OK, kids. Grab your hankies, because this may be the saddest thing you’ve ever heard:
Oh, the humanity!
It’s real, all right:
Poor Hillary … literally!
She and Bill were hurtin’, y’all.
They had to make sacrifices:
It’s all very sad.
Hasn’t Hillary suffered enough? Isn’t there something we can do to help her?
Or, we could just elect them president and give them a White House to live in. In Hillary’s case, with the proper resources and lots and lots of rooms, we’re sure she’ll manage to get back on her feet — and help all Americans in the process.