She’s once … twice … three times a lady.

Incorporate your vagina

This guy’s got a pretty smart take, too:

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Amanda Marcotte

  • http://lowcotton.blogspot.com/ Erik Bartlam

    Hopefully the clerk who has to fill in the Doing Business As forms will open a twitter account.

    • Republicanvet

      That would be hilarious.

      I wonder who Marcotte would name for the Corporate board?

      Or would those be temporary fill-in positions?

      As for paying for BC…I think it would be the first time leftists would advocate for lower corporate taxes.

    • CarolinaGirl3

      Of course after incorporating your vagina, you’re now responsible for your own effing HEALTH care.

    • Happygolucky

      She’s asking poor women to shell out $3500 to incorporate their vaginas in the Cayman Island

      http://www.mondaq.com/x/227276/offshore+company+formation/Guide+To+The+Cayman+Islands+Exempted+Companies

      More proof that she hates the poor

  • Ruth

    Feminists – making women look imbecilic since the ’60s.

    • Suzyqpie

      It is so painful and embarrassing. And damaging to women. Who is going to ever take this women seriously when she trades is such detritus.

      • VictorErimita

        It’s not embarrassing.,they are incapable of embarrassment, and normal people aren’t embarrassed for them. We just see them as desperate for attention.

    • Tugger – ✓unamused

      “There, there, Amanda…you’re such a cute little girl.”

      (that ought to really piss off a feminist like her)

    • Blackened144

      Let me lie on the couch a second and tell you about my mother. On the wall in the condo where my parents now live is a framed newspaper clipping of her in white nurse scrubs with white slacks and a little white hat. The picture would certainly seem mundane now but the caption of the picture lets you know why its important. It states that my mom was the first nurse to ever wear slacks at the Hunterdon County Hospital in NJ after getting permission from her manager to do so. When we moved down here to Florida when I was 1 she started working as a nurse for Hospice. She stopped doing that for a few years to run her own florist shop, but she eventually went back to work at Vitas, another Hospice house, this time in management rather than an actual nurse. She just retired this past year as Director of Inpatient Care(I think that was her title anyway), although I think she is now contracting with them to continue doing the same thing. I was too young when she stopped working at Hospice the first time, so I cant say for sure she didn’t take any time off before opening the flower shop, but I can say that in my entire life, I cant think of a time when my mom was not employed full time. With all the things feminists claim, you would think that a women who has worked for 40+ straight years and went from nurse to a Director position, who has owned her own business, or the women who was the first nurse to wear pants in the 60s would be a feminist. But the fact of the matter is that your typical feminist would absolutely HATE my mother the same way your typically feminist hate Sarah Palin.

  • adam

    I’m all for this. Then maybe she will be paying for her own birth control.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Otherwise known as the cost of doing bid’ness.

      • William2010

        Otherwise known as Class A Carcinogens which cause uterine cancer, breast cancer, liver disease, kidney disease, and other forms of disease in women, kill women, and also kill new, innocent human beings, AKA new babies.

        War-on-Women launched by the “We speak for every woman” Leftist-Militant “Feminist” and her overlord, the Leftist, Democrat, No-Value-in-a-Human Life White, Well-to-do Male.

        No, Marcotte, and the rest, you do NOT speak for “All” women, or “Every Woman.” You are complicit in the injury, illness, suffering, and death of women and children, and the misogynist attacks against women who don’t share your sick, perverted “values,” or lack thereof.

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          To summarize in a more verbose fashion… Yup.

    • mrs_oerebts

      That was my first thought. Do these people think past the first- “hey, this would be funny!”? It makes me embarrassed to be a woman, for whom she has decided she speaks. Pathetic.

      • bungopony

        You have no business being embarrassed by someone else’s stupid scummery.

    • schveiguy

      Was exactly my thought. You now have the right as a corporation (or any other person for that matter), to be forced to pay for abortificiants unless you religiously object. We freedom-seeking people have no objections.

  • Ruth

    I’d like to incorporate my guns.

    • Cliff Williams

      I already have.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Go the LLC route.

      • Republicanvet

        Wouldn’t Subchapter S be better?

        Isn’t that sole proprietor?

        • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

          Up to 35 owners for a Subchapter S.

          • Ruth

            Uh oh. I just had a really bad thought. It involved Amanda and 35 owners. I denounce myself.

          • Republicanvet

            Something along the lines of her corporate board meeting resembling the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?

          • Ruth

            Let’s just say 35 would be quite a gang.

          • Republicanvet

            I’m sure she could handle the board as CEO (Chief Easy Officer) and CIO (Chief Input Officer).

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            CTO? and CFO? (acronyms left as an exercise for the reader)

          • Ruth

            Great minds think alike

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            Heh… I concede the great to you, but I’ve a well known dirty mind. 😉

          • Republicanvet

            That is SO target rich!

          • Ruth

            And don’t forget CFO (Chief FUN Officer) Get your minds out of the gutter.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            I think we’ve drained out of the gutter and into the sewer at this point lol.

          • Ruth

            You’re right. ‘deep breath’ Okay, my moment of madness has passed.

          • Republicanvet

            I thought it meant Chief Funk Officer…in charge of the clean up division.

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          Consider the limited liability of a CORPORATION. *in sotto voce* and do you really want shareholders having a say in your, ah, Corporation?

          • Republicanvet

            Not in mine, but if she is demanding I fund so much of her corporate “activities”, I should have a say in it.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            I just want to divest. Several years ago.

          • Republicanvet

            I never wanted to INvest.

