Then color us heartless, because we’re not about to let this opportunity slide by.

As we told you, President Obama turned on the waterworks today for his mendacious presser on ending gun violence. Because apparently crocodile tears make the lies go down a little more smoothly. Now, after seven years of watching this guy perform for the cameras, we’ve gotten pretty well versed in his priorities and what makes him tick. And that’s why we just aren’t feeling this weeping.

But to be fair, there are plenty of other things that would make him cry. Helpful tweeters have put together an impressive list. Here’s just a sample:

So, so sad. But that’s only the beginning.

Just look at these heartbreaking scenarios:


Well, anyway, if President Obama insists on crying in public, he should probably be more careful. Otherwise, there could be trouble:




‘Not even close to being true’: Obama just lied about buying guns online

‘Enough to make you physically sick’: Media lapdogs swoon over weepy gun grabber Obama

  • toddm123

    What a load of bullshit! He’s crying because he knows he got away with bypassing the Constitution.

    • Jerry Shelton

      That would having him in a gut wrenching laugh

      • objectivefactsmatter

        That’s what happens behind closed doors.

    • JunkMonkey

      Tears of joy!

      • toddm123

        I know there’s got to be a lot of liberals who actually celebrate these mass shootings for just such an occasion to push their agenda.

        • Myles Standish

          Heck — they plan them!!

  • setnaffa

    What? He just found out even Hillary plans to indict him?

  • Giuseppe Franco

    Mr. President! Someone stole your golf clubs!

  • backwoodsMT

    My favorite part of the speech was Fox Business running the Smith and Wesson stock ticker through most of the speech with the graphic right next to him.

    • Don Reed

      He sure does know how to report to duty on the first day of Mercury Retrograde, doesn’t he? OK, Shortpants, enough playacting. Get back on the gun-free golf course.

      • Hurri Cane

        I live in Louisiana, i don’t think there is a gun free golf course in the state! Snakes in the rough, gators in the water hazard, etc.

        • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

          I’m reacting with glee with pictures in my head of a certain golfer prizzy- footing around and making girly jumps to get over the “clumps” in the water and in the grass.

        • Don Reed

          Give the phrase, “Hole-in-one” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? And a new source of material for golf bags, to boot!

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary


    • ChiTownGal

      I just love ‘GREAT TIMING’.

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #ObamaCrying because he still bowls worse than all the kids in the Special Olympics.

  • G3

    #ObamaCriesAbout his golf cart having a governor

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #ObamaCrying because Gosnell was too messy

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #ObamaCrying because mooch made Reggie go away

    • backwoodsMT

      Are we absolutely sure that Michelle isn’t Reggie in drag?

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Noooo….. not with 100% certainty….

        • backwoodsMT

          I guess we will find out January 2017. “My fellow Americans, I have big news…”

      • helena handbasket

        “She” functions very similar. Ever catch him calling her “Mike”?

    • AndrewS ✓Terrified #EMAW

      I had to switch browsers and circumvent all my blockers to up vote you, now that’s funny right there. LMFAO

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #ObamaCrying because Chris Matthews accidentally let his teeth get in the way

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    #ObamaCriesAbout His big girl panties are all bunched.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      Please someone help me, but I thought thong instead

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #obamacrying because his hemorrhoids are acting up again

    • 50papa70

      Quick some one call Reggie

      • CVN65

        Or Kal Penn. But don’t tell Reggie!

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    obamacrying because Chuck E Cheese ran out of tokens

  • overboosted ✓ᴰᴱᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    Obama cries when a citizen earns enough to be independent of government handouts.

    Obama cries whenever a citizen protects themselves with their own firearms rather than calling the cops.

    Obama cries whenever a woman chooses life over abortion.

    Obama sheds tears of joy when he hears the Muslim call to prayer.

    • journogal

      …calling the cops But, I thought according to liberals that cops are evil and out to get people.

  • NeoKong

    #obamacrying Because the Saudis executed some of his friends.

  • journogal

    #obamacrying because people don’t bow down when he walks by.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    What else would make the man of a failed presidential legacy cry – a Trump presidency. To wash away the debris of the past 7 years.

