Want to know what it looks like to be über-woke? Look no further than Entertainment Weekly and New York Times contributor Rebecca Theodore, who dropped a hell of a bomb this morning regarding the upcoming film adaptation of “Murder on the Orient Express”:

Wow. So much to digest there … where to start?

Not to mention entertaining. We’ll give Rebecca that much!

Oh man … it looks like it’s the former:

She really is:

And if it’s all right with you, she’ll triple, quadruple, and quintuple down while she’s at it:

Oh, Rebecca … bless your heart. Lie down before you really hurt yourself.