Mock alert: More 'Fauxcahontas' lies spark other hilarious Elizabeth Warren firsts

So tweeps, what fresh idiocy has Liz "Nursing Bull" Warren unleashed upon us today?

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) May 31, 2012

Eliz Warren: ‘I was 1st Nursing Mother to Take Bar Exam in NJ’ http://t.co/KYqxd6vT She won't be the 1st to try lying her way into Senate

— David Skehan (@aretheynuts) May 31, 2012

#elizabethwarrenwasfirst woman hit on 17 when the dealer was showing a 6.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 31, 2012

#elizabethwarrenwasfirst Woman to guess how many licks it took to get to the center of a Blow Pop

— Shawn Mullins (@Shawn_Mullins) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst to run a three minute mile… while giving birth.

— MenRec (@rustyweiss74) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst to cheer for the Boston Braves, but later regret it

— Dan Isett (@DanIsett) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst Darren on "Bewitched"

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst to slice bread.

— MenRec (@rustyweiss74) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst Survivor on the Titanic…or was it the S. S. Minnow?

— Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) May 31, 2012

#elizabethwarrenwasfirst to racially profile themself.

— Reverend Rubicon (@ReverendRubicon) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst gay DC superhero president.

— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 31, 2012

#ElizabethWarrenwasfirst woman to take off the papoose and put the baby in a stroller.

— ShoreDor (@ShoreDor) May 31, 2012

#elizabethwarrenwasfirst woman to slam dunk a basketball while breast feeding.

— PrestoPundit (@PrestoPundit) May 31, 2012