One word, people. The #DefineObamaInOneWord hashtag called for you to define Obama in one word.

The unhinged “Blame Bush” types missed that. It seems their quest to pin all the world’s woes on George W. Bush has finally regressed their counting skills back to infancy.

Counting is hard. And you know why? Booooosh!

As bad as those were, we’re really hoping this one was a joke: