OK, kids. Grab your hankies, because this may be the saddest thing you’ve ever heard:

Oh, the humanity!

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/476008132099862528

It’s real, all right:

Poor Hillary … literally!

She and Bill were hurtin’, y’all.

No kidding.

They had to make sacrifices:

It’s all very sad.

https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476006444987215873
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476006849636872192
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476007337182785539
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476008897220595712
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476010095944286208

Hasn’t Hillary suffered enough? Isn’t there something we can do to help her?

Or, we could just elect them president and give them a White House to live in. In Hillary’s case, with the proper resources and lots and lots of rooms, we’re sure she’ll manage to get back on her feet — and help all Americans in the process.

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  • JeffWRidge

    Aw hell… now I feel bad. After all, here I am unemployed for over a year, nearly flat broke and bordering on homelessness, but Hill-dog can’t pay the mortgages on her many mansions. Won’t somebody please set up a fund where I can donate my few dollars to in order to help the girl out?

    • JeffyTheQuick

      Bill, just let Hillary talk, OK?

      And knock off the fake name too… You’re not fooling anyone.

      😉

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      Somehow I doubt she was reduced to ramen noodles and kraft macoroni and cheese every night level poverty.

      the sheer glowing hubris of the uber wealthy,.. calling overspending, lavish living, shady dealing…

      struggling..

      While the voters they beg the votes of, have real issues just paying the electric bill since obammy decided all by himself, they weren’t paying enough. Trouble buying food with ever rising food costs, tied directly to higher fuel costs..

      Has she every woke up praying to God that payday comes before that knock on the door? The electric company employee heartsick as he tells you he has to shut it off if you can’t pay something, today.. you wife and baby standing behind you, the baby crying as you run every possible option through your head .. maybe you find one.. maybe you don’t and you pack up the wife and infant to stay at her mom’s few days… the dog,..

      The landlord being understanding, when you are humiliated to ask him for just 3 more days..

      yeah.. she’s all down with that…. right?

      Truthfully, I wouldn’t trust her or any democrat to “help” me.. we trusted in each other, and through hard work, most of it hers, we climbed back out of that hole.. none of it, because of Hillary, or any politician.`

    • JeffyTheQuick

      She ain’t in no ways tired…

      • Utopia Can Never be Achieved

        The fatigue comes from the hangovers.

    • Utopia Can Never be Achieved

      Her interview was pathetic. When they went into the white house, it wasn’t my fault that they claimed they were broke. I guess law in Arkansas doesn’t pay that well. Also, it’s not my fault that their Whitewater investments had some issues. That’s the risks that one takes. Yet, now they’re worth about $105 Million dollars. What some poor, pathetic people. I’m using *poor* in the sense that they are in debt when it comes to morals, ethics, and all of the other standards that most people have.

      • Kaya Hund

        While she was Secretary of State, the State Department lost track of $6 billion. Now we know where it went.

  • YooperNC

    STFU! Stupid 1%’er!

  • Emily B

    I wish I was Dead Broke….

    • CHHR

      according to Hillary’s definition? DEFINATELY!

    • The Masked Avatar

      With a swimming pool.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Pleazeeeee T.M.A. . . .you forgot the pool “keeper”. . .ya gots to have a pool keeper.

  • Gandalf

    Damn people, you think it is easy to live on $400,000 of taxpayers money a year!! Take it easy on the ‘old’ girl, those lap dances that Billy were getting cost a fortune.

    • JeffyTheQuick

      That explains taking the silverware out of the White House when they left…

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        And the boxes full of “W” keys from the computers.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        And you know if they eere ever billed for all the outright theft of the peoples house..

        they paid out of their campaign funds… not personally. Personal responsibility is not the liberal thing.

      • dev

        and i think the china too.

    • LUz

      And, Bill has made a fortune in books, speaking engagements and money from the foundation. Daughter just bought a $10 million apartment in NYC. Blow it out your ear, Hills.

    • ceemack

      Eight years of $400,000 a year plus free room, board and transportation, and they had trouble making ends meet? Bill the Cat still gets $400,000 a year AND makes…IIRC…$100,000 a speech?

      Would her tongue burst into flames if she actually told the truth?

