Amy Westervelt is “an award-winning writer and editor” who’s written for the Wall Street Journal and the Guardian. But she’s also open to other writing jobs, and if you decide to take advantage of her services, you can hopefully look forward to brilliance like this:

OK …

Would we take her more seriously as a “journalist” if she’d spelled Rubio’s name correctly?

Oh well. At least Amy’s not blatantly biased or anything.