Elizabeth “Running Joke” Warren, also fondly known as Fauxcahontas, continues her record of absurdly false claims with her latest claim: She was the first nursing mother to take the New Jersey bar exam. Sigh. Now you are just becoming predictable, Elizabeth. Every single word you utter is false.

Her new name should be “Dances with Whoppers.” Twitter immediately proceeds with the well-deserved mocking. Enter #ElizabethWarrenWasFirst.