  • robert anthony

    So…Amanda’s vagina will be leaving for China to avoid high, job-killing taxes?

    • Steve45220

      China denied the application: too many diseases.

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        Not to mention the peat producers from the bog pit of Wales have filed an unfair trade practices grievance with the WTO.

        • Republicanvet

          Obama would head that off with an exclusive no-bid government contract to the local Sewer Workers union.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            “Obama would head that off with an exclusive no-bid government contract to the local Sewer Workers union.”

            Hey Ralphie Boy, guess what I just got in a large crate?

          • Republicanvet

            Ooof.

      • Ryan Schneider.

        Not that there isn’t demand, given their shortage.

  • FreedomFighter

    Dont expect any dividends folks.

  • robert anthony

    Since her vagina is a tax-payer responsibility…aren’t we all already working for that corporation?

  • robert anthony

    It is her ‘hobby lobby’ after all.

    • Republicanvet

      Ha! Good one. Although she always sounds like she hates the customers.

      • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

        Hates the customers, but loves having visitors.

        • Republicanvet

          Clean up on aisle 9.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            EPA advises the use of rubber hip-waders.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Also a belay device.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            One that is Milspec NBC (nucular* biological and chemical)

            * Just to insert some Boosh abrasion for the folks from the Left.

          • Republicanvet

            She might fall into a category more hazardous and have to have a HAZMAT team on standby.

            Imagine THAT spill kit.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Not enough kitty litter in the world.

          • Republicanvet

            Ha! Kitty litter.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            “Imagine THAT spill kit.”

            Please allow me to return the “Ooof”. Mucking the stalls will never again seem so bad…

          • Republicanvet

            Yeah I have horses too. But I think the muck bucket is a little small for this job.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            A wheelbarrow, which is what I use, or a front-end loader might… -might- suffice. On a per head basis…

          • Republicanvet

            Glad I got a skid loader.

            For my horses of course.

  • Heather Atkinson

    Considering they think all life begins and ends in their vajay-jays, maybe the religious comment isn’t so far off.

    • Umbra Fractus

      Life literally begins in the vag for them. An expendable clump of cells magically becomes a human being simply by passing through one despite before and after being identical in all other ways .

  • robert anthony

    Since she is against ‘Citizens United’…I guess this mean the end of ‘voting with her vagina’.

  • robert anthony

    Worst lobbyist job in the world.

  • http://poeditservices.com Dan Abbett

    Incorporate your lady parts? Can’t wait to see the board of directors — sheeeshhh!

    • robert anthony

      There’s A LOT of employee turn-around.

  • robert anthony

    According to Angie’s List, her company stinks.

    • algonquinmatt

      on the flipside, the good news is that she has enough yeast in her warehouse to start a small brewery.

  • CR

    Um. I have actually incorporated a business. It doesn’t work like this. Typical lefty who has no actual experience with a business (also, no experience with humor that is actually funny).

    FYI, the cost of incorporating your vagina in any state would far exceed the annual cost of birth control.

    • winoceros

      Indeed. And so, body parts are now people, right? If we are incorporating vaginas, then we could say, give rights to a clump of cells, couldn’t we?

      • mrspinky85

        Let’s just incorporate fetus then since the left don’t view them as people already.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          I love it!
          Now a fetus can be considered a subsidiary, and incorporated separately.
          Clearly these dufuses don’t think these things out very well before trumpeting them publicly.

          • mrspinky85

            They don’t think. Fify

  • robert anthony

    ‘Get your rights back’….uhm, what rights did they lose, genius?

  • robert anthony

    Wouldn’t that make abortion a hostile take-over?

    • waltermitty2012

      No, that would be a pregnancy with the fetus as the corporate raider.

    • Jack

      eviction

    • LegalizeShemp

      Not as long as the government’s paying the rent.

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    I am NOT doing ANY KIND of business with THAT corporation.

  • Eric__

    Venereal disease, as exchange for corporate taxes due, is strictly prohibited…

  • Mark1971

    Gives new meaning to the phrase “piercing the corporate veil.”

  • robert anthony

    I hope she doesn’t plan on discriminating with that vagina….Affirmative action and all that.

    • Pat Loudoun

      I am officially turned off for God knows how long.

  • Jer

    You guys are cold. She needs this. Now she can apply to the EPA’s Super Fund to clean that mess up.

    • Republicanvet

      Would it be known as a Brown Field then?

  • robert anthony

    Oh, I get it…big evil corporations are benefitting and stuff again…uhm, who’s been President for the past 6 years?

    • mrspinky85

      He’s been big businesses’ best friend. People only think a conservative corporations are evil. Ones owned by Buffet, Soros, or Gates are all totes amazing or something.

  • robert anthony

    Why not make her vagina a vulture capitalist?….then Obama can vacation with it on the Vineyard.

  • Stone Bryson

    LOL dang Twitchy – between this and Stevie King’s constitutional dissertation (and his brilliant followers’ replies, natch)? You sure are finding the ‘stupid’ of the Internets today…

  • robert anthony

    Me and two other guys worked for a guy doing wood floors years ago, he incorporated…just the 4 of us. I guess, in idiot liberal world, us 4 trade workers were ‘big, evil corporations’..is that the gist of it?

    • tedlv

      You didn’t build that.

      • Republicanvet

        Yeah think of the infrastructure needed to maintain that hot mess.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Who does she expect to actually buy shares in THAT?

    • gone

      I don’t understand the stock market in the slightest, but would that be a penny stock?

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        I think you are overpricing it’s value.

