Oof:

No, really. Oooooooof.

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/684108906247909376

Good rule of thumb, Sally: Whenever a thought pops into your head, keep it there.

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Rolling right over herself:

A “typo.”

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/684115723673845761

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Update:

Doubling down on dumb: Sally Kohn asks for ‘GIANT GLARING DIFFERENCE’ between these events, gets an earful

  • TooFarGone1 ✓NeverTrump

    She knows as much about American history and geography as president 57 states, who was conceived because of an event that happened years after he was born. The only qualification to be a leftist is willingness to remain ignorant.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Yes, but Obama is from the Asian island of Hawaii.

      • Don Reed

        And Kohn? The Islamic island of Manhattan?

    • Askwatch

      Don’t forget that Hillary was named after Sir Edmund, who became famous well after she was born. Leftists have perfect prescience when it comes to the nativity of their children. Almost like Biblical prophecy!

      • Don Reed

        Retrograde Prophecy!

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      ManGorePig was sung to sleep by the Union Label tune, written when he was 27. Well, it’s possible, right?

      • BigSky1970

        Not Algore. He’s the last guy you want to get gun safety tips from.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Meh:

    “Kick a sow…. Get a grunt.”

  • Gloves M. Donahue

    She may be thinkin’ bout Ruby Begonia.

    • Kevin Giltrud

      Which strikes a familiar note.

      *Apologies to Sammy Davis, Jr.*

      Or Ruby Dee.

    • grais

      lol

  • Michelle ✓classified
    • Mikey_Likes_It

      OOHH!

    • dankbubba

      If she wants us to rage philosophically on her essential thesis Sally is really gonna get beat to hell.

    • DixieAngel_76

      Ba dum tsssh!

      • Michelle ✓classified

        Where have you been?

  • grais

    It’s astounding. She actually seems to think outright laughter at her stupidity is “faux outrage.”
    I am astounded.

    • Finrod Felagund

      But none of us are surprised.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Everything is viewed as an outrage when your worldview is that of a victim and grievance monger.

      • dankbubba

        Girl’s got to get paid. My favorite line is about the “over-policing of black americans”. If only we could get Sally and the rest of the ilks to live in the way way under-policed Baltimore areas where the thugs know they will not be held accountable and are brazenly keeping the law-abiding people under martial lack of law.

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          The Giv’emspace district?

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Yup.
      It ain’t outrage… And it ain’t faux.

      • Don Reed

        LGA (LibGeoAutocorrect) Message: “Kohn, Texas and Harf, Idaho are ten miles apart., and have the same mayor.”

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Sally coining Kohnisms is similar to a salmon swimming upstream. It’s only a matter of time before she makes a deft move that results in her self being eaten up. e.g.

          • Don Reed

            I don’t know anyone who would want to eat her and I apologize for the implications of what I just typed.

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

            Ursus arctos have been known to eat anything. Probably would brag about it though…

  • Orwellian_Dilemma

    I’ve literally never heard of “blanket security against all Muslims.” Who, exactly, is calling for this?

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Blanket security – WTH? Someone needs to secure their blankie and binky for bedtime???

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      “I’ve literally never heard of “blanket security against all Muslims.” Who, exactly, is calling for this?”

      This young’un? Aka Linus van Pelt.

      • davesnothere

        Oh, sorry, didn’t read far enough.

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Sorry? OMG man! You didn’t pass gas? 😉 Whatever it was, ain’t no big thang.

          Update: Ah ha! Now I see you were eavesdropping on the voices in my head! Cut it out!

    • davesnothere

      Linus Van Pelt.

    • Whoare”they”?✓Deplorable

      “Blanket security against Muslims”, Liberal dog whistle for Conservative.

  • Jerry Shelton

    We should let this one go folks.
    After all the whacko spelled Waco correctly, and was probably clicking her heels together as she was typing.

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      …and she knew Waco was in Texas, which is nice.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        She probably made a mistake with that too & got the blind squirrel effect.

        • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

          A blind squirrel crawled up her pantleg and found a nut?

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            Thank you. I shall now go puke.

    • Gregor Eisenstein

      Well, everyone knows how to spell Waco, because the Branch Davidians kept saying ‘We Ain’t Coming Out!’

  • Orpheus75

    “Faux outrage”… oops, another “typo”… “authentic laughter and face/palms”… there FIFY Sally.

