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For a little over eight months now, we’ve had access to thousands of Hillary Clinton’s emails that were released as part of her ongoing private email server scandal.

While you’ve undoubtedly seen some of her more, shall we say, classified messages – we’ve compiled a separate list of her weirdest, head-scratching emails.

From failing to understand how basic technology works to asking for the favorability rating of her expensive clothing, these emails prove beyond doubt that Hillary is unfit to lead this country.

1) Kissing up much?

kissing up

2) Kissing up, part two

more fashion

3) Who is picking fights with who?

mean GOP

4) Using aides as maids

shawl

5) Using aides as maids, part two

missing phone

6) “Get me some ice tea.”

more ice tea

7) I wouldn’t joke about that if I were you

chinese national security joke

8) Surely there’s nothing illegal going on here

discrete call

9) Huma admits what we already know

huma confirms scandal

10) Oh, the irony

nixon irony

11) Technology is hard

technology is hard

12) Technology is hard, part two

yellow phone tech hard

13) “She’s often confused.”

confused

14) This one is just plain weird

weird and unwelcome surpriser

15) Who doesn’t love a good Bin Laden joke?

bin laden

16) Saddest birthday email ever?

sad birthday

17) Casual racism is apparently okay if you’re a Democrat

home girl racism

18) Our personal favorite, a coat favorability poll

coat favorability

  • jhawk90

    Damn, someone done BuzzFeed’d mah Twitchy!

    • lCOYAR

      I remember when it was all about liberal idiots saying insane and nonsensical things on Twitter. And then laughing at them when they delete their moronic Tweets.

      Although this isn’t bad, this really isn’t the purpose of this site.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    It reminds me of the way my Mom used to write e-Mails. And NOT in a good way…

    • san rafael blue

      I still know some folks who will pronounce LOL!! as “I El- Oh Ell-ed her!!”

      • Fingolfin

        LOL is an acronym so isn’t that correct?

        • Dumbfounded

          Catch up.. It’s pronounced as it’s spelled. As in “I lawled her!!”

          • Fingolfin

            Well yes that is how I use it. I guess it depends on the word right? Because we say wtf and not wutf.

  • Andy Rigo ✓ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The yellow phone used to be white until Bill started making discreet phone calls on it.

    • JunkMonkey

      Ew, ew, ew!!! Come on, man!

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Dude….

  • Jerry Shelton

    Check the first 1. clearly that has nothing to do with the the day to day running of the State. Seem highly personal in nature. So where are the yoga routines and wedding plans. It is the 30K that are not here those are the ones we should all be asking about.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Reading that, I’m reminded of this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kH3sjFmpaE

    Of course, Abe was deliberately a funny old timer; Hillary is the dangerous kind and quite inept.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Remember, every one of these emails had a greater priority to Hillary than Ambassador Stevens’ life.

    • forgetyoutooo

      BAM!

  • Magnifico

    “my “home girl” Harriet Tubman”

    Who the hell would even say something like that?? What an awkward social misfit! You know damned well she cracked herself up with that one.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Because she heard that one song when Huma found her the radio station.

    • san rafael blue

      That sounds really, really tacky! “home girl” indeed!

    • grais

      I bet it wasn’t the first time she and Mikulski (sp?) shared a chuckle over that.
      And who knows how many ‘others’.

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    I felt like I was reading texts from teenage girls. The lack of good grammar and basic spelling errors (not to mention the sickly sweet sucking up) are cringe-inducing.

    • Mike Peterson

      I think teenager can text better than this. these were pathetic.

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        Certainly my 8-year-old-son can write better.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Huma’s spelling and grammar are really really bad.

      I guess they don’t teach you English in the mosque.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      This is beyond creepy.

      At least Obama has a wide ranging cult.

      Hillary’s is a weirdo kingdom where all the sycophants (large and small) fight and topple over each other all trying to best kiss the queens cankles.

      Blech!

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        I’d up-vote your comment, but I can’t shake the image of those sycophants kissing the cankles *shudder*.

  • algonquinmatt

    H: “i don’t have a yellow phone here”

    Huma: “…she’s often confused”

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Hillary you can’t spell either.

    It’s ‘discreet’ and not discrete.

    But I’m just a stupid uneducated conservative immigrant.

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      You mean “bitter clinger”?

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        First I immigrate. Then I cling. Can’t do shit out of order.

  • de66ie

    This reminds me a bit like my college days & my mum leaving messages on the answering machine…. they were more like letters… “Deborah, this is your mother calling. Did you take my coat, the blue one from the Wal-Marts? I saw your friend Jason, today. Jason smith, your best buddy from high school. He said to say ‘Hi.’ I love you. Mum”

    She’s much better now, and could kick HRC butt with her mad, email skills. However, she is now slowly figuring out ‘the interwebs.’

  • Tomcat

    WHISKEY! TANGO! FOXTROT! And you want to be my latex salesman!

  • https://twitter.com/thedreadofpenny Penny Dreadful

    What a parade of clowns.

  • Fingolfin

    Does the Sec. of State actually work?

    • MickDavid

      It’s just all one big party for these num nums.

    • Why Not

      as we used to say; figure the freakin’ odds

    • Spinmamma

      That’s asking a bit much for an old lady that needs help finding her shawl and sunglasses.

  • Yup

    That was entertaining. Now I must find some HRC fanboys/fangirls online so that I can mercilessly mock them.

  • Russ

    Somehow, I don’t picture Condi Rice emailing an assistant to ask him/her to call a third party to go make an ice tea run for her.

  • dan strayer

    Someone is actually trying to make something of this? The desperation of the right to make an issue of a bunch of ancient, innocuous emails shows how empty and bereft of anything substantial the GOP has become. EVERY single time someone on the right opens their trap some trivial idiotic pap like this comes out. They are a disgrace to themselves.
    #15…oh shit yeah, what a hilarious joke. Just goddamn awesome!
    And #14…discussing an upcoming conference, yeah man, now THAT is just too weird. I can’t believe anyone could write that.
    You people are PATHETIC.

    • Russ

      In case you hadn’t noticed, Hillary’s not a member of the GOP, and those are her emails, not those of some random congresscritter.

      • dan strayer

        WTF are you referring to?

    • Fingolfin

      Yes because revealing a candidates ignorance and dependence lacks substance. Also it’s for laughs mostly, these aren’t her criminal ones.

    • happytoreport

      dan strayer the point here is, all of this shows how REPREHENSIBLE
      these piglets are…This is how other people in the world see us.
      I see no one with any intelligence from the top to the
      bottom ! ! And you are STUPID ! !

  • nc ✓s & balances

    This woman wants to be our President. Desperately. If that doesn’t make your blood run cold what will?

  • Orpheus75

    Imagine 4 years of this thing…..

  • nicholsda

    Can I get the time back for reading all that stupidity?

  • tbmbuzz

    Are the 30,000 purged emails really lost? Everyone of those emails had a **recipient** or **sender**. It is easy enough to construct a list of email recipients/senders from the Hillary emails that exist, starting with Huma. Hopefully the FBI is investigating all of THOSE email accounts.

  • Mixelflick

    If Hillary isn’t indicted on multiple counts, the rule of law isn’t to be respected. Are you not tempted now, to take liberties on your tax returns?

    Because lying, cheating and stealing is clearly how you get to the top!

  • Steve Hibbard

    These read like a Dilbert comic