It’s a catchy tune — we’ll grant you that — but take a look at the lyrics:

can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
let me know
girl i’m gonna show you how to do it
and we start real slow
you just put your lips together
and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
here we go…

bet your lips spin back around corner
slow it down baby take a little longer…

it’s like everywhere i go
my whistle ready to blow…

How charming! Why, it’s a veritable modern-day Love Me Tender.

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The song was selling well immediately after launch, but mercifully has fallen to #78 on iTunes.