      • Gandalf

        I believe it would, and not just Hillary’s tongue, put Obama on that list also!!

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Which fork? Left, right or both?? teeheehee.

          We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
          OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
          (Mr. and Mrs.)

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh….rapidly shaking head up and down, very vigorously might we add.

        We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
        OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
        (Mr. and Mrs.)

      • Bill Phillips

        I think it should have already burst in flames for trying to portray herself as suffering financially when they left the White House!

        • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

          I think she took lessons on how to lie to the press from Bagdad Jay Carney.

    • Ed McDowell

      That’s $4ook per bullshit speech.

    • Utopia Can Never be Achieved

      Ms. Fluke indicated that birth control is mighty expensive. Bill must have been spending 4-figures a year on condoms alone.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    The dry cleaning bills for blue dresses alone, cost a fortune!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      LOL!!!

  • CHHR

    Sure having a hard time feeling sorry for the former first couple who helped to bring about 2008 financial crisis where all those people “who didn’t deserve mortgages” became a burden to the American public… oh, the irony!

  • nc ✓s & balances

    When asked about Bill’s outrageous fees for just one speech, note how Hillary says well it’s better than being “connected”…she paused here…”to one company or group as so many leaving public life do.”

    • Hmmmm

      That sentence struck me, too. Hill is thinking (and saying) they are so much better than everyone else because of their choice not to work at any one company. Gag me.

      • CO2 Producer

        After eight years of being one of the most well-known couples on the planet, it must be tough to walk away from all that attention.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Yes, that’s a great interpretation. You’re probably right. But I actually heard the word “connected” in the more sinister sense, as in he could have used his more shady contacts to ease his debts but, being “noble,” chose not to.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Noble… our bosta-va-zoola’s…LOL!!!!

          We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
          OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
          (Mr. and Mrs.)

  • CO2 Producer

    #FirstLadyProblems

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      I’m sure Michelle sympathizes with Hillary.

      • CO2 Producer

        Life’s no picnic when you have celebrity galas to host and international vacations with an entourage to bring along.

        • SineWaveII

          Plus you have to haul your mother around and treat her to a lavish lifestyle out of the fear that she’s going to run to the news media and reveal your secrets if you don’t.

          • CO2 Producer

            The White House did say that the first lady doesn’t borrow any clothing and, for the most part, buys her own clothes.

            Uh oh, Michelle. Better take a lesson from Hillary.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Of course, of course their luxurious “prison” has to be profoundly pretentiously posh, and elegant and regal and the servants and chefs will have the panache to pull it off for them.

      • globalcrap

        I wonder what happened to all her girls?

  • Obama my Nigga

    Since Hillary left the White House dead broke last time, that sounds like a good reason she should never want to be there again. By her reasoning she won’t be running so she can remain fiscally sound. And if she does run, we’ll be helping her by not electing her to subsequent poverty.

  • socalcon

    At least she didn’t say, “I Don’t Feel No Ways Tired “

    • CHHR

      but she does feel lots a ways victimized… where’s your pity man!

      • CVN65

        VRWC (and chicken barbecue/cornhole tournament because even us right-wingers like to have some fun once in a while).

    • journogal

      Not yet…

  • carmenta

    head meet brick wall – I cannot take it anymore! I just. cant. take. any.more

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Yes, they are doing there best to drain us of all of our senses, so we will shut up and walk away as they know nothing else, other than…Alinsky, Marxist, Communist, Totalitarian Lieberals . . .

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    The only thing Hillary has ever struggled with is the truth.

    • Ghee!

      What does she do when one of her ankles swells? Does she even know its swollen?

      THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, PEOPLE!

      • CVN65

        “cankles” calves/ankles

    • WhoMeToo

      @HillaryClinton <==The Gwenyth Fvcking Paltrow of Shltty Politics #DeadBroke

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      ^^^Vote a Bazillion Mazillion Gargantuanillion…(if there was such a numerical number!!!)

  • Ghee!

    Her definition of ‘dead broke’ is not the same definition you may have. Dead broke to a 1%er means having to fly first class instead of leasing a Lear. Dead broke to a 1%er means having to book engagements where they will actually have to do some work to put some bills in the bank.

