Apparently somebody… who travels in certain circles… did… something… which NFL wide receiver Donte Stallworth did not like very much. Stallworth decided sending out cryptic tweets was the best way to deal with whatever it was that happened.

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190602788391239680

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190603192713752576

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190603582930817024

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190604449817956353

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190605137801261056

https://twitter.com/#!/DonteStallworth/status/190608656235118592

Needless to say Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco found the whole screed very entertaining.

https://twitter.com/#!/ochocinco/status/190602723069140993

https://twitter.com/#!/ochocinco/status/190604078206816256

Oddly enough this wasn’t even the craziest thing a NFL wide receiver did on Twitter today