  • Rey Gonzalez

    chaka khan at it again?….oh…oooops…typo

  • Suzyqpie

    This reminds me of Joyce Carol Oates and her great umbrage over Steven Spielberg’s picture
    of himself and his trophy kill of the Jurrasic Park animal. Liberals women are very sanctimonious.

    • journogal

      Liberals in general find almost sexual pleasure in calling out others’ mistakes, but do not like it or accept it when they are called out about their own.

      • Suzyqpie

        When liberals fail, it can never be because they are liberals. When you talk about liberal failures in the mid-terms you get a tsunami of low turn out low turn out low turn out.

        • journogal

          It’s always excuses: we are too slack-jawed to understand the nuance and the brilliance of their statements. They know what’s best for us. So on and so on, it when it fails (and at times, spectacularly), it’s our fault because we didn’t appreciate it enough or throw more money at it.

        • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

          I like low turnout elections. That means the people who “don’t get into politics” and thus, don’t know anything, don’t vote. Meaning, of course, those who do know things are the ones voting.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        A girl’s gotta get her jollies somehow.

      • Don Reed

        Almost?

        • journogal

          I was trying to be nice.

  • unknown

    It’s all Flyover Country to her.

    • FramersForCruz

      shoulda clicked the 4 new posts button first cause I said the same ;))

  • Wonder Pony

    There I was beeing shot at in Afghanistan by snipers…Oh, Typo.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      And Brian Williams was there with his Wonder Woman bracelets to deflect the bullets and the bees. True story.

  • FramersForCruz

    all them fly-over states are the same to these elitist yahoos

  • Arkuy The Great

    Typo, brain fart, same difference…

  • journogal

    Just admit you made a mistake and move on (edit). One would get more respect that way. Of course, one would get even more respect if one actually did some research.

    It’s not anyone’s fault except her own for getting the information wrong.

  • Sanchez

    I thought Ruby Ridge was a Bill Clinton stripper in Harlem.

  • jhawk90

    “thesis” lol. hands up, don’t shit yourself Sally. oops, typo.

    • bgbear_rnh

      I assume her thesis is that the government needs to crack more heads. At least the “correct” heads.

  • Anthony

    Where was the “faux outrage”? People were only pointing out her ignorance and inability to act like a journalist. No outrage there.

    • Arkuy The Great

      Agreed. That and pointing and giggling at Sally’s self-inflicted face-plant.

  • JohnFLob

    Yes! Yes! we believe you Sally

    /SARC

    edited

  • The Dragon

    Easy enough mistake. See, there is a jewelry store in Waco that sells rubies.

  • Grumpy

    • bgbear_rnh

      Is the a Luby’s in Waco?

      • journogal

        I thought only in Killeen.

        • bgbear_rnh

          I don’t think they re-opened that one

          • Don Reed

            “Booby Hatch” in Saco, Maine (BYOB), was what she was getting at. Imagine her skill at aiming JDAMs!

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    The only “outrage” is hers for being so publicly schooled.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      I think that’s called embarrassment and shame.

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        Yep, but people like her will never admit it. It’s easier to transfer her feelings on others and call it outrage.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Yep. Never accept responsibility and project your failures onto everyone else. Goodness, she’s a sad little person.

  • Kenton Clarkson

    Any tears for the WOMAN shot and MURDERED at Ruby Ridge by BILL KLINTON’S FBI sniper Sally? You remember, don’tcha? A WOMAN, holding a BABY (those are the things heterosexual women have Sally) was SHOT and MURDERED by a GOVERNMENT ASSASSIN. Remember Sally?

    • bgbear_rnh

      Ruby Ridge happened before Clinton was elected.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Sally is probably sad they didn’t get the baby, too, because choice or sumchit.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        “Retroactive abortion.”

  • mrspinky85

    Hey Sally. It’s your job to convey and support your thesis. That’s not on the reader. Didn’t you go to school for this?

  • spaceycakes

    that’s not ‘faux’ outrage! that’s typo outrage

    • Don Reed

      How did she manage to spell “faux” correctly?

  • bgbear_rnh

    Sally just has a filing drawer in her head labeled “stuff that angered right wingers” and it isn’t well organized.

    • Don Reed

      Actually, the analogy for her brain is that it’s a chest of drawers. All the drawers except the bottom one have no individual bottoms, so when she thinks she’s filed an idea in the one on the top, so to speak, it cascades to the bottom and lands on top of everything else that was previously deposited. We called it, “The Mental Outhouse Syndrome.”‘

  • spaceycakes

    lol–typo. Like when the germans bombed pearl harbor

  • RblDiver

    I forgive you Sally, I often say Obama has his head on his shoulders. It’s a typo, it’s up his…..