    She is so distant from the realities of the average American that her struggles do not mean the same to you and me.

    • Dean Bruckner

      “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    But was she “no ways none tahrd”?

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Unluckily for her, Bill learned what his ‘special purpose’ was for years ago.

    • CVN65

      And which one is “The Jerk”?

      • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Yes.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    Liberals can’t manage debt or revenues….point proven.

  • AmericanMom

    If the Clintons cannot manage their own money (fancy accountants and all), how in the hell can we expect them to manage the finances of this nation?

  • conservativechick

    I keep picturing a scene from the “JERK.” hahhaha

    • conservativechick

      I found this:

      Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today released 210 pages of tax returns for 2000-2006, as well as preliminary information about their 2007 return. Here are the eight-year figures:

      Gross Income: $109,175,175, consisting primarily of:

      Hillary’s Senate Salary: $1,051,606

      Bill’s Presidential Pension: $1,217,250

      Hillary’s Book Income: $10,457,083

      Bill’s Book Income: $29,580,525

      Bill’s Speech Income: $51,855,599

      Bill’s K-1 Income from Yucaipa Global Holdings: $15.5 million

      Federal Tax Paid: $33,783,507

      Charitable Contributions: $10,256,741 (9.5% of AGI)

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        And note that the list doesn’t have his Arkansas Governor Government Pension on that list, either.

        The poor wittle Victimhood of The Clinton’s!

        We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
        OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
        (Mr. and Mrs.)

        • World B. Free

          They also don’t list Hillary’s income from her two profoundly important books, “It Takes A Village” and “Living History.”

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Wonder if the IRS, knows …oops, forgot for a millisecond she’s not a conservative…we bad.

            We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
            OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
            (Mr. and Mrs.)

      • CHHR

        Unbelievable! Wonder if we’ll find this as an SNL skit? Amy chances her “broke” story will become the JOKE of the year? Yea, didn’t think so either…

        • conservativechick

          They have been providing comedians with some great material lately! (if they dare)

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            You have that right, cc, ‘dare’!

      • mrspinky85

        But, we can’t get help at the VA.

      • globalcrap

        Dam, I wish I was as poor as them.

    • Suzyqpie

      “The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here,” a truly great moment in cinematography.

      • CVN65

        Stay away from the oil cans…

        • Suzyqpie

          “What’s the matter with these cans? These cans are defective, they are springing leaks..Oh, That guy is shooting at these cans? He hates these cans?” haha I love that movie.

      • mrs_oerebts

        When you’re rich and famous, you’ll send me a postcard.

  • LegalizeShemp

    You have to enjoy people who travel around getting rich lecturing about income inequality.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes we were dead broke until we found out we can go on the lecture circuit reassuring liberals that Marxism really does work, we just need to spend more money to get it to work.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow.”

    • Ghee!

      naking accident?

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Nah, that’s a beauty mark.

    • CO2 Producer

      The name of her new book–Hard Choices.

      Sometimes they just make it too easy.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        More often than not.

  • Scott Sage

    Now, is this the definition of white privilege?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    There you go again, Hillary…playing the PoorMouthVictim Card on George Soros’s $$$, the Get Ready for Hillary Campaign? HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    Seriously Hillary, go home and stay there, before you trip and fall and bump your head again, and forget that you aren’t going to win the 1st Woman Victim in the WH in 2016, and further drain the U.S. Treasury, like bho.

  • CO2 Producer

    “Well…if, if you, you have no reason to remember…”

    We had no reason to remember how a couple living on a presidential salary for eight years could be so irresponsible that they’d have money problems after those eight years. But thanks for reminding us now.

    • SineWaveII

      I can tell what this really is. She is trying to dust off their original campaign theme from 1992, as if the last twenty-two years never happened. She must really be getting desperate. Something tells me the internal polling isn’t looking as good as we’ve been lead to believe….either that or she thinks this IS 1992.

      • CO2 Producer
        • SineWaveII

          Yep. It’s going to be the republicans running on “hope and change” in ’16.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            She’s running on the First Female Victimhood, ticket, too. Because Barry beat her out of it in 2008.