        • tedlv

          She probably swallows up all the profits.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Oof!

      • Republicanvet

        Junk status.

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        should be de-listed if it is…

      • tedlv

        That’s overrated.

    • Republicanvet

      I bet she gives shares for free.

  • Ruy Diaz

    So. Is now her vagina expected to turn a profit?

  • Chimfish

    Great, now start paying for your own liabilities like every other corporation.

    Hobby Lobby wasn’t asking to be given other people’s money.

  • steve90806

    Great. Incorporate. I do of course expect that I should be able to “visit” and that you will be fully ADA compliant. Of course you can’t turn away anyone either.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Is that a privately or publicly held corporation? Don’t answer that . . . I really, really do not want to know.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

    Wait ’til the Democrats start taxing all those new corporations!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

    The “burning question” (pun intended), is “Will her new corporation be ‘handicap accessible’?”

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

      I think it would be illegal to exclude anyone based on race or gender, at least.

      • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

        Wonder if her lady parts will have to get their own lawyer?

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        Or religion . . . that might be a problem . . . .

    • Republicanvet

      All openings are likely wide enough, but she should call OSHA for an inspection anyway.

      • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

        I suppose she could call her OB-GYN if they weren’t up to code?

  • JDW

    Once incorporated, can it be sued for being a public nuisance?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Glad to see these grown women are still stuck in the 5th grade…..pathetic.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

    Oh God…..

  • Jimni27

    She has around 30K followers and gets about 5-10 RTs on the average. Why do people pay attention to her again?

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Because they think she’s smart.

      • Jimni27

        I was kind of talking about Twitchy. I’m actually encouraged that only a handful of libs think she is smart enough to RT.

        • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

          Oh, why does Twitchy pay attention to her?

          Because she’s a brain-dead, self-righteous, and loud.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    I’m much more as a woman then my vagina and uterus. So I reject your stupid idiotic and unintelligent idea Amanda Marcotte

    I wonder if Amanda Marcotte writes off her vagina and uterus as tax deductibles?

    • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

      We’ll have to see the government’s depreciation schedules on that!

    • Humanary Stew

      Let me guess. You have a brain, a heart, and a beautiful soul.

      • tedlv

        I agree. Bet she’s beautiful, too.

        • Humanary Stew

          Of course, but I didn’t want it to appear sexist. LOL Not that you did.

          • tedlv

            At 59, I can be objective…

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        She’s blonde . . . let’s not overdo it.

        • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

          But only 35% evil. 😉

          • Humanary Stew

            As long as you don’t give birth to Cthulu…

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            Lol, you might never know. 😉

          • tedlv

            I SO like you!

          • Humanary Stew

            What’s not to like about Mary? Besides not being married to me, that is.

      • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

        Damn right I do. I also hopes, dreams and goals in life. 😉

        • Humanary Stew

          That kinda sounds like white privilege.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            My mexican latina side overrides my white privilege.

          • Humanary Stew

            Is your husband white?

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            Yes. He is white.

          • Humanary Stew

            Definite white privilege by assimilation.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            I guess my unborn baby guilty of white privileged also.

          • Humanary Stew

            Of course. Unless you abort it. And no I am not suggesting anything of the sort. I hope you know me well enough to know that.

            **hug**

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            I know you are just kidding.
            Hugs.

          • tedlv

            Your baby will grow to be a totally valuable human being. Thank you for being who you are. My daughter (adopted at 5) is one of those, and she still likes me.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            No, that makes you a white hispanic. Privileged!

          • Humanary Stew

            Ugh, why didn’t I think of that. Nice job, my friend.

            Great job taking on the fools in the Beck thread last night too. One of them is certifiable.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            LOL. Thanks.

          • Humanary Stew

            You should read the responses from one of them to me over the last two weeks. Wow.

          • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

            Are you being evil to the libs again?

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Supposed conservatives that I argued with this time.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            I completely forgot and you are right. Liberals last year declare Hispanics as the new whites.

    • halflight

      “I wonder if Amanda Marcotte writes off her vagina and uterus as tax deductibles?”

      No, her business assets are already fully depreciated.

      • tedlv

        As they would have said on That 70’s Show: BURN!

  • http://www.ego-vero.net Just Mike

    people care what she says why?

  • carla5731

    This is great! I think Marcotte lives in New York City which means that once she incorporates she will be subject to both NYC’s General Corporation Tax and New York State’s tax on general business corporations. Depending upon how those taxes are calculated, she might find out it’s cheaper for her to just pay for her own contraceptives.

  • winoceros

    I hope she doesn’t have any problem providing access to anyone who wants it anytime. She should have to provide it.

    It isn’t fair that some people have vaginas to go home to and some don’t. Anybody should be able to hit that whenever they want to. It’s only fair.

    • RememberSekhmet

      Who would WANT access to that?

      • tedlv

        There’s that.

    • tedlv

      Yeah, once she is incorporated, she isn’t allowed to deny customer service.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    OMG. WTF. GMAB. GTFOH.

    • Humanary Stew

      I am sure there are a few others that would apply as well.

    • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

      TBIC for real girl. lol

      • Humanary Stew

        What does that mean?

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          That “bitmuch” is crazy.

