'Slow down, cowboys'! Psychic RNC already knows who won the #VPDebate

Oh that's great. The webmaster wanted to go home early tonight.

— kindahottakes (@kindahottakes) October 4, 2016

Honestly, any excitement over tonight’s vice presidential debate is probably too much. But the RNC has taken their unbridled enthusiasm to another level:

.@GOP posts that @mike_pence won the debate! I guess we don't have to watch now. https://t.co/qwhCRp2Gq9

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) October 4, 2016

No, it’s true:

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/783445101146148864

There’s this, too:

"The other clear winner from tonight’s debate was Donald Trump." https://t.co/bhEIo0rXGC

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 4, 2016

And this:

Yo, debate moderators, YOU ALREADY FAILED TOO! https://t.co/BoaoHmw6m9 pic.twitter.com/9e5B8EASTm

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) October 4, 2016

What’s the rush, RNC? You guys seem a little jumpy tonight.

It’s one thing to get out in front of the news; it’s another thing completely to just make it up in the hopes that it’ll be true.

Competence https://t.co/x7wnl9S2Br

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 4, 2016

they hire "the best people" #VPDebate

— Leanne O (@TImshel_Hope) October 4, 2016

@jbarro Are these guys for real?

— Bill B. (@billb1950) October 4, 2016

give them a break, they're wasted

— a famus man (@jimmyteriyaki) October 4, 2016

Can't people EVER quit spoiling shows for the West Coast viewers? God! https://t.co/aMKKIaijQ7

— You've Put Your Xmas Stuff Up Too Early (@JonLawson32) October 4, 2016

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Now we know who stole the Delorean with the flux capacitor in it.

— Rob Turner (an OK Boomer) (@ChillyMostFresh) October 4, 2016

https://twitter.com/alymarie1/status/783448738442403840

The GOP nominee always won the debate with Eastasia

— Jacob Roche (@jakeroche) October 4, 2016

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/783448903844765696

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/783446153966804992

The GOP couldn't fuck up any harder if they tried.

— Nope (@DonnaIsHereNow) October 4, 2016

.@Reince @seanspicer ???? Well done, dumbasses pic.twitter.com/EjPgYkEc80

— Thankful Muppet Energy (Sunny) (@sunnyright) October 4, 2016

Someone at the RNC must’ve wised up … their write-up of Pence’s impressive victory has disappeared:

Will it be resurrected when Pence pulls off the big win? Stay tuned!