          • SineWaveII

            No doubt. But I don’t think she’s going to get very far with that.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            We neither.

  • J_W_C_NM

    The Clintons would have had some walking around money if Billy Boy didn’t have to pay Paula Jones $800,000 for overexposure.

  • capisce

    Obama: “At a certain point, you’ve made enough money”
    How many more 200K speeches before Hillary meets the threshhold?

    • Ghee!

      good point.

    • SineWaveII

      Well they are only in the top .5% right now, they need to a least be in the top .25% to stop being “poor”. She reminds me of the CCR song “Fortunate Son” …. “but when the tax man comes to the door, the house looks like a rummage sale”.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Does anyone else here remember which politician it was, years ago, who was reported to have “dropped out of college to go to work to support himself, his widowed mother, and the polo ponies”? I’m sure there’s more than one it could possibly apply to, but I’m really stumped on this one. (And when Guy is stumped, you KNOW it’s gotta be a helluvan obscure reference.)

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Roger’s brother.

  • no_more_deceit

    Jesus Peter Murphy! This may be the only time I ever agreed with Carl Rove, she may have brain damage. What a saNG(k)təˈmōnēəs hag! Cry me a river, witch. Everybody chip in and maybes we can get her a bottle of Ripple.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    You and 0bama (who is worth $7 million) have managed to do this to We The People… http://www.usdebtclock.org And what does America have to show for it??? It looks like you might need to find work with one of those horrible Free Market Capitalist Corps that you despise, that you’ve never worked for.

  • Col Bat Guano

    “We struggled to make ends meet….” Oh boodie-boo-hoo!!! Is she serious?!?!?! “Hilliary, this’ll make the unwashed masses out there relate with you for 2016!” Unbelievable!
    Who is Chris Barnhart? He’s hilarious!

  • Acethepug

    How were they broke, again? Oh, LEGAL bills, right …

    And if, between Hillary’s cattle futures money, the half-million a year the Clintons earned in the White House (with no real expenses since they were on the public’s dime), the speaking fees, etc, they were broke?

    Yeah, that’s pretty much NOT any kind of endorsement to elect her President and put her in charge of the US economy …

  • helpmegetback

    What is happening in that pic of Hillary? It looks like she has a gum ball in each cheek. Yeah and she can stay far away from the federal budget, thank you.

  • nueces

    I was born a poor black first lady but I learned to trade cattle futures and blackmailed a POTUS to make me Secretary of State while I kept a Hamas operative as my secretary and squeeze.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    The constitution prohibits a sitting President getting a pay raise. So it was actually Clinton in 1999 that signed the bill increasing the President’s salary.

    Bill Clinton doubled it from 200 thousand to 400 thousand. But they were poor y’all.

  • jim

    “We struggled to piece together money for houses.” Not we struggled to pay the mortgage on THE house, but we had a hard time paying for our many houses.

    Oh I don’t know, maybe… SELL ONE!

    She is so far out of touch with real life, it’s crazy, like Cher level crazy.

  • David

    I don’t know. If I was trying to pay off two multi-million dollar mortgages and send my daughter to Stanford, Oxford, and Columbia on only $400,000 a year, it would be tight. It had to be tough. Not like trying to pay for electricity in my house that is expected to have a rate increase of up to 6% in the next 5 years, on $28,000/year.

  • Noonespecial

    Odd…Here are two people that both had highly successful careers prior to entering the White House, not to mention some INCREDIBLE luck investing in futures (See Tyson scandal)…and yet they somehow ended up as “dead broke” (I guess “dead broke” in their world means regular mustard instead of Grey Poupon)- and she wants us to trust her with the nation’s finances. Or just wants us to trust her at all. If this arsehat gets The Presidency, we are officially the dumbest nation on earth.

    • drw

      “we are officially the dumbest nation on earth.”
      Hate to burst your bubble but that ship sailed in November 2012.

      • Noonespecial

        I stand corrected. Maybe even in 1992….

      • SineWaveII

        I think it sailed in 1976 with the election of Jimmy Carter. Sailed back in briefly from 1980-88 and then sailed out to never be seen again.

