Tommy Vietor may no longer be NSC spokesman, but he’s still a crackerjack damage control specialist. Have a look:

When in doubt, make a mockery of deadly scandals. Tommy is, like, so professional.

Dude! Yeah, that’s him.


The dude can’t help it.

And he didn’t even list them all.

Here are a few more to add to the list, broheim:

OK, so he sucks at lists. At least he knows how to make Obama look good, right?

Nice work, dude.

Editor’s note: The headline of this post has been changed to correct a typo.



Twitchy coverage of Tommy Vietor

  • Kawfy

    can the WH flunkies be both incompetent AND soul-less? …I think they can

  • FreedomRecon

    Dude….it’s a scandalpaloozah!

    • SQL DBA


      • Utopia Can Never be Achieved

        Tommy must get off his blame on the fake scandals. How many people does he really believe would read the rubbish on his Twitter messages? Probably, only his parents.

      • joeshmoe

        Let Spicoli talk all he wants.

    • Canned Heat

      Dude what if Vietor, like, declares himself a tranny – it would be so uncool to, like, call him the “dude”, dude.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    So many scandals in Obama’s years as President. So was he evil or was he just stupid? He portrays himself as ignorant or stupid for each of these. He finds the news from the media, not from his administration. But which is worse? What ever happened to the ‘Buck Stops Here’ motto? Find out more in this Afterburner with Bill Whittle.

    • SQL DBA

      Dude did you say obamas sandals ?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      He aint stupid….hes doing everything he said he would do.

    • Jay Stevens

      “So was he evil or was he just stupid?”

      Does it really matter. The end results is the same.

  • EdwdLny

    Idiot. You know that this douche still gets his a$$ kicked on the playground.

  • RightnTexas4TedCruz

    I’ve lost count of the scandals. My HP-12C only shows 12 digits.

  • WhoMeToo

    So nice of Tommy to point out Obama’s body count list.

  • World B. Free

    [email protected] you conservatives and FOX News….

    Drumming up all these phony scandals to try and distract from how awesomely awesome President Boyfriend is.

    You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. We are not worthy of His greatness.

    • Kawfy

      He is not worthy of America’s greatness…..FIFY


    Dude I so wasted

    • globalcrap

      Looks like the Mexican drugs took over.

      • TugboatPhil

        I hope he got something for all those guns he sent there.

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          I hope he eventually gets something for all the laws he disregards, flaunts, and outright breaks, including his shoot-self-in-foot F&F FUBAR.

          • TugboatPhil

            I know he’ll at least get eternal damnation. It would be nice for an earthly torment.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            “I know he’ll at least get eternal damnation. It would be nice for an earthly torment

            I hear ya. Despite the efforts of my dearly departed mother and that bottomless pit of patience displayed towards knuckle-dragging Neanderthals, my gracious wife, I too am not reconciled to being satisfied with a reckoning TBD beyond the veil… A pound of flesh in this dimension would be appropriate.

          • karmafordems

            I hope he gets eternal damnation with 27 virgins all looking like Helen Thomas

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            and named Barney Fr

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          He and Hillary sent there. . .FIFY

    • LegalizeShemp

      Choooooooooooom !

  • desicon

    If Benghazi is 2 years old. Then Hilary is a fossil.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Dude doesn’t distinguish between disgrace and disaster.

  • Ghee!

    It’s clear to me who he was calling idiots in his tweet. Ironically, I don’t think he did.

  • Ed McDowell

    This little boy was in the WH Situation Room during a crisis? WTF!!!!????

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Meanwhile, according to junior there, Obama wasn’t in the WH Situation Room during a crisis.

      • Ed McDowell

        Yeah but that’s not the thng that surprises me. Sadly enough.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Funny/not funny – when the object of your affection is either incompetent or traitor or BOTH, but can’t be neither and you help show it….

  • Ghee!

    Tommy Vietor @TVietor08 · 55m
    People on twitter tend not to understand sarcasm.

    Just kidding you guys!

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Im beginning to wonder if Twitter wont be the final nail in our societal coffin.
      When morons and the dregs of society think they have profound thoughts that can be expressed in 140 or less and that they should share them with the world…….

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        Beware of the power of stupid people in large numbers.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          I never underestimate the power of stupid.

      • mdtljt

        But it gives a wonderful insight to just how f*cktarded the uneducated masses are…kinda like a STOOPID Dipstick….sadly, it always registers full to overflowing….

        • H50 ✓RAT

          One must know their enemies, especially the stupid ones. They are the most dangerous for they know not what they do.