          • Humanary Stew

            Oh OK. Thanks.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            You are very good with acronyms and abbreviations. My mom doesn’t like when I text her those and gets very annoyed, when I do it.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            I don’t understand my mom’s acronyms. LOL She just makes stuff up.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            That’s sound like my grandma. lol

          • Humanary Stew

            Well FR does have the experience from raising two daughters and had to be creative at times. I am sure.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            LOL this is true.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            I’ve heard that there’s a different collection of acronyms for texters over the age of 60. Found them:

            ATD: At The Doctor’s

            BFF: Best Friend Farted

            BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

            BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

            CBM: Covered By Medicare

            CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

            DWI: Driving While Incontinent

            FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

            FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

            FYI: Found Your Insulin

            GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

            GHA: Got Heartburn Again

            HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

            IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

            LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

            LOL: Living On Lipitor

            LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

            OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

            OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

            ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

            SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

            TTYL: Talk To You Louder

            WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

            WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

            WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

            WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil – See more at:
            http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/2010/12/31/text-acronyms-for-old-people-2/#sthash.F6yJrjeQ.dpuf

          • Humanary Stew

            Repeating yourself. Going senile already?

            😉

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Who me?
            Where am I?
            Nah, it does weird things when I try to paste something into a comment. I think I fixed it, but who knows.
            I’m off to wander around the yard for awhile, shaking my cane at the pesky kids across the street.

          • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

            I’m so going to email my grandma these and see how she will react to them. lol

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Please forward any questions or complaints to your local street corner.”

    • tedlv

      Ask for Antoine.

      • tedlv

        He is the dude in the caddy wearing furs and shades.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Hello, I’d like the number for customer service.”
    “Just check the nearest bathroom stall.”

    • Republicanvet

      For a good time, call our customer service line at 800 DON TEAT.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    Is this an example of how much funnier the left is than the right? Because I don’t get it if it’s supposed to be funny.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Her joke may not be . . . but oh the target it paints for jokes directed at her . . . maybe she is trying her hand at being a straight man.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        LOL….even funnier that you added “at being the straight man.”!!!!!

        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Being a “straight man” nowadays ain’t all it’s cracked up to be though, is it?

        • tedlv

          The “hand” thing is kinda amusing, too, considering that she considers other equipment to be the primary vehicle.

      • Republicanvet

        She could go blind doing that.

  • Markward

    Oh good, I thought it has been too long since the last tweet from the crazy cat lady.

  • Humanary Stew

    Is it going to be open 24/7? Nevermind, I really don’t want to know.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      Sounds like it already is.

      • tedlv

        Wonder what she has to pay people to do business with her.

    • Republicanvet

      Depends. I suppose her union labor demands she shut down for retooling once a month.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Their preoccupation with their sex organs is truly disturbing.
    Why don’t you who are obsessed with what’s between your legs and inside your abdomen go ahead and obsess somewhere quiet instead of making people think all ANY woman has to offer is sex.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      Then they wouldn’t be able to complain that their sex organs are all men view them as.

    • mrspinky85

      At least porn stars and prostituted use their vaginae to earn money not try to steal other people’s.

  • halflight

    Amanda Marcotte’s “business” makes history: it was publicly traded BEFORE incorporation.

  • mrspinky85

    Hey leftist feminist, if men have no say because they have no uterus then pro choice men need to STHU too.

  • mrspinky85

    How about Amanda you go talk to the leftist that made the ACA employer mandate in the first place? If its not my business, than fight for Obamacare’s repeal that made it my business.

  • halflight

    Brings a whole new dimension to insider trading.

    • tedlv

      Obviously a deep thinker…

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    So now I wonder if their vaginas will become official tax evaders.
    You incorporate it, the government will tax it.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Imagine the IRS audit.

      • mrspinky85

        IRS is already in our healthcare system. Same same.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Thanks for that. Ugh.

      • tedlv

        I imagine it would be quite the probe.

        • Republicanvet

          She may have to offer some tips to sweeten the pot.

          • tedlv

            Do the audit in a cold room, there will be a couple of tips. Censors, I said “tips”. Really.

      • Arkuy The Great

        “Official: Ah, thingy. Well it’ll certainly make Charge of Accountancy a much more interesting job.”

    • Republicanvet

      Leftists usually set things up as non-profits or charitable Foundations.

      Something she has plenty of corporate experience with already.

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        That’s right-her crotch will get the expedited approval for nonprofit status from the IRS.

        • Republicanvet

          …or backdated like Preezy Putzes brother…

  • Magnifico

    Leftist kooks love talking about their vaginas.

    • tedlv

      You are what you are, I guess. Some women are so much more than that, but liberal women are just that.

      • tedlv

        Come to think of it, liberal men are, too.

  • mrspinky85

    As soon as she incorporate that thing she would be complaining about the double taxation on its earnings.

    • Humanary Stew

      And imagine the dividends.

  • halflight

    George Soros vehemently denies rumors of a hostile takeover.

    • Republicanvet

      So does Oscar Meyer and Johnsonville brats.

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        No hostile takeover necessary-wink at them and you can have it for free.

        • Republicanvet

          She should partner up with Fluke then.

          I can see the corporate motto now, “We have all the free BC taxpayers can buy, so come into Fluke for all your needs.”

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            I’m going to get all the mileage I can out of this before she fades into obscurity.

          • Republicanvet

            She will fade for a few days before tweeting something else equally stupid and mock worthy.

            …and deserves every bit of it…

  • tedlv

    This is by far the most agreeable blog I have been on in a very long time…and funny!

  • mrspinky85

    She’s in a hurry to be publicly traded I see.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    Bets on how quickly she gets busted for insideher trading?

    • Humanary Stew

      Too bad I could only up vote you once. On a roll today.

  • halflight

    Toure is already complaining about minority shareholder oppression.

