Who says nothing good happens during the undercard debates?

Whoa, Lindsey. Whoa.

Alrighty, then!

There’s only one thing that we need now:



This is a start:

Editor’s note: The title of this post has been edited to reflect the addition of the Vine video.

  • Perso Nasplit

    what a shit stain. feed them hotdogs before they die so they dont get the virgins.

  • FreedomFighter

    I know im not the only one who thinks Graham is still a virgin.

    • thedeplorableblonde

      I doubt Lindsey has a team, but he’s right lots of the time.

  • FedUpWithWelfareStates


    Please seek professional mental help as soon as possible…

    • Crakalakin

      I’m far from a Graham fan but did he something that was not correct?

      • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

        Something about “there’s nothing to stop them now” or somesuch other thing. I say “keel” them where they is and don’t wait till they get here.

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    • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

      What’s the matter with everyone (including Twitchy)? I don’t want Graham to be nominated either, but FFS stop hatin’ on Graham just long enough to credit him credit him for being bolder than usual by throwing the #72Virgins-$#!t in the faces of Jihad-lovers. (Even Mister “I-smell-poop”-Bean in the lead-in-photo knows damn well what “virgins” Graham meant.) Besides, his quote explains why (according to Hillary) ISIS would “want” us to declare war on them. (I just wish he’d been bolder & said that ISIS’ll find that their 72Virgins resemble the 72-worst cell-mates to get stuck with in Men’s State Prison.)

  • http://truthbeforedishonor.wordpress.com John Hitchcock

    If a woman kills a jihadi, that jihadi doesn’t get his virgins. I wonder what happens if a Bruce Jenner runs one down with his car.

    • thedeplorableblonde

      Holy shit. HAHAHAHA.

    • jonesybabble

      They have a jihadi loophole for that, but it involves backdoor checks and a brief waiting period.

    • sgb1

      Perhaps we do need women on our front lines. Send our women for the SOBs

    • https://sites.google.com/site/joedecaro/home Joe DeCaro

      Actually it’s all about white raisins.

      • Suzyqpie

        Joe, those raisins are, uh, they are called golden raisins…..

        • https://sites.google.com/site/joedecaro/home Joe DeCaro

          “Martyrs, Virgins and Grapes,” from the NY Times, August 2004

          “The Koran is beautifully written, but often obscure. One reason is that the Arabic language was born as a written language with the Koran, and there’s growing evidence that many of the words were Syriac or Aramaic.

          “For example, the Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get ‘hur,’ and the word was taken by early commentators to mean ‘virgins,’ hence those 72 consorts. But in Aramaic, hur meant ‘white’ and was commonly used to mean ‘white grapes.’

          “Some martyrs arriving in paradise may regard a bunch of grapes as a letdown. But … grapes made more sense in context because the Koran compares them to crystal and pearls, and because contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes….”

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  • sgb1

    I wish Santorum was more likeable. I think he might make a good POTUS.

    • Kenton Clarkson

      Totally agree
      He’s just such a smug, off-putting, holier-than-thou type.
      Make a good AG maybe?

      • Suzyqpie

        Santorum could run the DHS with the slogan, No More Welfare Predators….

        • Kenton Clarkson

          There ya go!
          I like Trey Gowdy as AG anyway

    • Suzyqpie

      Santorum’s disadvantage is the same as Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson….intellect. Their deep fund of knowledge works to their disadvantage because the dam idiots can only pay attention for 2/3 minutes while the real problems of America require extensive purview. Obama and the cult-of-personality-rock-star-celebrity has contaminated the whole body of scholarship in governance, aka, the man with the best hair wins.

    • PNWShan

      I have appreciated his solution to the Syrian refugee problem.

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    • Suzyqpie

      “Air sickness bag”

  • Kenton Clarkson

    He looked and sounded just Like Clint Eastwood in “High Plains Drifter”

  • surfdog

    Jihadist :” we love death more than you love life “. Too long .
    “Bring on the virgins” : just right .

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    And if anyone knows virgins, it’s Lindsey!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Oh my stars!
    /Sorry. Whenever Lindsay Graham is discussed, all I can think of are his “appearances” on Imus In The Morning (“celebrity impersonation”), where is portrayed as QUITE . .. errrrr . . . how can I say this . . . ?


  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    Breaking: Bill Clinton endorses Lindsey Graham for president ….

    • Laticia

      May be the only time that Bill would consider leaving the dark side.

    • Craig Olmsted

      Only because Graham would be the easiest one for the Mrs. to defeat.

  • Paladin

    I feel this is appropriate.

    • Diana Prince

      Love it!

  • CobraJet428

    Love these guys

  • John Galt

    I heard someone ask how The Donald would enforce his Muslim ban…another pundit suggested that eating a ham sandwich would be a requirement at all incoming international flights.

    Hmmm…that idea has merit.

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