  • rivers

    Yeah, right. Scandal upon scandal upon scandal usually means everyone else is the problem. My deadbeat BIL says the same thing.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “When the first person you meet on a particular day calls you an a$$hole, that’s one person’s opinion. When everyone you meet on a particular day calls you an a$$hole– there’s a strong possibility that you ARE, in fact, an a$$hole.”

  • Wilson Jones

    Tommy Vietor needs to grow a beard and grow up

    • bicentennialguy

      Cocky little SOB needs to grow a pair and then have someone kick him so hard, they get lodged in his f’in nostrils. Smartass little POS.

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        Play nice now. It’s not his fault . . . he spilled hot chocolate on his onesie.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        My toaster is all warmed up. If someone could give me a vector on Vietor…….

    • LegalizeShemp

      These bitchy little pajama boys are irritating are they not?

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    Tommy Vietor starring in….

    Dude, where’s my common sense and integrity Intelligence !?

  • Beentheremovedaway

    I don’t know man, there’s something amiss when a supposedly full grown adult male continues to use tommy as his professional name!

    • bicentennialguy

      And female State Department spokeswomen use the name “Jen.” So grown up.

      • Beentheremovedaway

        I prefer to use “Spokeskids” or “Spokeschildren” ! That just seems to fit the current crop of paid admin lier’s!

        • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

          Paid? I thought they were interns.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          I just use ‘liars.’

        • TugboatPhil

          Radio hosts, John & Ken, on KFI Los Angeles use the term Spokeshole. Saves them from having to use two words.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Ohhhh what visual….

    • LegalizeShemp

      “Hey, watch it pal!” Sincerely, Hilfiger

      • Beentheremovedaway

        You sorta just made my point.. lol

    • TugboatPhil

      Unless perhaps he’s:

      1. Southern
      2. in sales
      3. In big time sports
      4. A felon
      5. Any combination of A-D.

  • alanstorm

    I’ve heard TV called “the boob tube” – apparently THIS T.V. is simply “the boob”.

    • FreedomRecon

      Do not insult boobs.

      • alanstorm

        When i first heard the term, I watched TV for days, and saw nary a one. I was very disappointed.

        • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

          You obviously didn’t have Cinemax or HBO.

      • alanstorm

        I would never insult boobs. I’m quite fond of them.

        I will insult THIS boob.

        BTW, you know where the word “Boob” came from, right?

        B – top view
        oo – front view
        b – side view

        Proof that boobs are the finest product of the engineering field.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Ive been told that boobs are wonderful, Tommy Vietor…..not so much.

      • TugboatPhil

        True. God didn’t give boobs to men or we’d get nothing done all day.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          There is a reason for everything, isnt there? 😉

  • alanstorm

    TV appears worthy to represent this administration.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Tommy Vietor is just a ploy to get us to laugh so hard that we lose sight of the things he complains we are continually being distracted from.

    Tommy– you DO realize they’re using you to distract, right? And that they’re laughing AT you, not with you?

  • Col Bat Guano

    Tommy Vietor in a thoughtful moment at his think tank
    (NOT before he sends out those really stupid tweets).

  • Claribeth Davis

    Where is WhoDat? As the Obama administration crumbles he/she is eerily silent.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Hasnt gotten he/she/its copy/paste from Media Matters yet. They are running late today.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Probably down getting his/her/it’s EBT card recharged for next month’s Cheetos.

    • TugboatPhil

      Mom is vacuuming the basement and knocked over the wireless router.

      • Nyota Uhura

        Hahahaha *grin*

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Just because he’s not commenting doesn’t mean he’s not lurking about.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Yeah, Guesting is party hardy time for ’em.

  • ceemack

    “Obama’s team has been reduced to arguing that Obama is *only* incompetent, not evil.”

    Uh…what if he’s both?

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Folks dieing needlessly and Constitutional violations are ploys?
    Who knew.

  • forgetyoutooo

    Hundreds of Americans are being evacuated by the Iraqi Air Force and this guy is asking jokes and Obama is golfing. Those “idiots” just may be on to something and dude boy knows it – never let a crisis go to waste, right?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Hes doing it wrong.

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        Depends on whose side he is.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          His own.

  • jaded

    It was nice of him to list a partial rundown of the scandal timeline of his favorite dude.

  • MNWoman

    In other news, the IRS says it lost 2 years of Lois Lerner’s emails due to a computer crash.

  • LegalizeShemp

    So you’re just hallucinating all these “distractions”, everything’s going just fine.