    • Republicanvet

      Ya think Jesse Jackknife will try a corporate shakedown?

      A little sumpin sumpin for his peeps?

  • MeTimesThree

    So, where does that leave gals like me who are hollowed out pumpkins? My vagina is about all that’s left of my lady parts

    Based on crazy Burger King ladies rant last week, I don’t have a uterus so I have no say.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    Gives a whole new meaning to pink slips and laying people off.

    • tedlv

      You gotta do standup! You are all that!

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Yeah, I’m a riot. The voices in my head laugh at me all day long! 😉

        • tedlv

          Is that a picture of you?

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Yes.

          • tedlv

            When I was 12, at summer camp, I made NRA Marksman with my first 10 shots. I am still pretty good. I taught my daughter how to shoot. With pistol or rifle, she makes me look like a piker! Go for it FR!

          • tedlv

            My comment went on hold for some reason. I will try again. I am pretty good with a handheld weapon. My daughter is MUCH better. You rock, FR!

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Yeah, they’ve beefed up what words send comments to the mods lately. There’s wackos on the loose!

          • tedlv

            I am really not sure what I said. Maybe the initials of that rifle association that is national?

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            The G word and the Sh–t word sometimes does it.

          • tedlv

            I mentioned neither. I am still trying to figure what horrid thing I said. Maybe the moderator will elaborate.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Who knows. I had one go yesterday for saying E a r b l e a c h. LOL

          • tedlv

            Wow. I mentioned summer camp, winning the NR@ mark s man award, and two different kinds of shootin’ irons.

          • tedlv

            Pretty freaking offensive.

          • tedlv

            Reposting my horrid comments, with edits…

            When I was 12, at summer camp, I made N R @ [email protected] with my first 10 sh0ts. I am still pretty good. I taught my daughter how to sh0ot. With pist0l or rifIe, she makes me look like a p I ker! Go for it FR!

          • tedlv

            SO totally offensive!

          • tedlv

            See how offensive that was? I just substituted some characters for letters. I guess I will roast in the underworld for my original comment.

          • Republicanvet

            You heathen! You should know better than to talk about something so heinous in this thread!

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            This is the respectable thread! What was he thinkin?????

          • Republicanvet

            Yeah I dunno. We tryna be serious here and discuss all the ins and outs of this important topic.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            What’s the over/under that the William is watching us very closely? LOL

            *waves at William* Please tell me you are giggling madly at this thread!

          • Republicanvet

            I bet he has been “mousing over” the delete button since comment three.

            I wonder how many got accidently nuked from twitching with laughter.

          • tedlv

            So solly.

          • http://o.com CaptDMO

            What?
            Roosevelt’s National Recovery Administration?

          • Republicanvet

            Hey now!

          • tedlv

            I don’t think FR has found out about you yet, so you are probably OK.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            He’s one of my favorite wackos! LOL

          • http://o.com CaptDMO

            Gosh, if only there was an official list!

            It would make dog whistle, code speak, “un-seeable” micro aggressive, NEWSPEAK, usurpation of what words actually MEAN, via. um….”usage” SOOO much easier

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            And thanks! That’s a fun weapon. Not mine, unfortunately. I like my handhelds too though 😉

          • tedlv

            You are holding that in your hands…my challenged comment mentioned both kinds.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Ahhh, understand lol.

  • butte1

    Ladies run your vagcorperation equitably and honestly or it and the demand for it could dry up.

    • tedlv

      OMG, I need oxygen! I can’t breathe!

  • halflight

    Marcotte has announced she will only offer “No Class” shares.

  • Paladin

    So doesn’t this mean she’d have to pay double taxation?

    Her woohoo bar is what’s getting her any money, so to pay her actual self (anything not put back into the company) would could as a salary, which is taxed at both the corporate and individual level.

    It’s also a red flag to not invest, the subsidiaries that might come out of that company have an even lower rate of return than the parent.

  • Jake Bradford

    Only the 700th time this week Amanda Marcotte has tweeted about her vagina.

    • tedlv

      Is she fixated, much?

      • tedlv

        Maybe once she turns pro by incorporating, she will calm down.

    • Republicanvet

      She’s getting some mileage out of it huh?

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Why not? Everyone else evidently has…

        • tedlv

          I once saw a scientific analysis about how many miles a man’s best friend traveled during the act. It was funny.

  • NRPax

    Pretty funny coming from a lady who now looks like a pre-op trans.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Would someone please direct the lefties who were trying to figure out what humor is over to this thread so they can read some?

    • tedlv

      Humor, satire, sarcasm, it’s all here, it’s all real, it’s all FUN!

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        And every bit of it escapes the thoroughly leftist brain.
        It really is something you have or you don’t have. You can’t explain dry humor to a leftist.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          They would be too busy trying to be offended, screaming misogyny and doing war on women chants.

          • tedlv

            And defecating on police cars. Civilized behavior at its best. For liberals: “Civilized behavior at ‘it’s’ [sic] best”. Just so you will understand what I said.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            While wearing tampon earrings! Mustn’t forget THAT accessory!

          • tedlv

            I never leave home without mine!

        • tedlv

          Are the words “leftist brain” an oxymoron?

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Maybe it’s “Leftist mass of disorganized, expendable cells”

  • Arkuy The Great

    Oh goody, another “vagina warrior”…

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    But then you realize, she THINKS she’s satirizing the “corporate personhood” doctrine– y’know, the one that Al Frankenweenie claims doesn’t or shouldn’t exist. Y’know, the imbecile from Minnesta (new spelling), the one who says corporations have no rights as such that any white man is bound to respect– oops, sorry, that was the Dred Scott decision, another decision about some entity not having any rights that can be vindicated under law.