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    “the SPLC’s evidence” is as accurate as the “hands up don’t sh00t”.

  • imagirlgeek

    Does this mean that all the Left’s protests can just be referred to as the “L.A. Riots for Trayvon Brown”? You know…since I guess we are just lumping them all together now. lol

  • gold7406

    Not a miscue, alliteration………… typo, Waco, wacko.

  • SouthTexas

    Checked my keyboard, seems I is far far to the right of W, When I make a typo, it is becayse the letters were kind of close together and I simply missed. Now, the D and the A are kind of in the same area, maybe a typo would be Iaaho? Just askin. By the way, the thesis of the piece, just a lot more typos.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Not a typo – it’s a Hypo!

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    “violent over-policing of black Americans” happens mostly in Dem run towns and states.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …”Baily Deast” editors preferred pose! No, it’s not a typo…..

  • thedeplorableblonde

    Now, now, in Sally’s defense, all white people killed by the government look alike.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ David ✓’ed out

    Hmmm…when I typed in the phrase “Waco, Texas”, my spell checker didn’t try to auto-correct it to Idaho. Generally, when I type something incorrectly, I get little red wavy lines underneath the word letting me know. I have no such wavy lines under “Waco, Texas”. Also, my keyboard has neither a “Waco, Texas” key or an “Idaho” key on it.

    I think perhaps Silly Sally was lying. As usual.

  • gfnc55

    Kohn certainly shows the depth of knowledge, comprehension, and understanding she brings to all of her utterances. It’s what we should and do expect!

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Hey Sally you need to check your email in box. No doubt the Clinton campaign is updating your talking points. The current ones you are using are triggering Bill Clinton’s unpleasant wife’s history of contradicting your twitter thesis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Yeah appeasing right wing extremist leads to this kind of behavior today in Oregon….Sally missing the good ole days when Bill Clinton was President. Look at that kid he’s clearly an extremist thank goodness Janet Reno had him apprehended at rifle point./

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    So you click the heels of your ruby red slippers and fall into a hole having tea with the red queen and Jessica rabbit’s red dress gets a stain on it causing Janet Reno to roast some children in Waco. Makes about as much sense.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      Sally’s busy digging a hole she’s unaware she’s bringing up unpleasant memories of the current democrat front runners husband’s jackboot tactics against US citizens when he was President you know the good ole days.

  • Dan Abbett

    The significance in all this is that is just more proof that the left is guided by images in their mind in making decisions. The images don’t even have to be correct in any form, they just need to validate the biblical talking points of the progressive orthodoxy. They are simply incapable of an independent thought; they are preprogrammed in their responses.

  • Magnifico

    Reminds me of Tom Brady hitting that 3-pointer in the ninth inning against the Red Wings.

    • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

      I thought he got red-carded for a triple-bogey on that…?

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        Was an icing call on that triple-bogey, IIRC.

      • Don Reed

        No. But because of his inability to fill out his Masters (GA) card correctly, he wasn’t selected until the 2,000th round of the NFL draft, when the Knicks saw some potential in his past high school chess championships. By then, he was the president of the United States, but only on Tuesdays (vacation relief).

    • Don Reed

      In the Australian Ruby — I mean, Rugby — World Series.

  • ee1774

    Idaho IS pretty close to Texas…………………when compared to Saturn……

  • lgeubank

    Sally should get some education — maybe attend West Point, in Annapolis Maryland.

  • Jim

    “Flyover country is basically all the same.” -Every bigoted liberal ever.

  • Karla1953

    Bless her pointy little head……………..I cannot even say Bless her heart anymore.

  • MaMa1

    Everyone knows that Ruby Ridge is located in Waco, the 57th state.

  • davesnothere

    It was a typo. She typoed the wrong thing when she meant to typo the right thing, which she didn’t actually know. At least it wasn’t a speako.

  • AttnSpan00

    I’m having cramps laughing at this person. I always thought “typo” meant a misplaced letter, or grammatical mistake. “My entire thesis should be disregarded as it was a typo ” seems a bit of a stretch.

  • usaeagle1776

    The face of Islam.

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    I know that Caitlyn was Bruce Jenner before he became female, but I can’t remember what Sally was.

  • Michael R Bardsley

    “Was a typo. Fixed. But thanks for all the faux outrage ignoring the essential thesis of the piece,” — but doesn’t a “thesis” have to be at least *semi-couched* with a hint of intellect to it?