  • MNWoman

    I copied and pasted the following from this link:

    IRS Claims to Have Lost Over 2 Years of Lerner Emails
    f t # e
    Washington, Jun 13 | 0 comments
    Washington, DC – Today, Ways and Means Committee Chairman Dave Camp (R-MI) issued the following statement regarding the Internal Revenue Service informing the Committee that they have lost Lois Lerner emails from a period of January 2009 – April 2011. Due to a supposed computer crash, the agency only has Lerner emails to and from other IRS employees during this time frame. The IRS claims it cannot produce emails written only to or from Lerner and outside agencies or groups, such as the White House, Treasury, Department of Justice, FEC, or Democrat offices.

    “The fact that I am just learning about this, over a year into the investigation, is completely unacceptable and now calls into question the credibility of the IRS’s response to Congressional inquiries. There needs to be an immediate investigation and forensic audit by Department of Justice as well as the Inspector General.

    “Just a short time ago, Commissioner Koskinen promised to produce all Lerner documents. It appears now that was an empty promise. Frankly, these are the critical years of the targeting of conservative groups that could explain who knew what when, and what, if any, coordination there was between agencies. Instead, because of this loss of documents, we are conveniently left to believe that Lois Lerner acted alone. This failure of the IRS requires the White House, which promised to get to the bottom of this, to do an Administration-wide search and production of any emails to or from Lois Lerner. The Administration has repeatedly referred us back to the IRS for production of materials. It is clear that is wholly insufficient when it comes to determining the full scope of the violation of taxpayer rights.”

    • Nyota Uhura

      And we are not surprised, yet again. The assaults on reason keep on … well, assaulting us.

  • Thale Taxurfeet

    This Administration reminds me of…

    Oh yeah! These guys. Only with less intellect and more malice.

    • Nyota Uhura

      F Troop was one of the greatest sitcoms ever :)

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        Sitcom yes… Executive Administrative branch of the Federal Government, hail no!

  • Rob

    So this administration screws up in multiple egregious ways. And then this idiot implies the only problem is that it is claimed that problem 1 is a distraction from problem 2, which is a distraction from problem 3…

    He’s basically admitting this administration is so f*cked up that one can easily point to multiple catastrophic failures.

    Certainly someone here is an idiot, but I don’t think it’s the people he’s flailing out against.

  • PNWShan

    Bergdahl WAS meant as a distraction from VA – only the story blew up in their faces. They thought we’d be ‘euphoric’ that a soldier was freed and not notice the 5 freed murderers or Bergdahl’s status as a deserter.

  • Discontentwliars

    You know a distraction “Look Squirrel” may pull attention away from an immediate issue. Maybe those on the left have already forgotten the VA failures, since it was so long ago, but the are a few of us that believe that POTUS and his administration need to be held accountable for all of them. Benghazi, F&F, IRS, EPA, VA, … continue to be reckoned with. They might want it to go away, but people that prey on others for enjoyment, political advantage, money can’t be left to a short term memory. It’s just wrong!

    • Nyota Uhura

      “Prey,” rather than pray, which is an appeal to our Father in Heaven. Otherwise, spot on.

      • Discontentwliars

        Ok…fixed it…

  • Nyota Uhura

    “Iraq is just a ploy to distract you from Bergdahl which distracted you from the VA scandal which distracted you from BENGHAZI. Idiots.—
    Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) June 13, 2014”

    Dude just laid out the whole deflection plan unwittingly.

    • TugboatPhil

      To distract you from the highly communicable diseases being festered in the youth detention camps sponsored by Homeland Security.

      Our President is importing biological agents in the form of illegal alien kids.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Ohh my Vietor, you left out this new scandal about an old scandal, and it’s just hot off the news pages. . looks pretty criminal from here, as Congressman Dave Camp has said this (full article below), […Mr. Camp said. “There needs to be an immediate investigation and forensic audit by Department of Justice as well as the Inspector General.”]


    IRS claims they lost Lois Lerners emails you know the good ones

    continued >>


    IRS says it lost key Lerner emails

    Agency blames 2011 hard drive crash for data loss

    • karmafordems

      Who knows what a forensic audit of white house emails could turn up,…hmmmmm?

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        The bloodhounds are on the hunt.

        • karmafordems

          …..for whoever finds those emails. I smell wet cement and a boat

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Perp walked by the Sergeant of Arms to the clink. There’s back up on servers. This is all a stall tactic.

    • Nyota Uhura

      “We lost the crucial emails.”