        • drw

          Carter was elected because Nixon was corrupt and Ford was clumsy and appeared inept. It wasn’t long after we had a chance to get a sense of him that his days became numbered. George H.W. had to get along with an opposing majority in both houses and the combined butthurt of the hypocrats having lost three in a row and being proven so wrong by Reagans success. Clinton was/is a womanizing crook but as far as I know he never usurped the Constitution. He knew the limitations of the office and at least played the game, for the most part, according to the rules. His re-election was due to the continued effects of the Reagan era and the fact that the House and Senate, still mostly populated by adults with some sense of country, kept his more outrageous programs in check. George W’s first term was historically unique. The issues he faced both at home and abroad had no precedent and both terms required dealing with Clinton’s legacy and an increasingly hostile congress and electorate. I’m probably in the minority now, but I still believe him to have been among the half-dozen best Presidents in history. His undeniable love of country, respect for our history and tradition, sincerity, and lack of pretense speaks volumes to me. I didn’t agree with him on every issue but, I never questioned his motives. We could argue past presidents pros and cons all day, the fact remains that odrama was re-elected after the country had full knowledge of his narcissism, ineptitude, and blatant contempt for everything American. Everything prior could be passed as mistakes, self corrected, odrama is the first major mistake allowed to continue.

  • drw

    All those skeezy lawyers who wouldn’t donate their time and resources to billary’s defense of all those pesky lawsuits should be ashamed of themselves. What’s this world coming to when the chosen can’t even count on unlimited funds being available for their every whim?

  • Kawfy

    I cannot stand for someone to nod “yeses” to me while I am in the middle of my sentence(s)….It is soooooo freakin presumptuous and rude! I just wanna change it up and say…so you think you’re a [email protected] right?….now that I got that off my chest…first world problems Hill…first world problems!

  • The Masked Avatar

    I can actually relate to Hillery and understand her situation. Then again, I’m also totally insane.

  • Noonespecial

    This is multiples worse than Romney’s 47% slip….and yet, you won’t hear it anywhere but here and on Fox. Isn’t that odd?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      It would be odd if we did hear it somewhere other than Fox or here.

    • Col Bat Guano

      Or Mittens’ “Binders full of women” slip. That was a fav leftian Halloween costume before the ’12 election.

      • SineWaveII

        It wasn’t even a slip it was just leftist stupidity.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Can you imagine? It would be on a 24/hr loop for months if it was a Repub.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Boy, I wish I struggled financially as much as the Clintons did.

    • Pendog

      When a liberal says they are dead broke. they mean they are out of OPM and are forced to spend their own.

      • SineWaveII

        THWACK!! That’s the sound of your comment hitting the bullseye.

  • SineWaveII

    (spinning finger next to temple) She’s …outtahere!!

  • MNWoman

    If she decides to run, this is sound bite gold for any PACs running ads against her

  • Kawfy

    and thank goodness for “extreme coupon-ing” or where would we be??

  • MNWoman

    For my college tuition, I took out loans… And I am still paying them off!

    Perhaps Chelsea could have gone to a more affordable college than Stanford. Crazy thought, huh?

    • Squiddy

      Well, from what I remember of that time, I don’t think Chelsea actually “went” to Stanford; she was way too busy going on boondoggle trips with Hillary, flying Air Force planes around the planet to go shopping.

      Let the Secret Service agent who did all her homework pay the tuition bill …

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    Awww, Hillary had to scrap money for mortgages for her many mansions.
    You know Hillary many Americans can’t afford to buy many houses and most of those that do only have one house and are gratefully fine to have a roof over their heads.

    I guess when Democrats can’t spend other people unlimited taxpayers money. Democrats are at a complete lost to how to budget their own money. But still Hillary and Bill got $ 400,000 dollars for the rest their life, which many American wouldn’t see that kind of money in their lifetime.

    So let me play the smallest play the smallest violin for you Hillary.

    I feel no pity for Hillary.

  • MNWoman

    She has a few choices if she is asked about this comment:

    “I misspoke”

    Or the obligatory “what difference does it make”

    • CHHR

      can also use… “inartful” or better yet… “I was taken out of context”

      • MNWoman

        Or “I don’t recall”.

        The progressive media will let her get away with this without pointing out the fact they could just replay the clip. They will pretend it doesn’t exist.

