Oh geez:

Well, at least now we know this show really is all about him.



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  • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

    Every time I’m reminded of Obama I cry.

    • oldshortfatboy

      I just go to the bathroom and drop a couple of obamas and mooches.

      • Tim

        Droppin’ the Obamas at the pool?

  • lainer51

    I have been crying since November, 2008.

  • FranklinWasRight

    Anyone who doesn’t see this as propaganda is too far gone to be saved.

  • John Howard

    Josh Earnest was under the podium, lighting a match stuck in Obama’s shoe.

    • marcus tullius cicero

      …for a second there, I thought you was going somewhere else with that “under the podium” phrase….LOL.

      • John Howard

        I was but cleaned it up before clicking submit.

        • ThewlynOh ✓certifiable

          i was thinking the last scene in “Police Academy” too

          • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
          • ThewlynOh ✓certifiable

            good on ya mate, thanks for those…

          • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            you’re welcome. Now I just need to find the full movie so I can watch it again.

    • oldshortfatboy

      or peeling onions?

  • J Doug Gill
  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    All hail the king’s tears…while the king admires himself.

    Good grief.

    CNN p’rolly put their network flag at half mast for this.

  • Maxx
  • marcus tullius cicero

    …it’s beyond words the amount of asshattery in one man!

    • wrestlefan01

      trump is right up there..egos abound

  • nc ✓s & balances


  • Sally Del

    Such drama!
    All that was missing was Steve Harvey grabbing the crown off his head and giving it to someone else….

  • Unclassifiable

    All done!

    My navel is completely free of lint, my sock drawer is sorted, and my full scale replica of the Pyramids of Giza in Velveeta is complete.

    Did I miss anything?

    • Rogue Cheddar

      Yeah, don’t bogart all that velveeta. I love velveeta, all about the velveeta. If I thought it was socially acceptable, I would be totally ensconced in velveeta.

      • Mark81150 Otter of Doomly

        I grew up on Velveeta…. a food group all by itself….. a survival food…. and if push comes to shove…
        you can fuel a nuclear submarine with it…
        all Hail America’s premier cheese food product!……..
        because.. NACHOS…… which is all that need be said really…….

      • Unclassifiable

        What isn’t socially acceptable these days? Totally ensconced in Velveeta probably describes an entire fashion line this year at Milan, Paris, and/or New York.

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          That’d be a great name for a band, too: Totally Ensconced In Velveeta.

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Other uses:

          * NewAge Spa Treatment
          * Arthritis Cure
          * Torture Method For The Lactose Intolerant (the intolerant must be taught a lesson, don’tchaknow)
          * Kinky Fondue Restaurant Concept
          * “Reality” Show On TLC
          * “Velveeta: Invented By Space Aliens?” Show On History

          • Unclassifiable

            You forgot tool of white hetero-normal paternalistic oppression and cultural appropriation. I’m sure Obama will have a town hall for that soon. I can imagine it:

            He looks directly into the camera and says “How long must the America’s people suffer this artery clogging obesity-causing cheese product that was culturally appropriated from the French and English? It has been used to culturally appropriate Meso-American heritage through its evil incarnation of ‘Queso'”. As he says the final word in disgust a solitary tear rolls down his face and looks into the eyes of his beloved Michelle who fires back a “What???!!!!” at him with a scowl.

        • Rogue Cheddar

          All drippy as I prance down the runway in the latest fashion frippery.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      No. The Kardashians are still alive. Somehow…

  • Worc1
  • AZWarrior

    Meanwhile, when Putin saw that footage, he laughed and then told his military to invade the rest of NATO while Obama “has his moment”.

    • Mark81150 Otter of Doomly

      I really hate this president… he’s taken US prestige, and thrown it right down the shitter…..
      and left wingers applaud the loss of our reputation and power…. absolutely revel in it.. as Europe and Asia sit there gobsmacked at the wanton betrayal of friends and allies…

      • CVN65

        Mark, you seem really down lately. Just remember how it was in the Carter years and then remember that that misery gave rise to the Reagan Revolution. There is always hope.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    You would think such a ‘glory hole’ Gulliver’s eyes wouldn’t water so much.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    What kind of sexual psychosis is it called when the Left gets a chubby watching Obowmao watch himself crying? I could understand it if Obowmao was crying while being hauled off to prison, I might rub one out on that day myself.

    • Acethepug

      Not-a-cult-itis, I think 🙂

  • The_Kat ✓vilified

    I miss the days when girly men were scorned and considered cowardly. I hate when I am more of a man in a bra and skirt than the POTUS. *sighs* Pathetic.

    • Mark81150 Otter of Doomly

      They still are scorned in red states.. counties.. towns..
      Obama might get the cheering of the deep blue media towns.. but not where America actually lives on.. in smaller town America.. in Rural counties… We largely keep the old values, which is why they look down their noses at “flyover country”… the uncivilised places they think Dragons still dwell in…

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

    Obama, having to listen to an opinion other than his own. One that was actually better informed.

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      You can tell with that screen shot Obama’s thinking, “Okay, furrow the brow and place finger on lips so I look like I’m actually listening and am deeply moved by that woman’s statement. Good. Now hold . . . “

  • deimos19

    And the award for the most insincere slimy politician goes to……

  • Magnifico

    Obama cries, and world leaders laugh.

    Wanna talk ISIS recruiting videos, this is it, and throw in the MSM fawning over Bruce Jenner and referring to him as “she”. Put this in terms of college football recruiting. If Jim Harbaugh was crying like a little school girl on “The View”, his commits would flip to Urban Meyer the same day.

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    “That was cool. Now show me one of me getting off Air Force One!”

  • Peggy Bundy

    And the award goes to…………..

  • globalcrap

    Our enemies over seas are crying with laughter at this cry baby. leader of our America.

  • Terry West

    Niagara Falls, Frankie Angel!!

  • bifski

    how narcissistic

  • Oysteria (I won)

    Why do you think he keeps inviting all those actors to the White House? He’s learning how to cry on command.

  • Girl who talks with her claws

    He’s practicing for his next career as a Hollywood superstar.

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    @eScary, he MUST be the unwed mother, I can’t imagine preezy Felon ever donating the male half of a chromosomal contribution to anybody, not even Reggie. This guy is and was a “catcher” longer than the combined careers of Johnny Bench and Yogi Berra combined.