      And I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling going on in this establishment.

      Jeeze. The leftists really, really think we’re stupid. News flash: We’re not.

      I’m beginning to think that their failures, coming so fast and hard upon one another, is just another thing they can spin, out of their fantasy-land of reactions to real-world situations.

      If that makes sense :)

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Oh yesss, Nyota to us it does, to them, not so much…”real-world situations” they do not partake in. 0bama’s utopian ideal state is all they know. 0’s ideals is his/their Constitution. It’s his government not “we the people’s”. He holds no allegiance, like we hold an allegiance. And as we shared earlier today with another person today, this is our allegiance…
        This is my country! Land of my birth!
        This is my country! Grandest on earth!
        I pledge thee my allegiance, America, the bold,
        For this is my country to have and to hold.
        This is my country! Land of my choice!
        This is my country! Hear my proud voice!
        I pledge thee my allegiance, America, the bold,
        For this is my country to have and to hold.

        • Nyota Uhura

          I always loved that song :)

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Watching liberals flail about trying to defend this sinking ship of an administration is my new favorite show.

  • BoscoBolt

    Hey, here’s another (related) “scandal” that will make obama look even more stupid …

    Revealed: obama’s new BFF, Bob Bergdahl, accused of stalking, harassing, twin sisters – caught ‘peeping into their windows while they were in the shower’ …


    • Thale Taxurfeet

      So Bobby is Taliban…

  • stdog

    He is essentially laughing at the death of Americans. Hmmm.

  • notenoughtime

    Dude, rethink those tweets.

  • ExPat_in_Krakow

    “Iraq is just a ploy to distract you from Bergdahl which distracted you from the VA scandal which distracted you from BENGHAZI…which were all the fault of a few lower-level managers in the Cincinnati office, while the hard drives containing the backups to their email servers were seized by ISIS in the invasion of Mosul, which is Bush’s fault…so what difference, at this point, does it make?”

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    .@TVietor08 Dude… like, you TOTALLY forgot a few other scandals in that timeline! 140 characters – just can’t fit them all in! #tcot

  • pairadimes

    In the history of all mankind’s innovations, there is nothing so perfectly designed as an aid in the self-identification of morons as Twitter.

  • DutyFirst

    Hmmm, Iraq is a ‘ploy’ to distract and confuse Obama’s political enemies.
    So Tommy, what you are telling me is that the President reached out to ISIL and asked them to turn south out of Syria and ramp up their operational tempo and barbarity as a ploy. It can only be a ploy if it was instigated by and for the benefit of the instigator/s. Which can only mean that the President is a traitor and a war criminal. Your words Tommy boy. I sure am glad that the Clintons have taken you on to help Hillary. Hope that works out for her.

    • BurmaShave2

      Good Grief!!! Another Hard Choice for Shrillary.

      The nation most certainly does NOT need a woman President, that means a castoff from the Obama Administration.

      • DutyFirst

        And as someone else famously said, ‘I ain’t voting for Monica Lewinki’s ex-boyfriends wife. No way, No how, uh uh aint happnin.’

  • CharacterHasNoColor

    And this is what our “gooberment” and its’ mouthbreathers, er, mouthpieces have become? Such a proud American moment.

  • CLEmom

    Dude’s gonna really, like, be totally bummed when “these 5 guys” (as his boss Hillary referred to the 5 released Taliban commanders) unleash a dirty bomb near his favorite Georgetown Starbucks.

  • James Perley

    We have a long time before an administration change. The remains of Obama’s credibility can’t survive many more weeks like this. His people are behaving like cornered rats. Rats, at least feel remorse and regret. We are headed toward dangerous waters.

  • unknown

    Hey, Hollywood, go ahead and put this guy in a Bill & Ted remake

  • LR99

    (Deep Breath) … distraction from IRS, distraction from Fast & Furious, distraction from Executive Overreach, distraction from Economy, distraction from Unemployment, distraction from Labor Relations, distraction from Border Security, Distraction Foreign Policy Failure, distraction from Broken Promises, distraction from Incompetence, distraction from Obamacare Failure and we’re back to distraction from GITMO. Dude!

  • tombee

    I’d love to knock this little sht out and mock him while he cries.

  • Amy Dunne

    Although it may seem appealing, altruistic cooperation is only practical in small groups whose members can agree upon common ways and means.

  • louisiana_mom

    Bwahahaha! Is he trying to help Obama or connect the dots so the Low-Information Voters will see Obama’s entire presidency has been one scandal after another?