      • MNWoman

        Or say she was feeling the effects of her concussion when she said it and was confused.

        • Col Bat Guano

          Not very bright of her prattling on about her health issues after that concussion. My theory is she was passing out blitzed and cracked her head on a table on the way down. I can’t blame her really for hitting the bottle being married to Bubba and all, but wouldn’t want that medical history – male or female – in the White House.

        • CHHR

          Oh, I hope she does use the “confused” meme… I could have so much fun with that one!

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen….nobody know’s my sorrow. lol!

    • nueces

      Not to mention she’s had to cover all these years for Chelsea being Webster Hubble’s kid. The poor thing.

  • thedumbblonde

    She’s totally one of the little people.

    • SineWaveII

      Only in terms of her intelligence.

  • Gallatin

    KOCH BROTHERS KOCH BROTHERS KOCH BROTHERS LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL KOCH BROTHERS KOCH BROTHERS!!!!!

    • lesterwink23

      You laugh, but you know they’re responsible for this somehow. Not quite sure how yet, but Harry Reid will figure it out

  • MNWoman

    Hillary, did you consider maybe getting a job after you left the WH?

    And did you not plan ahead as to how you were going to pay for those houses?

    • World B. Free

      Career politicians never get real jobs, they simply live off their name and their connections to other wealthy people.

    • GaryTheBrave

      She did get a job. It’s called Senator.

  • Col Bat Guano

    More Chris Barnhart brilliance:
    “Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow. – Hillary Clinton probably.”

    • MNWoman

      The “Hillary Clinton probably” is hilarious.

      • Col Bat Guano

        I’m sure his lawyer advised him to use that term.

  • mrspinky85

    The ho hush money had me dying..lol

  • Ct_girl

    So they were dirt poor…maybe they should have chose white plains to live in and not chappaqua!!!!!

  • nueces

    Hillary is a walking bad joke. The only joke more in poor taste is the media’s constant pumping her. It’s as bad a joke as Obama thinking his taliban trade would fly. This whole country is a laughing stock. It’s not my country any more. I’m a stranger in a strange land. Given how nuts this entire society has become they probably will put her in the White House. And they will deserve what they get. I’m glad I’m old.

    • Col Bat Guano

      She truly is the poster child for the liberal sense of entitlement. They truly think they deserve wealth and power simply they exist and think good thoughts. It really is bizarre.

  • FaithColeridge33

    Well she did pay half of the settlement for Paula Jones. The woman her husband admitted to harassing. There is that.

  • Name

    unfortunately there isnt a font big enough, “loud” enough, or expressive enough to say just how much bull$h!t she is spewing. Why not say “let them eat cake”? It’s about the same and after all, “what difference does it make”?

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Well, the legion of Obama followers truly believe that he and the Mrs. love the poor and are not elitists despite their lifestyle and bank accounts, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they fell for this one.
    If Oprah can pull the “I’ve been kept down by white privilege” routine, Hillary can pull the “I’ve been kept down by male privilege” card.

  • NixTyranny

    As always, Benghazi Hillary is, “you know,” full of crap.

  • copperpeony

    She makes me vomit.

  • unknown

    Bull to the you-know-what

  • World B. Free

    Yeah…. well, they raised the price of Maker’s Mark, you know.

    As much as she sucks that stuff down, that would put a serious dent in anyone’s budget.

  • FaithColeridge33

    Morally bankrupt I would believe.

  • Dean Bruckner

    Maybe she could have sold the White House china, the silver, and those “W” keys that Bill’s staff removed from the computer keyboards when they stompy-footed out of the American people’s house.

    Here’s a little Bill and Hillary way-back machine for the memory-challenged: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1410651/posts

    Excerpt: “Paul Goldman of the Democratic National Committee said, ‘Mr. Clinton didn’t just take the White House china; he took its soul and flushed it down the toilet.’ ”

    Remember those days when the DNC cared about history, honesty, souls and decorum? Me neither, but they must have existed.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    Poor, rich, Democrat could only afford 2 mansions. That’s the real struggle. /sarc

  • Casca

    Maybe that explains why she stole the White House furniture ?

