When Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton grows up, he wants to be just like Bill Maher.

Until now, he’s expressed his love for Obama’s Million Dollar Man by defending the comic’s piggish attacks on women. But last night, his infatuation moved on to the “Single White Female” stage. Burton took a little time out from rolling around in Maher’s misogynist million to try his hand at a bit of painfully unfunny “comedy.”

Burton decided to base his act on Michelle Malkin’s tweets supporting Dan Liljenquist, challenger to Beltway barnacle Sen. Orrin Hatch.

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Bill Burton:


He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

Gee, who would’ve thought such an upstanding guy would find principled stands hilarious? The audience began booing his performance immediately.

But the oblivious Burton kept going.

Before Burton was hooked off stage, a few rotten tomatoes were tossed his way.

And “shoo” he did.

What, no overacted stage yawn?

Bingo. Democrats spent much of this week denigrating “Uncle Tom” turncoats like Cory Booker, Harold Ford, Ed Rendell, and Mark Warner. So of course, Pig Maher’s boy has no response to that one.

The rotten tomatoes kept coming long after Burton headed to bed, all tuckered out from working on his act.

Unlike Shecky, Burton won’t be playing Vegas anytime soon. But after Inauguration Day 2013, maybe he can take his act to Chicago.