To save you the headache from reading the whole piece, here’s a small excerpt from what Brit journalist Samantha Brick wrote this morning in London’s “Daily Mail.” Read while humming “You’re So Vain:”

While I’m no Elle Macpherson, I’m tall, slim, blonde and, so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks.

And that’s all you need to read to get the point of this self-indulgent article. Obviously, people took this one as a joke – but no, she’s serious:!/simonlomas/status/187177023528112128!/Tabitha_Scott/status/187176947485376512!/Tola_o/status/187177507865374720!/Yourlondonlover/status/187177495563472896