    • tedlv

      Good to see ya here, real. This blog is really agreeable, funny, and fun.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Always funny, not always agreeable on every topic, but that’s okay. :)

        • tedlv

          I haven’t been able to read far enough down to see disagreement. But what I am seeing is nice.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            On this one we are good. But sometimes, we disagree with each other. But who wants groupthink? That’s for the other side!

          • tedlv

            True!

          • tedlv

            But at least our side disagrees respectfully, and with some backing. They rely on name calling.

          • Ruth

            Hi Ted. I saw you on National Review last week. I was going to stop and say hi but you were having a pretty heated conversation with someone.

          • tedlv

            Hi back, Ruth. How goes it?

          • Ruth

            Very well, thanks. And you?

          • tedlv

            Doing good. Glad to have you here. We were Ruth-less before! Dang, I funny!

          • Ruth

            Ha, yes, you are.

    • Arkuy The Great

      I wonder if any of the folks showing outrage about “corporate personhood” realize that the entire institution of a free press and the rights of journalists to publish according to their conscience (yeah, I know…) depends on that very legal precedent. I am sure they do not want some Executive Branch agency telling the New York Times “You cannot publish that!”

      • tedlv

        I am not sure they don’t do that now.

  • nickshaw

    I like the religious route. It is, after all, the holiest of holies, according to Sam Jackson. 😉
    Mind you, that wouldn’t apply to Marcotte’s.

    • tedlv

      “Hole” comments, when responding to Marcotte’s comments are unholy.

  • Gallatin

    I find it interesting that she chose to incorporate in the Cayman Islands in order to avoid corporate tax burdens. My question to libturds is a simple one, if corporations are not people and therefore do not have First Amendment rights why do corporations have tax burdens? Can’t the same logic be applied to taxes? Only people pay taxes so corporations should not be taxed.

  • Rob

    This is brilliant, now no fuckwad politician can force your vagina or uterus to pay for birth control against its religion.

    • tedlv

      Now if they would just legislate that we don’t have to pay for vagina, that would be totally great.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Pretty sure paying for vagina is only legal in Nevada, so Dirty Harry’s constituents should be the only ones on the hook for it right?

        • tedlv

          I think you use the word “hook” very craftily. I am impressed.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            😉

        • Republicanvet

          OMG! Marcotte incorporating her va jay jay in Nevada with Hairy Roid!

          …although he may skim the profits…

          • tedlv

            I am calling the ambulance now. HAHAHAHA!

          • Rob

            Can you imagine the paradox? Libs hate corporations but love vaginas.

            Can an incorporated vagina actually exist, or would it cause the space time continuum to tear itself apart?

          • Republicanvet

            I could see lots of throbbing veins in liberals contemplating this question.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Rofl

          • tedlv

            Dude, I love vaginas, and I am not lib.

          • Rob

            It sounds like you are at least partially lib. You inherited the lib propensity towards vagina. There is nothing wrong with that, but you must own your shortcomings. :)

          • tedlv

            No, I am a man. I love vags. Your sarc is not lost on me, though.

          • Rob

            I’m glad. Sarcasm seems to be a lost art these days.

        • tedlv

          But not paying for it is legal everywhere else, right? I am all for that. No more alimony!

  • tedlv

    Notification: if anyone notices that I upvoted myself, it is to see who upvoted me. I immediately click again, to negate that upvote.

    • Republicanvet

      Just mouse over the count and it should pop up and show.

      Sorta like Marcottes new corporation.

      • tedlv

        That sometimes works, and sometimes doesn’t. And the second sentence..are you trying to give me a heart attack?

        • Republicanvet

          Sometimes Twitchy tweaks my evil funny bone.

          Note I said funny given the subject.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            “Tweaks my evil bone” would have worked too and been just as funny!

          • tedlv

            Ooooh.

          • Republicanvet

            Careful now. I have my reputation to maintain.

            Such as it is.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            LOL You are on a roll my friend!

          • Republicanvet

            Jus havin lots of fun with some good people.

          • tedlv

            This is rather amazing. No trolls.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Do they take Sundays off?????

    • Humanary Stew

      I am not the only one that does that then? I do more on my tablet though when it decides to respond, of course.

      • tedlv

        I have been criticized for it. I do wish Discus also did downvotes the same way that they do upvotes. They are too cowardly, I guess.

        • Republicanvet

          They used to…but I think it just made liberals feel too bad.

          • tedlv

            Made them feel like idiots. Oh, wait…

          • Republicanvet

            Oh they are present…like an uncomfortable disease rampaging through a corporation.

            If that Nutroots bunch wanted to see humor, they should have assigned them to a day here at Twitchy.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Go with the feeling.

        • Humanary Stew

          The downvotes used to accumulate. It only changed within the last year.

          • tedlv

            Democrats hated it. Made them look bad.

    • Pearl Forrester

      You know, that annoys the heck out of me. Like over 50 percent of the time, I mouse over it, and it will NOT tell me who upvoted. I always have to click it myself. It makes me feel like a maroon but I dunno what else to do….

      • tedlv

        You are not a maroon, you just make a silly system work for you.

  • louisiana_mom

    Fine… and now that you have “incorporated” your “lady parts” you can pay for all the upkeep on those parts, like a private company does… that includes you paying for your own abortion inducing drugs or abortions.

