If you like your thingamajig, you can keep your thingamajig! You have to read the thingamajig to find out what’s in the thingamajig! Twitter is having a blast with Obama’s latest absurdity: All our problems could be solved if Americans would just buy more thingamajigs. Twitter users can’t get enough of it; you can pry their thingamajigs out of their cold, dead hands! Their thingamajigs, their choice.

Enter #replacequotewiththingamajig, now trending.

https://twitter.com/jeffemanuel/status/208648037709524992

https://twitter.com/tomwfry/status/208658506616803328

Oh, our aching thingamajigs!

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Update:

Twitter’s mockage made The New York Times!

Our hats are off to @AlexaShrugged, who got the hashtag ball rollin’. Awesome job, Alexa!