Life already kinda sucks for WikiLeaks editor Julian Assange, what with being holed up at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London to avoid facing those pesky rape charges in Sweden. And then, of course, there’s the fact that he’s just an all-around jerk who’s put people’s lives in danger.

But this? This has really gotten to him:

Awwww.

If anyone needs us, we’ll just be over here, playing the world’s smallest violin.