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    #obamacrying because they won’t let him vacation in Tehran

  • The Masked Avatar

    Missing a one foot putt.

  • Finrod Felagund

    He’s as phony as the (in)famous crying Indian in the litter commercial.

  • American

    That crybaby pansy put on his display of weakness in front of the TV cameras for all to see…and, the whole world laughs at him.

    What an utter disgrace he is to America.

  • Michael the white suburbanite

    just accept your raycism, bow your head and move on

  • almarquardt

    I’m sorry, but I couldn’t read them all. Seeing the same close up of Obama again and again was making my stomach churn.

    • American

      Me too. I had to scroll past them with averted gaze.

    • Emily B

      Me too!! And his stupid face is all over facebook today too. 😛

      • almarquardt

        Ugh. Makes me glad I left Facebook for a while all over again.

  • MrApple

    Just lost his last golf ball with the Presidential Seal.

    • algonquinmatt

      the way he hits ’em, he probably has ‘George Bush’ stamped on his golf balls in case he hits a house.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    “And when Obama saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more golf courses to conquer.”

  • san rafael blue

    “I don’t want my daughters to be ‘punished’ with a baby!”

    • algonquinmatt

      i hope that Justin Bieber takes a shine to Sasha or Malaria.. that would be punishment for Barry and Michelle.

  • unknown

    Watch the media spin this more by saying this was his “Jesus wept” moment

    • American

      He’s doing “God’s work” after all.

      • almarquardt

        Right along with Planned Parenthood *shudder*.

      • algonquinmatt

        Politico will say that he may get sainthood before Mother Teresa.

    • Hashtag pundit

      They kinda already seem to be going there. They’re being subtle. But don’t think it hasn’t crossed their minds.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    Obama is nothing a wannabe dicator scam artist.

  • John_LC_Silvoney


  • Jerry Shelton

    He crying because this will do nothing to stop gun violence and he could not do more.

  • John Galt

    Amazing piece of showmanship…on one hand he says that we can disagree without impugning each others motives, and then says “the lies of the gun lobby”.

    What a piece of crap.

    • algonquinmatt

      Putting the shoe on the other foot, do you think that the media would catch that bit of hypocrisy if a Republican said something like that? Of course they would. But don’t expect to hear anything about that on ABC, NBC or CBS.

  • Rick Owen

    Maybe these are the straw men he’s worried about?

  • interestedobserver2

    He just figured out why his putt hasn’t been working this past six years…

  • Magnifico

    A couple won’t sacrifice their wedding day on an exclusive golf course so that he might golf undisturbed.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    “You go to a fancy restaurant and they are out of dog.”

    • unknown

      You go to a fancy restaurant and they say they don’t serve dog.” FIFY

  • golfmax13

    Obama doesn’t take a dump without a plan. (taken loosely from the Hunt For Red October). No teleprompter today. Why? Tears. The tears were the plan. He had to have them today and the only way he was going to get tears was to be slow and methodical – and using his own words. He got what his handlers asked for, the only way he could – listening to himself.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    I wonder if ISIS will use video of Obama crying in a recruitment video?

  • RJLigier

    “‘Straw men shortage’? Tears of a clown prince: So, what REALLY makes Obama cry?”

    Best headline of 2016……….kudos, Twitchy staff……….

  • bobbyt1964

    Pauses “Leather Goddesses of Phobos II” to make leftover turkey sammitch; finds out the WH is out of Miracle Whip and he’ll have to use dumb ol’ mayo

  • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

    OMFG!!! What a load of crap!
    I’ll believe his tears when I see him cry over the 4 men abandoned and then slaughtered by Muslim extremists to cover his gun running in Bengahzi, or when talking to their grieving relatives.
    Or, when people were killed in Paris by Muslim extremists,
    Or, the soldiers at recruiting agency in Little Rock that were killed by the Muslim sympathizer,
    Or, when Chris Kyle was murdered by a Muslim sympathizer,
    Or, any of these, you faker in the White House:

    Otherwise, just fake melodrama. Crying on cue is the hallmark of a sociopath. Along with the melodramatic pauses while speaking, biting his lip. What a sick busturd. Wonder how many times he practiced this in front of a mirror?

