Hmmm … interesting proposal there, José. We’ve never had a president with such a large face before. Care to give us a glimpse of your platform?
Ah. Well, first, let’s address the fact that you remember where you were born. That’s very good. What a relief to know you didn’t just fall off the turnip truck.
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Now, where you may run into some difficulty is the whole Obama-wasn’t-born-in-the-U.S. thing. See, that whole theory has pretty much been debunked, or, at the very least, most Americans are way over it. So it might be a good idea to find a new talking point. Maybe try a new investigative angle! After all, we’re not quite sure how he got to be POTUS, either. It’s not as if he’s qualified.
As for this tweet, we’re pretty sure you meant something:
We just have no idea what. But you spelled all the place names correctly! High five!