Tough … and not afraid to hit Hillary where it hurts:

Fiorina busted that out at the start of today’s undercard debate, too:

Seems like it.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    In fairness to Hillary, I wouldn’t wanna spend time with a spouse who constantly cheats on me with anything that moves.

    Yeesh, if every other woman on Earth but Hillary dropped dead, Bill would start sleeping with men.

    • Pendog

      So in your scenario, are we still going to have the internet? Asking for a buddy.

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      I don’t think Bill actually requires they move.

      • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

        In 2016 I’ll be writing in Monica Lewinsky for the Democrat nomination. I know what you’re thinking, but she at least got the “job” done when Hillary didn’t.

        • The_Kat ✓vilified

          On another note…love the “Viagrafried” in your nick. *snickers*

      • Rogue Cheddar

        Bubba (singing):
        Isn’t it necromantic?
        Sweet symbols in the moonlight,
        Do you mean that I will fall in love perchance?
        Isn’t it necromantic?
        Isn’t it necrromance?

        • whatev…✓ yo’self.

          New words to that Miley Cyrus song?

          • Rogue Cheddar

            No, but I bet she could do a good cover of it.

      • ArtBrecher

        Or breathe. And they only have to be slightly warm.

      • pugly

        True but they have to be underage though.

    • alanstorm

      In fairness to Bill, I wouldn’t touch Hillary with a ten foot…pole. Or a ten foot anything.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        “Or a twelve-foot Swede…”

      • Orpheus75

        Just what I was going to say

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      If Carly is up to it, may I suggest a new campaign slogan for her:

      “Bill Clinton always chooses other women and you should, too!”

      • ChiTownGal


      • pugly

        Ding ding ding.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    In fairness to Bill, I’m not sure there are many men who want to sleep with her.

  • Kevin Giltrud


    “Might want to put some ice on that!”

    • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

      Tweet by Philip Rucker of WaPo: “Carly’s opener: “Unlike another woman in this race I actually love spending time with my husband.” WHAT??”
      …If I only had a twitter-tweeter I’d tell Rucker…”Wow, Wayne & Garth were right about what a spincter says.”

      • Kevin Giltrud

        You need an “h” after the “p” in “spincter”, mess.

        • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

          …I deliberately misspelled it since somebody at Twitchy is “hold-for-mod”-happy lately.

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  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Holy cow.

    That wasn’t a shot across the bow. That was taking out the rudder, and then firing on the bow.

    Fiorina is incredibly dangerous to her majesty. Knows she’s not viable for president. Maybe get’s an ask for VP, maybe not. In the meantime, she’s free to rip Hillary’s guts out.

    That woman is in the catbird seat.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied
  • Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ
    • Fired Up

      Hillary gotta pay some bills.

      • ChiTownGal

        Last summer he said he had to do that.

    • Dan13

      Hahahahaha…! Swing and a miss…!

    • Anion

      Oooh, ouch!

  • kennyraisin

    Holy snappin assholes!

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Kramer: Cacacacat fight!

  • FramersForCruz

    Carly is going to make millions and snare lots of votes working for the eventual nominee, if they are smart!

    • pugly

      She could be SOS or Commerce.

  • carmenta

    Nailed it!!

    That’s what Slick Willy said too.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    Just add Carly name here. Lol.

  • ricoliv

    You go, girl! At least you know where your husband is spending his nights.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!
  • Maxx

    I think they both despise each other, truth be told.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …and the winner is…..CARLY!

  • Dan Abbett

    Catty to be sure but spot on.

  • Wanderer

    Nice shot, Carly.

  • Wonder Pony

    That was like watching The Predator rip Bill Duke’s spine out and dust off the skull for the collection.

  • surroundedbyidiots

    Shots fired, as my teenage son would say.

  • Eric H

    That’s as bad of a 3rd degree burn as I’ve seen in a long time.

  • Luv2GoFly

    Man, I would pay serious money to see Carly debate Hillary. That would be so awesome.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Would love to see Carly as VP.


  • The_Kat ✓vilified

    Talk about being beeeyotch slapped! That left a red mark I can see all the way over here.


    That woman Carly Fiorina is just so damn anti-woman. Wait, what?

  • Dan13

    Did you need dog whistles to hear that progressives?