    • tedlv

      Well said!

  • An American Veteran

    She could have her vagina declared a superfund site that way she could get Federal Funding thats already allocated

    • tedlv

      Hazmat suits, EPA EIS, State Environmental approval would be required. Army Corps approval would possibly be required, depending on how much water is involved. Then, the job would be “shovel ready”.

      • tedlv

        I am thinking supplied air, vs. filter masks, too.

      • Republicanvet

        No s&%t.

  • tedlv

    Why does Discus post “one comment above” when there isn’t one?

  • Pearl Forrester

    I wasn’t aware that I had lost any rights. Incorporate my what?!? Uhh, I don’t know what that means but I think..i’ll pass.

    • tedlv

      You are too smart to be liberal. Don’t let that bother you.

  • Hannibal

    If Ms. Marcotte incorporates her vagina, it will list on the exchange as a penny stock.

    • tedlv

      Over(ay) rated.

      • tedlv

        Sometimes I hate myself.

  • syvyn11

    This what makes me sick about libs. They got 99.99999999999999 of what they wanted in ACA. The right got one small victory. Rational people would look at what they won and call it a day. But the childish left have a “all or nothing” mentality. Do they really hate us on the right that much?

    • tedlv

      Yes.

    • tedlv

      I got exactly what I wanted from the UACA. Every aspect of my healthcare doubled in price. I am so happy with that act! I am just wetting myself as we speak.

  • JR48

    This makes me embarrassed, once again, for being a woman. My apologies to the rest of the human race on behalf of intelligent women everywhere.

    • tedlv

      You are a woman. That thing is not.

  • tedlv

    Right now, watching Creedence on Palladia! Wow! Fogarty sounds like he did in the old days.

    • tedlv

      Put me in Coach! There’s a good one for Marcotte!

  • notbent

    Will that be a publicly-owned corporation?

    • tedlv

      She can sell stock, and have shareholders, but, unfortunately, nobody will want the product.

      • tedlv

        Maybe she could bring Monica into the business and have a full-service corporation! Sometimes, I hate myself.

        • Republicanvet

          The Fluke corporation. Service from head to toe…and a little freaky.

          • tedlv

            Bring in the back door crowd, you have the full montie.

        • tedlv

          Republicanvet, you got censored. I once proposed a business in Las Vegas (think what tedlv may refer to) that would have 3 rooms. It would have a liquor store in the front, some card games in the back room, and a wine store in the middle room that had a lady that uses lectures to described the history and sources of the various wines. Call it “Liquor in the front, p0ker in the [email protected] , and listen to her wine… talk.”

          • Republicanvet

            Oops.

  • model217

    You have to be a lady to have lady parts. Amanda aint no lady

    • tedlv

      Judging from your handle, I am guessing you probably are.

  • tedlv

    TWITCHY! I DON’T USUALLY DO ALL CAPS! STOP POPPING UP COMMERCIALS WITH AUDIO! THAT IS REALLY, REALLY CHEAP!

    • Griffonn

      Adblock is your friend.

  • William2010

    My wife is a member of a national business and professional women’s group. The group’s national chapter disseminated a document listing false information, and false claims, regarding the recent “Hobby Lobby” case.

    Chief among these is the “alarm” that women’s rights are violated for religious purposes and that women’s access to birth control is circumvented.

    The women reading that document are reading lies, distortions, and flat-out fabrications.

    Now they will continue to believe, and spread, propaganda which is based on misinformation.

    No, Hobby Lobby is not just a business. It is a business begun by a Christian family. It did NOT oppress women, nor did it refuse to supply women with so-called “birth control” or “Reproductive Rights.” It provides 16 of 20 tools of so-called “birth control” through its insurance provider.

    No, it is not based solely on “Religious beliefs.” Contraceptive-Birth Control Devices which Hobby Lobby, and others, do NOT wish to pay for do cause the killing of innocent new human beings, elective, induced abortion. That is not based on “Religious belief.” It is based on sound, empirical, factual science and medical science.

    The anti-science baby killing, women injuring and killing crowd, predominantly comprised of Leftists, spew lies, propaganda, and act like babies, making it up as they go, and they have the dishonest, biased press and entertainment industry and militant, dishonest “Feminist” groups and organizations to spread their lies and venom.

    When will they arrive into the 21st century and modern science?

    Does the law provide penalties for rape and murder based on “Religious” beliefs, or do people actually, empirically get injured and killed by being raped and murdered?

    Do women become injured, ill, and killed by Class a Carcinogen forms of Birth Control or “Contraceptives,” and do babies get killed by the so-called birth control – contraceptive devices or not?

    Yes, they do.

    That is not religious belief. That is science.

    Does the first amendment allow, or protect the rights for people, even those who own a business, to follow their religious beliefs and convictions, provided those beliefs and convictions do not violate the law, incur violence or death on other human beings, or not?

    Yes, it does

    Finally, no, “Birth Control” is not the prevention of the beginning of a new human being’s life, nor is it the termination of the life of a new human being. Birth control is merely the control of the act of birthing a new human being, the transition of the location of baby from inside mother’s body to outside of her body. Usually it is not so much “controlling” the process, but being there to assist and provide care for baby and mother. Much of birthing is done by nature, by mother’s body.

    When the materials or tools used end the life of a new human being they are abortifacients. When the tools prevent the beginning of the life of a new human being they are life-prevention devices.