  • NannoH

    Okay, since I can’t stand to hear Obama’s voice or see his face, I did not watch the BS speech, I have to ask. Why is that big phony crying those crocodile tears?

    • Arkuy The Great

      Remember that a crocodile “cries” as he is tearing his prey to shreds and eating it.

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

      I can’t either. I just change the channel until he’s through with his vomit.

      • Steven Richards

        I don’t even feel like flushing the toilet anymore–sounds just like him.

        • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

          Well, his voice has more practiced dulcent tones created by his blowing his cheeks out to make some sounds. It sounds nauseous, regardless.
          Otherwise, I agree with the toilet sounds.

  • rferrel1

    But no tears shed for ISIS (no, not islamic) beheading Christians, Hindus, etc.

  • bifski

    petulant psychopath…(s)he has some serious mental health issues

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Michelle is in “The Mood”.

  • chicagoxile

    *Sniff* Have you seen the price of arugula at Whole Foods lately…? *Sniff*

  • Hashtag pundit

    Prepped for the speech by watching “The Notebook”

  • Hashtag pundit

    Like any small, petulant child: crying to get what he wants.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Couldn’t book a tee time

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    If you believe the tears were real, then you probably believe that Bill really does love Cankles. Just saying….

  • James Simpson

    He found out Reggie Love is engaged.

    • Steven Richards

      Maybe that was some of him in his eye.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Pulled a NOSE HAIR……

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

      You mean he doesn’t have someone to pull out his buggers for him??

      • alumin

        Lol – yeah wasn’t there a Navy CorpseMan around to pick his bugars?!

    • Arkuy The Great

      Dig it, man!

  • bunnehbooboo

    My free ride is ending…

  • helena handbasket

    Word at Breitbart is that he wiped his eyes BEFORE the waterworks started.

    Cayenne pepper, anyone?

  • JunkMonkey

    Heh, when asking for Double Penetration and he says “Is Mr. Pibb okay?”

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    He picked OU to go all the way in his stupid “College Football Playoff”

  • Joan Carsey

    Ground up castor beans.

  • ‘Tom Crawford

    Obama seems to have found Boehner’s stash….and I’m cryin’….cryin’…..

  • mrspinky85


  • RDaneel

    What a woman.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    There is nothing left in his baggie of MaryJane.

  • Mike Gable

    Does this outfit make my ears look big?

  • David

    Will a mentally disturbed obama be sent to the gulag for not being able to control his emotions. Looks pretty nutty for a grown man to be bawling around.

  • ToyZebra

    Dictators make Obama cry… with envy.

    • Renegade 13

      “When will it be MY turn? Waaaah!”

  • Mike

    Separated at birth?

    One is a phony who cries on demand for the camera and the other is Iron Eyes Cody.

    • Renegade 13

      I hate to say it, but it was proven that Iron Eyes Cody was a phony, too. Just sayin’. (Sorry.)

      • Mike

        He was Italian. I know. But it was part of the set up for the punchline. Like the difference between a lawyer and a catfish. One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.

        • Renegade 13

          Gotcha. Sorry. Didn’t read the sarcasm. But, yes, I agree with the sentiment.

  • Fired Up

    I think the tears might be real but they are NOT of compassion. Pre-tantrum stompy foot.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Latest info tells of Lady Obongo rubbed his eyes…before the weeping!
    Can’t make this in a million years knowing what a egotistic hemorrhoid he is….

  • MLCross

    Hey, is crying Obama funnier than stompy-foot Obama? I can’t decide.

  • Sanchez

    He is crying because AG Lynch told him he can do nothing about background checks on his own. He can do nothing to make one get a Federal license to sell even one firearm.

    IF he had any chance to so he has as of right now not done anything.

    Nothing new on the Executive Order page.

    Only one Executive Memorandum on “Promoting Smart Gun Technology”

  • David

    When doctors report far fewer cases of depression following obama’s edict that physicians are to report to the FBI such cases, the cheese licking leftists will give obama credit for curing it.