    • bonnieblue2A

      Clearly she can afford to buy it back from whomever she fenced it to and return it to the American people.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    Hey liberals, this is the next person you morons have chosen to be your President? She is so stupid at handling money she caused herself to go broke. She “lost” $6 billion in State Department money. What kind of idiot would still trust her to run our country?

    • Casca

      Obamavoters ?

  • dev

    oh, Hillary, you poor poor pathetic pauper.

  • Bklynnygirl

    From Ace of Spades HQ:

    Hillary Clinton Book Advance, $8 Million, Is Near Record By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK Published: December 16, 2000.
    Senator-elect Hillary Rodham Clinton agreed last night to sell Simon & Schuster a memoir of her years as first lady, for the near-record advance of about $8 million.

    December 16, 2000 seems to be a bit earlier than January 20th, 2001 which was the date that the Clinton’s “left the White House”.

    She was also making $186,600 as a US Senator.

    Bill was pulling down $200K in pension as an ex-President (that’s just cash and doesn’t include office staff, protection, etc..

    Of course that was just to hold him over until August of 2001 when he signed his book deal which was worth….$10 million.

  • iowatomcat

    NO More Clintons!!! NO more Bushes!! For anything. Anywhere. EVER.

    • bonnieblue2A

      No more Obamas either!

  • model1911

    ‘We struggled’ She is ‘down with the struggle’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBVzR8afMwM

    • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

      Shameless!

      • model1911

        Some folks don’t mind being pandered to, in fact they love it.

        • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

          I could begrudging respect a wink and nod as if to suggest our community puts up with this poser to insure entitlements but it’s inhuman to offer no sign the black community finds her elitist pandering vulgar and belittling.

  • frozeninbemidji

    Insanely out of touch. Wouldn’t it be funny if they were so broke that they actually had to learn a skill outside of politics? I could picture Hillary getting her CDL and going over the road. She certainly wouldn’t look out of place at a truck stop buffet.

  • Steven DePriest

    I just feel so sad that Mr and Mrs Clinton have had such a struggle. (NOT)

    On December 21, 2000, President Bill Clinton signed a bill called the Commodities Futures Modernization Act. This law ensured that derivatives could not be regulated, setting the stage for the financial crisis. Just two months later, on February 5, 2001, Clinton received $125,000 from Morgan Stanley, in the form of a payment for a speech Clinton gave for the company in New York City. A few weeks later, Credit Suisse also hired Clinton for a speech, at a $125,000 speaking fee, also in New York. It turns out, Bill Clinton could make a lot of money, for not very much work.

    Over the course of the next ten years after his Presidency, Clinton brought in roughly $8-10 million a year in speaking fees. In 2004, Clinton got $250,000 from Citigroup and $150,000 from Deutsche Bank. Goldman paid him $300,000 for two speeches, one in Paris. As the bubble peaked, in 2006, Clinton got $150,000 paydays each from Citigroup (twice), Lehman Brothers, the Mortgage Bankers Association, and the National Association of Realtors. In 2007, it was Goldman again, twice, Lehman, Citigroup, and Merrill Lynch.

    And these speaking fees aren’t the only money Clinton got, it’s just the easiest cash to find because of disclosure laws. Apparently, Clinton’s firm apparently had a paid $100k+ a month consulting relationship with MF Global, and Clinton and Tony Blair have teamed up to help hedge funds raise money. His daughter worked for a giant hedge fund and political ally (Avenue Capital). And Clinton has unusual relationships with billionaires and Dubai-based investors.

    Under the Former Presidents Act, previous inhabitants of the Oval Office are given an annual pension equivalent to a Cabinet secretary’s salary — about $200,000 last year, plus $96,000 a year for a small office staff. Taxpayers also pick up the tab for other items like staff benefits, travel, office space and postage.

    Former President Bill Clinton’s 8,300-square-foot Harlem office near the Apollo Theater costs taxpayers nearly $450,000.

    And yet, NO reporter or news anchor bothers to investigate the truth!

  • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

    What an ass!

    I certainly would understand the Clintons incurring an insurmountable load of legal fees thru years of shenanigans leading up to and including during the White House days but to suggest being broke and not being able to make ends meet is a slap in the face of those who have conducted themselves responsibly however are suffering the constraints of limited income.