    The Hobby Lobby, Obama Law, abortion, abortifiacient situation is not one of life, but of death and obstruction of moral, righteous beliefs by militant women and men who do not value the life of new human beings, or the health and life of the women injured and killed by these devices, and it is about the moral backbone of those who take a stand for the life and respect of baby and of mother, just as they take a stand against rape, kidnapping, torture, and murder of all human beings.

    • Griffonn

      It’s Newspeak.

      “Health care” that includes nothing about either maintaining or restoring bodily function or bodily integrity is now essential, while on the other end of life the euthanasia crowd in Europe is now “permitting” so-called assisted suicide for minor children.

  • Earl of Sandwich

    “rights and protections”…

    …yeah, and taxed and regulated, and nationalized when the state sees fit! Good luck with that ‘incorporation’ thing sugar.

    • William2010

      Right!
      What will they do when there is an unannounced inspection of the business, the location of the business, and the tools and materials of the “business?”

      “Get your rosaries out of my ovaries?”

      “Get your nose out of my vagina?”

      Come on, lady! You, and your vagina are now a registered business, a corporation, subject the laws related to corporations!

      That’s what you wanted, true?

      • Griffonn

        What happens when people whose beliefs and behaviors offend her want equal access to her incorporated vagina?

  • butte1

    What with the vagcorporate tax being 35% here in the states who could blame her if she took her vagcorporation overseas?

    A man can dream can’t he?

  • butte1

    An IRS probe of their vagcorporation might be a righteous comeuppance.. smirk

  • butte1

    And if there are more than 50 people in their vagcorporation… blah blah ect….

  • butte1

    And anyways, we all know vagcorporations aren’t people….

  • Zach Smith

    She should have thought this through, because federal law now requires her genitalia to buy her contraceptives and pay for her insurance premiums. Bummer.

  • RblDiver

    So, does that mean she has to pay taxes each time she uses said vagina? Is it possible to sue said vagina for false advertising, and liquidate it entirely?

    • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

      Define “use”.

      Leave that up to Bill Clinton and the tax man goes hungry.

  • Diane Stephan

    Is she Incorporating her vagina as a waste transfer station?

  • Basset_Hound

    this would be an environmental hazard of mammoth proportions

    • spaceycakes

      and so dirty the EPA would close it down

      • Basset_Hound

        One would hope….

        • Griffonn

          Would YOU want to be the inspector on that worksite?

          • Basset_Hound

            Good ‘un, Griff.

            Jes’ like a che-WAH-WAH straight thru’ de uprights!

            SWE-EEE-EEET

  • Paul Fries

    If she incorporates her vagina, does that means men can sue when she denies them service?

    • Griffonn

      Wouldn’t that make it a public accommodation?

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        But is it handicap accessible?

    • waltzingmtilda

      Oh dude…that is awesome. Also really Rape Culture-ey.

    • spaceycakes

      only gay men

  • Griffonn

    She’s so marvelously petty.

    And covetous.

    She just can’t stand to see anyone else get rights.

  • Uncle Dave

    Does anyone know, if I classify my peins as a dependent, can I take the tax write-off?

  • JohnFLob

    Be careful! The IRS frowns on parking your profits offshore

  • Ryan Schneider.

    To Christians, wombs are INHERENTLY religious, and only cease to be if they are desecrated in some way.

  • waltzingmtilda

    I can’t even with these people anymore. Seriously. Who defines themselves by their genitalia to this extent? Why is this even a thing?

  • Ailsa Nordstrom

    Great, but you still shouldn’t expect anyone to pay for your abortifacients.

  • craigzimmerman12

    Isn’t there a padded cell available for Ms. Marcotte.?

  • Julius500

    Not every woman spends all day every day worrying about her vagina. This is so demeaning.

  • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

    These liberals should worry more about cellphone plans. Unlike their prized vaginas, penalties are harsh when usage is exceeded.

  • John Tingle

    Ladies following her advice would be subject to the liberals finding a means to levy a tax……just saying……

  • Jill

    Sooooo….Her corporation will now pay for her own birth control and not demand subsidization?

  • KHSoldier(Ret)&Writer

    Can I buy stock in the Corporation? I know that product (in general, not hers specifically) is always in demand! I’ll make a fortune!!!

    • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

      Shareholder privileges are only granted to those that have gone public. However those on the open market are deeply devalued.

  • Aimee

    That weirdo does not represent real women.

  • Rob

    The best response to “Keep government out of my vagina” is “Keep your vagina out of my wallet”.

    If I’m expected to pay for free birth control, the government should provide me with free prostitutes and hook ups.

  • Loren

    Will that be a for profit corporation or a non-profit?

  • notenoughtime

    This is the height of ignorance and stupidity. Wish the progressive, liberal feminists would think with their northern part of the body and quit obsessing over the south border.

  • Beaux

    And now her and her incorperated vagina can provide themselves their own health plan that covers all the abortion pills they want… just like they can do if they don’t incorperate them. DUH!

  • James Seaton

    I wonder if Amanda’s echo chamber is really her rather cavernous vag? Clearly, if she did incorporate her vag, she would be prohibited from making the S-election due to the 100-shareholder limitation.

  • Wanderer

    Notice it’s a foreign corporation. The rules are different when you’re organized under another country’s laws, genius.

    What am I saying, this is the genius who thought this was a clever idea to start with.

  • JCRocks

    Or not. This vagina obsession has got to stop.

  • PercyDovetonsils

    Is this her way of telling the world she’s open for business, now? Sounds like she’s diversifying.

  • Heath Holcomb

    So incorporating your vagina makes it a business. Businesses make money. So she is promoting prostitution?