Careful, everyone! There are dark figures lurking in the right-wing corners of our country, according to President Obama. Who could these #ShadowyConservativeGroups‬ be? The fear-mongerer-in-chief won’t say.

Thankfully, Twitter is happy to help us figure it out with a handy, worldwide trending topic:

https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/208016853950410753

https://twitter.com/hipstervative/status/208012985271197696