Jimmy Fallon, all atwitter and getting ready to scrawl madly in his diary. The One will be here!

Capping off the teenage fan boy swooning?

Oh dear. Get a room. We’d venture a guess that he didn’t play “Lyin’ Ass Bitch’ as President Obama’s intro music.

Maybe it was “Pour some sugar on me” or The Cure’s “Just Like Heaven”?

Swoon!