Iowahawk wants to be your next Leader of the Free World. And as you’re probably well aware by now, we here at Twitchy have quite the crush on this evil genius. But, bias notwithstanding, we can’t deny the man’s got a rock-solid platform:

Honesty is a rare commodity in politics today. And you won’t find a face more honest than Iowahawk’s.

So what say you, America? Can David Burge count on your vote?

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