There are many, many reasons why John Kasich should never be president.

This may be the most glaring one:

Dear Lord.

Too little, too late, pal.

Stick a fork in him. He is done.

What’s next, John Kasich? Are we gonna find out you order your steaks well-done, too?

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Update:

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