  • globalcrap

    Putin must be laughing his butt off at this crybaby, the leader of the free world.

  • Climbr880

    Obviously, he had to miss his tee time for the presser.

  • Bobbybulivia

    Crybaby in Chief. I bet ISIS is recruiting off this video for sure.

  • lgeubank

    Boo hoo — I’ll tell my mommy on you.

  • Jon Rice

    He must have triple bogeyed a par three earlier….

  • Pilgrim22

    Most likely what made him cry today was a little onion juice on his finger. One eye gushed pretty good, the other, no matter how many times he swiped it only managed to flow once for a couple seconds. You have to care about something to cry and sociopaths aren’t known for their caring.

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

      And, then s-l-o-w-l-y turn his head to one side and then back and repeat….. with “tears” streaming half way down his face to make sure every angle caught the light for the camera.
      Even as a kid, I wouldn’t let tears stay on my face that long. Too embarrassed. Unless I wanted to get some attention and pity (which never was the case). Such a overplayed phony.

      As I said below. I wonder how long did he practice in front of a mirror.

  • Myles Standish

    His eyes look almost exactly the way mine did when I heard that he had been handed a second term by the demoncrat mafia (see DNC) and black panthers (see black KKK). NO, I mean the day I accidentally got menthol camphor in my eyes. Gosh, he is so inspiring, so humble, so honest, so transparent (no wait! that’s Michelle), and so fixated on making America everything it can be, and leaving his mark (see herd of T-Rex with advanced food poisoning).

  • Ryan Duff
  • MathMom Feelin’ the HOPE!

    The same thing happened to me when I was chopping serrano peppers and washed my hands before rubbing my eye, but not enough. I didn’t know they were hotter than jalapenos! He made the same mistake, got too much in his eyes, that’s why he had to keep wiping them. You can’t get a single “Crying Indian” tear with the jalapeno juice. He needs to keep practicing to see what can give him a single tear.

  • Ed Brault

    He’s crying because he’s seen every one of his attempts at a “legacy” fall apart. Obamacare, the Middle East, the “stimulus”, “Shovel-ready” jobs, alternative energy, all failed because they were never intended to last longer than the time it takes to stage a protest march, then hold a press conference where he makes a lot of empty promises that are never kept because of “someone else’s” failure or obstruction. He found out that illusions that only had to hold up for at most a few weeks don’t work when he has to keep them going for several years. He learned the hard way that in the real world, the people, the opposition, and yes, even the Press expect real results.

  • coolercoleman

    The real Obama.

  • Mark Malcomb

    CUT! Can we put the fake tears in his eyes?! aaaaand….ACTION!…Yeah. It looked just like that…#pathetic

  • Stuck_in_Ca√→

    Tears of a clown, HAHA! Thank you!

  • objectivefactsmatter


  • AdamsParachute

    cayenne on the fingers worked well for the clown

  • http://www.whitehouse.poop Bakrap Opooper

    Brett Favre wants his tears back.

  • nomorelies343

    Total tears shed on victims of inner city gang violence = 0


    Candy-ass crocodile tears.

  • Hillary’s Tears

    First time Obama ever cried for the death of someone White

  • Elizabeth Bennett

    My goodness, he’s even turning orange like Boehner!

  • soxfan4evah

    Looks like somebody got passed over when the choom was passed around…

  • Victoria Richardson

    He basically pulled a 2008 Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire !!!

  • Victoria Richardson

    Where was his tears when the terrorist attacks killed 14 and wounded many others !!

  • Dimart45

    Why are his tears originating from the wrong side of his eyes?

  • wharfrat

    Obamas tears are Crocodile tears,they are not real,did any one notice that he moved his head around so the camera could pick up the light reflecting on the shiny fake tears while he broke the law again?!!.he’s 100% Psycho.

  • Dan13

    No tears for Steinle.

  • Paul V

    No different than when Bill Clinton lied and the media immediately found evidence that lying was a good thing.

  • rbeccah

    Barack Insane Obama is crying because he knows his gun-control antics are just more pissing into the wind.

  • Uncle Ed

    “Crocodile tears ”
    How low can this person go in support of his personal glory seeking?.