  • Kyle Bradelle

    When google is just too hard.

  • Snarkasterous1

    Ruby Ridge…..

    …isn’t that where Hillary came under sniper fire?

  • itsatax

    Lying about the “typo” is worse than the initial mistake. This is a disreputable person. Zero integrity.

  • Malik Dassam Obikwa

    Sally. Sally. Sally. This is aa typo. You were just being stupid.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/heroes-behind-the-badge/heroes-behind-badge-sacrifice-survival.html Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    Does getting armed up with pistols then seizing and occupying an on-campus school ROTC office along with a group of friends and associates count?

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3019/3535/original.jpg

    • Dan13

      Stret cred necessary to become AG in progressive administration.

  • ServosT

    The only reason I would sign up for Twitter would be to make fun of [email protected] leftists like him…uh…her.

  • Whoare”they”?✓Deplorable

    she started out a dumbass and has gone downhill since

  • NeoDawg

    She says it was a ‘typo’ but what it really was is a ‘hypo’ – pretty much a standard Kohnism.

  • davecross ✔sedated

    Oh, we were ignoring the “essential thesis of the piece”. I wasn’t aware that there was one.

  • http://www.pointsofcompass.blogspot.com joated

    Next she’ll talk about Elián González being taken at gun point from his home in East LA.
    At least that would give her a Janet Reno/Bill Clinton trilogy.

  • sukietawdry

    Oh, Sally, since when do any of your pieces even have an “essential thesis”? In fact, I would categorize them as non-essential, barely interesting.

  • Michael Ruda

    Milo for the win!!

  • The_Kat ✓vilified

    And then they wonder why the American public distrusts the mainstream media for their news. *sighs*

  • Sonus

    Did Sally just say the Feds “massacred” Randy Weaver’s wife and son?
    Or is she referring to the Feds massacring the Branch Davidians?

  • Bruce

    Nobody does stupid like Sally Kohn.

  • Bruce

    BTW, a typo would be something like spelling “piece” as “peice.” This is just another case that proves that Sally Kohn is a moron…AND a “piece” OS.

  • Porphyry

    Silly Klown.

  • Paul C.

    Sally is a typo!!

  • A Smith

    I can’t believe I’m writing this, but having once been a writer on a deadline, I understand how stupid things make it through. Blame the editor, who should know better.

    • Dan13

      This had nothing to do with deadline. Sally had to work her piece around that delusion from the beginning.

  • Hoppytoo

    When Sally says it, it’s straight from the horse’s mouth, in a manner of thinking.

  • Shoeless Joe

    Oprah could help out here , “there is your truth, my truth, and Sally’s truth”
    New Age logic, just go with it.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    I wager this same fella thinks Sarah Palin is an idiot, you betcha!

  • Nancy Janzen

    Sally can’t tell the difference between the federal governmet killing one family in Idaho or 70 people in Texas.

  • Dan13

    Sally, thanks for misunderstanding that the two events were examples of the government’s misuse of power.
    Why are you blaming the victims?
    You are almost as bad as Hillary.

  • nsirchov

    Just wait, the lefties will incorporate a town in TX and name it Ruby Ridge and then say she was correct. Kohn’s a PUTZ

  • ThomasCollins1

    TYPO…Thank you, pi$$ off

  • 00gabooga

    The “F” on Cohn’s birth certificate?

    TYPO

  • KayakTahoe

    LMBO—what stupidity. And too many morons listen to her.

  • W_T_P

    Another case where the correction is more egregious than the original mistake.

  • cargosquid

    And no one called her for the idiocy of using the dishonest SPLC as a source?

    Really?

  • HealthyAmerican

    About Sally’s “GLARING DIFFERENCES”, some of the Wisconsin protesters seemed intent on doing harm: “There have been some demonstrators who have done more than hold signs
    and sing protest songs. In January, police arrested a man who entered
    the Capitol armed with non-flammable Molotov cocktails.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/15/wisconsin-capitol-protests/1923523/

  • Deitwiler

    Burt Carter tweet: “There is a Ruby Tuesday’s on a ridge in Waco Texas.” Heh!

  • Worc1

    Tweet: “There is a Ruby Tuesday’s on a ridge in Waco Texas.” ROFLMAO!!

  • BigSky1970

    Kohn is a boot licker. Both “massacres” in Waco and Ruby Ridge were started by the government and their trigger happy low-level pawns.

  • Dusty Thompson

    Projection, Deflection, then run and hide. The Liberal way..

    So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot.