Sen. Elizabeth Warren has a sad today, you guys:

All those tears and nervous sweat could fill the Big Sea Water ten times over!

Snort.

Maybe she would’ve read it if it’d been written in Cherokee …

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Why? We sure as hell didn’t!

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Twitchy coverage of Elizabeth Warren

  • Brad Donald

    She is a liar and its all fore the Tyrannical Statist cause. The democrat party is plain and simply the fascist party that is trying to destroy the constitution.

    • trixiewoobeans

      I call her Sitting Bullshi**er.

      • globalcrap

        I call her Chief Heap Big Bulls&*t

  • SpaceRacer423

    Sitting Liz is just worried the conservatives will force women to return to the bad ‘ol days she grew up in, where a woman’s only form a birth control was a buffalo skin diaphragm..

  • MidAtlanticWoman

    We know Warren lies to get her way. Why are we not surprised she continues in her ugly ways?

    • Informed&Concerned

      Gawd, those replies to her were funny . . . especially “whiter than” . . bad visual, but hysterical

      • David Calvani

        Yes, Farbrook’s comment was magnificent!
        I can’t read it without bursting into laughter.

  • rssllue

    Very scary Ms. Warren. Especially if a Hobby Lobby carries Halloween costumes. The horror!

  • Spinmamma

    “Sitting Bull” l love that!

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Lie-a-watha.

  • frozeninbemidji

    Hey fauxcahontas,

    http://youtu.be/mAKOs1Zm5Fo

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Harvard Law really has a lot of splanin to do – foisting frauds on the American public.

  • no_more_deceit

    Lizzie, your IQ is showing, please shut your yap.

  • V the K

    So, if a company doesn’t buy groceries for its female employees, is it denying them access to food?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      That’s next. Food is a basic right, isn’t it?

      • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Pretty sure Hagen Daaz is already classified as a basic female right. Any married guy (who is still breathing) will confirm this…

    • LegalizeShemp

      Don’t give them any ideas.

  • David

    Ah those darn “vague moral objections” are such an impediment to tyrannical rule.

    • David Calvani

      BINGO!

  • JohnFLob

    Who is this Elizabeth Forma person?
    She looks and ‘sounds’ a lot like that American Indian Senator from Massachusetts.

    • Tish

      Haha haha haha haha

  • whateverdear

    Squaw She-So-Dumb has spoken.

  • ErskinFlibberJabber ✓Stupified

    are the “vague moral objections” as vague as her Indian heritage?

    • Yeah Buddy

      Her great-great-great grandpappy had an indian-head nickel, once.

    • Markward

      Up vote for the comment.

      Wish I can upvote some more for the Steelers.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    I’m reminded of an old joke my parents used to tell me. It’s quite relevant here so I’d like to share it.

    Long ago there was a politician who went to a reservation to try and curry favor with the Native Americans there. He made a speech where he promised the natives everything they wanted – more land, more independence, and all that. Every time he finished a sentence, the crowd shouted “HOYA!” with great enthusiasm.

    After the speech, the chief took the politician on a tour of the reservation. As they walked through the fields to see the buffalo, the chief pointed at the ground and said “Be careful, you almost stepped in a hoya there.”

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown Hoya, is gonna getcha for that…

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      By the way, there’s another old joke, the one about Natives and having children: “Cherokee plant squash, squash come forth. Cherokee plant beans, beans come forth. Cherokee plant corn, corn come forth. Cherokee planted Cherokee– Negro came forth. Truth better come forth from squaw.”

  • AskmewhyIleftCA

    What is scary is how deceitful and disingenuous a US Senator can be to gain power. Frankly, the entire playbook of Democrat’s – lie, falsify and mischaracterize and do it loudly to an audience that is too dumb to explore any of the facts, with the cover of the media too corrupt to call their bluff.

    • Rich Kolasa

      You no like the new Nazis? I’m with ya!

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    I’ve never seen freedom and the Constitution referred to has as “vague moral objections” before but count on a Democrat to do that. They are a vague, immoral people.

    • Jay Stevens

      No, nothing vague about them at all.

    • Rich Kolasa

      They’re GD sick, demented, and dangerous people really!

  • 00gabooga

    GREAT SPIRIT say: “Don’t look at me, she ain’t one of mine!!”

  • stdog

    Since when is a woman unable to provide basic care for themselves, don’t have sex.
    To the would be what about rape crowd, stfu, we all know the vast majority of abortions are not rape related. And I’d be willing to pay more taxes to feed babies than pay doctors to kill them.

  • nickynicole

    The entire left cannot believe we have a land of laws NOT men or women . . . no matter how privileged they may feel. The constitution warned of the progressivism from the beginning that would be a constant tearing at our country and its laws and they are out in force and creating havoc and tyranny.

  • Yeah Buddy

    Sounds like EW is having a vague moral objection.
    Should we just ignore it? It’s what SHE wants…

  • Name

    Every time i see this “____ is DENYING women a health care right….” I want to scream. NO ONE is denying anyone anything. Hobby Lobby or the Catholic Church or whomever has NEVER said if you work here you cannot have BC or terminate a pregnancy. All they’ve ever said is “We will not pay for it”. If a person (man or woman) wants BC or condoms or even an abortion, they are free (and I use that word in several contexts) to pursue such on your own. My or a company’s refusing to pay for something does NOT equal making you do something you dont want to do.

    • bicentennialguy

      But see, in their pathetic little worlds, someone else not paying denies them. You’re assuming these are people who take responsibility for their actions. In liberal looniness, someone else not paying is tantamount to denying the object in question to them, thus denying them their “rights.”

    • whateverdear

      My boss doesn’t buy my groceries. HE’S DENYING ME FOOD.

      Or so that logic says.

    • Rich Kolasa

      It’s the same as the psychos who say that you’re ‘denying voting rights’ to people by not driving them to the polls.

      • http://www.glornt.com Alfredo ✓ᵂᵒᵐᵇᵃᵗ ᴷᶦⁿᵍ

        Or by requiring voter ID, especially in areas with long histories of voter fraud.

  • Ghee!

    The left is pissing their pants and they don’t even know why. Aside from the fact that they once again find that their ideology has no legal standing in our country…

  • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

    Note to Lieawatha…..

    You’re a liar, a hate spewing hag with the moral fiber of a goat, unfit to hold ANY elected office.. and we care what you think….

    why?….

    I actually have Indian blood, a lot more than you ever claimed, but guess what birdbrain… I’m still white… and so are you..

    you idiots are DONE ruining this country, November will be red from all the liberals bleeding out as theg are kicked out of office… so I suggest you grab your heap big firestick and go on warpath…

    we could use a laugh….. you cannot lie your way out of 6 years of abject failure and misery.. and importing new illegal votes to oppose the voters you lost will not save you.

    everything you leftists touch, turns to schit.. everything..

  • bicentennialguy

    She’s a Commie, lying agitprop b!tch. What does anyone expect? She seeks power over others and will say or do anything to get it.

    • Rich Kolasa

      Damn that’s well put!

  • Iacobus

    Really, people, I tried but the rest of the morons in this state thought otherwise.

  • Heather Atkinson

    More Newspeak stupidity. No one is denying ‘access’. Unless you redefine ‘access’ to mean ‘free to me’. No one has legal ‘access’ to meth but it’s still available if you’re willing to pay for it.

    • bicentennialguy

      That’s exactly how the LIVs define it in their minds and their politicians are in no hurry to disabuse them of the notion.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        They encourage it.

    • NRPax

      A while back, I used this as an explanation:

      In the eyes of people like this, if the birth control is not wrapped up in brightly colored paper, hand delivered by a cute man (or woman) of their choice, then you hate women and you want to go back to the days of coathangers and back alleys.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        Emotional children,… they can’t deal with adulthood and demand to be protected from it…

        oh they want the fun things adults do…

        but not one single responsibility.. not one…

        Sorry, but Heinlein was right, if you do nothing but take, you should have no right to vote, because you will always vote for more goodies to yourself,… the selfish greed the left should complain about is their own.

        • NRPax

          Starship Troopers had a lot of good ideas.

  • Mr. Right

    And Warren is campaigning for dems in the bible belt like in KY and WV? LOL! Her anti religious positions may be popular in liberal Massachusetts but not in middle America.

  • Isahiah62

    Dear Liawatha Fauxcahontas- I am sorry you are disappointed our Supremes actually dared uphold the law and defend the Constitution from such “progressive reformers” as yourself, dared do their one and only job and dared DEFEND RIGHTS OF THE RELIGIOUS MINORITY – a principal idea on which our nation was founded.

    QUIT LYING FAKE INDIAN BIITCH- no one is DENIED birth Control in USA- if they have a JOB with Hobby Lobby & healthcare it already DOES COVER BIRTH CONTROL- HL do not wish to fund abortions, as it their right as Catholics or whatever they are.

    DEAR libtards proggies Dems who like liars and thieves and wish to tear down what has worked well for 200 years- MESSAGE for you- YOU HAVE A CHOICE- I thought you whiners liked choices- get a different JOB if you don;t like the one you have

  • Noindex

    Was a new law passed “denying women acces to basic care” that I’m unaware of?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Nope

    • whateverdear

      I’m also curious as to when pregnancy became a treatable/preventable disease …

    • LegalizeShemp

      No, libs are misinforming and using hyperbole to console themselves.

  • reddarin

    *That* is a front runner for the (D) 2016 nomination lol.

  • Pearl Forrester

    Good lord you moon bat! Contraceptives, especially the ones that Hobby Lobby doesn’t want to pay for are NOT basic health care. You do not need them to survive but even if you did, it is not a business’s responsibility to take care of the health of their employees. The fact that businesses even offer health insurance is already generous enough. Hobby Lobby made a decision about their company, and their company alone. It has 0 affect on abortion, 0 affect on the freedom to buy contraceptives, 0 affect on anyone who doesn’t work at Hobby Lobby, 0 affect on the ability to use your own private money to buy whatever you want.

    “The current Supreme Court has headed in a very scary direction.” Yeah, finally headed in the direction of freedom. I can see why that would scare a progressive. Can’t control a free thinking populace. Gotta keep them in arm’s reach and afraid. This is how they control people. They make emotion grabbing statements that are designed to scare people.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Golf clap. Well done.

      • Pearl Forrester

        *Takes bow* Thank you, thank you. I get so tired of their end of the world headlines they put out there but low and behold, none of their followers EVER actually do the research to make sure they are hearing the truth. Democrats count on this too. If for some reason, they couldn’t grab people’s feelings anymore, their party would fall apart over night.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          ITA

  • disgusted_by_the_elites

    They hate religion. All libs

  • nc ✓s & balances

    If conservatives/Repubs were to somehow be able to mount some kind of massive word education campaign to the LIVs, imagine the political difference it would make. For example, just this one word “access” alone probably has cost us millions of votes.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Just another useless libturd senator with no critical listening skills or dirty lyin’ ears. Hey Fauxcahontas, ask Kay Hagan if you can borrow a few of those Qtips I sent her cuz yer ears need some major cleanin’ too.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    We dont live in that world Fauxahontis, we live in a world where the Constitution and rule of law still matter, whether you and your cohorts like it or not. Deal.

    This is why November is soooooo critical. SCOTUS appointments.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Is she 1/64th upset? or 63/64ths upset?

    • whateverdear

      She’s not upset at all, but really good at faking it.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Nice.

  • Tabatha Tavares

    lol I have no words. Poor Elizabeth is having a meltdown. Someone please give her a valium and tell her she can still trot herself to the nearest PP clinic and get her contraceptives. If she thinks this is bad, wait until November.

  • Spinmamma

    “It’s the law.” Now.

  • Pat Loudoun

    I wonder if Jessica knows that Sandra Fluke can’t knock her up.

    • David

      Perhaps Jessica already knows “Sandra” is fully equipped to knock her up. These days claiming to be a female doesn’t necessarily mean the equipment matches.

      • Pat Loudoun

        Perhaps. And ew.

  • Charles Hargrave

    Warren claims to be 1/3 Indian,non of the indian tribes will claim her,not even the whole 100% tribes,they know she’s full of crap.

  • Lucian

    I can’t believe we live in a world where people like Elizabeth Warren are elected to high offices.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Faux ‘outrage’ from a ‘faux’ representative…
    due to a REAL ‘limitation’ of access (to OUR monies).
    Hypocrite we much!

    Curious as to where the ‘outrage’ was….back when
    insurance didn’t cover most forms of BC??

  • bang00mo

    You can tell Fauxcahantas is from the commie state of Massholes.

  • CHHR

    Guess our resident “sitting Bull(shtuff)” needs some re-education… Native Americans, as a holistic group, do not agree with Abortion except when conditions were such, that an infant would not likely survive. … sounds pretty conservative to me…

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Me heap big confused. Where in white man treaty say “abortion pills” basic care? Ugg, big corporations deny nothing basic to squaw, me thinkum screwy pilgrim been scalped one too many times.
    Oh go ahead and blast away haters, that was intentional, over the top, stereotyping for humor’s sake, and if you don’t think so, then Fauxcahantas is 100% Cherokee. And if I did offend any TRUE Native Americans, I’m sorry, but imagine I’m a liberal democrat in a Texas politcal campaign and lighten up!

  • David

    Oh Nos, I’ve gone to moderation. Apparently you’re not even allowed to say what the event is where you destroy skeet.

    • David

      And now they’ve removed my post. No insults, curse words, threats or anything else that would necessitate removal. Merely a 5 letter word that rhymes with boot to identify an event where you destroy skeet. Totally in context to what my post was about and you delete. I’m hard pressed to figure this out. Unless you are anti-NRA or don’t know what a skeet is. Sheesh!

  • Bl4ckConserv

    My Indian ancestors think you are a fake you dumb broad!

  • Sanchez

    “deny women access to basic care”

    I never knew recreational sex drugs to avoid pregnancy was a “basic care” for women.

    I thought you only needed them if you cannot keep your pant suit on!

    the Liberals have redefined so many words and rights Merriam Webster cannot keep up.

    • disqus_hNXvhwdNeI

      Also the word “deny” doesn’t jive with “shall not pay for”.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Looks like that dumb squaw Warren will have to hit the firewater when she gets home, just to take away the pain.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “I expected better from you than this kind of hackery”

    Expecting better of Elizabeth Warren? Now, that has to be the most surprising thing all day.

  • Cliff Williams

    This is who they tout as the new leader of the democrat party.

  • jaded

    hyperbole, thy name is prog.

  • Ruth

    “Based on vague moral objections” Those words at the end of her tweet tick me off more than any of her other blathering.

  • David Calvani

    The lexicon of Elizabeth Warren:

    “deny women access to basic care” = refusing to purchase assistance for others in their quest to copulate without any consequences
    “vague moral objections” = any moral view that contradicts secular-progressive policy desires

  • David Calvani

    Derek Smith expected better than “this kind of hackery” from Elizabeth Warren? Why?

  • Scott Snoopy

    the “indian” Liz is losing it again…those Socialist Communist Utopian Marxist–SCUM, just cannot handle being told no; afterall, this is for the good of the people—damn you people for not wanting to be taken care of by the all knowing SCUM

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Why do I get the feeling Fauxcahontas wants Dino to pay for HER birth control?-Gerry Callahan

  • Ken Alan Draper

    I hear Elizabeth Warren is trying to get a casino built on her red, it’ll be the first casino ever on Martha’s vineyard.

  • RedSoloCup

    The fake Cherokee is in a lather.

  • JGoolsby
  • Fed Up Taxpayer

    “You’re whiter than Harry Reid’s ball sack”. Holy crap, that’s comedy gold.

  • JR48

    Dumber than a bag of rocks.

  • Garys_opinion

    No “big corporation” is denying women birth control, they don’t want to be made to pay for it.

  • Evie1949

    What has been denied? “Are you dense? MT @elizabethforma Can’t believe we live in a world where big corps deny women access to basic care based on moral objections”

  • porgiefirefighter

    Senator, Hobby Lobby’s moral objection to abortifacients is not ‘vague’, but precise, that is why they cover 16 forms of bc and do not cover 4 forms that are abortifacients. However, I do have a “vague moral objection” to a fraud lying about her heritage for career advancement.

  • Manny Bartow

    Where the way ahead is charted by the scouts who tread it first, it becomes easier for the rest of us who may not be so adventurous.