    The media would have destroyed anyone else suggesting such horse crap.

    Interestingly enough, I bet Clinton and Gore administration parlayed their presidency into more wealth than any other administration in the free world. Hmm?

    • LegalizeShemp

      Remember when Billy BJ said, “We need to reward those who work hard and follow the rules” ?? Liberals don’t do that, they punish those who work hard and follow the rules, while rewarding those who do not work and follow rules when they feel like it.

      • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

        Think it comes down to a matter of trust and liberals just can’t trust the motives of one who legally or ethically earned a fortune. They’ll begrudging exploit heirs or entertainers.

        But one who did come about wealth properly would be treated like an avowed virgin at a fraternity party.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, they were barely scraping by, heck for a few months, Bill only went to toothless hookers just to save money.

  • al hunt

    so she admits she is REALLY bad at managing money.
    anyone that votes for her now is a complete and total moron and should be banned from voting, forever!

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    Hillary sure loves to play a victim, so liberals voters can feel pity for her.

    The “I’m one of you” ploy will fall flat. When Hillary has played the “I’m one of the elite” card for so long.

    No one but the most gullible low inform Hillary voters will go along with her tales of financial woe.

    • LegalizeShemp

      The Democrat true believers swallow anything these two clowns say, that’s the problem

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Yep, but that covers everyone who votes Dem and dead folks who vote Dem, so its in the bag.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Well, to be fair, they are “dead broke” compared to the billionaire liberal Democrats in Hollywood, Silicon Valley and Wall Street who pour hundreds of millions of dollars into Democrat Party coffers. If you hang around with Miss Universe contestants, you naturally think you’re not a very attractive person.

  • R.C.

    47% of voters will believe her.

    • Yeah Buddy

      the check is in the mail.

    • ToyZebra

      Sadly, it’s true. They only have to find a stupid 4%. (Or cheat it.)

  • LegalizeShemp

    “I was broke after I left the White House too, thanks Hillary!” Sincerely, Billy Dale

  • Ed McDowell

    Next she’ll be doing speeches in jive, maybe ebonics with some added rap .bro’s an’ hoes ya’all..

    • bonnieblue2A

      I suspect she will be fluent in Spanish by 2016 and talk about how she worked tirelessly in the Milagros bean fields with Cesar Chavez. Or, how she dodged sniper fire while battling alongside Che’ Guerra and Fidel Castro. She’s probably hired an illegal alien housekeeper to help her learn a faux-Latino accent .

  • BoscoBolt

    So, why didn’t she just sell off some of the furniture and artwork that she and Bill stole from the White House when they moved out? I wonder where she has that stuff warehoused.

  • littleones

    I don’t recall them talking about money problems back then but I do recall them ‘taking’ all kinds of stuff from the White House that was suppposed to remain there….

  • globalcrap

    These O Bogus people are full of B S. They’re worth millions. These low information voters can’t be that stupid, or can they?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Hmm, wonder if the U.S.Treasury is looking for the missing $6 billion dollars from the SoS. . .

    ’tis verrry interesting. . .Do they spy on people in the Executive Branch???

    Source: http://www.bloomberg.com Treasury discloses limits on sharing bank data with spy agencies. . .
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-08/treasury-discloses-limits-on-sharing-bank-data-with-spy-agencies.html

    • globalcrap

      This money filled a lot of O Bogus liberal pockets, and republicans also.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        You bet yours (and ours) sweet posteriors it did, and then some. . .

        We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
        OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
        (Mr. and Mrs.)

  • Susan

    And some people thought Karl Rove was ridiculous to suggest she might have brain damage……..

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      She and WJC live out the Victimhood, just fine, they were kind of upstaged by bho for awhile, yet he still does it, too…

  • Matt Spaeth

    How much did your wealthy father leave you Hillary? You know the one that sent you to Wellesley and Yale. I believe those schools cost about fifty grand a year.

  • RSnyder

    We can’t elect a wealthy or successful conservative to the WH again because they’re labeled by default by the media as greedy capitalist 1%ers. But Hillary can tell this whopper with a straight face and the media says. ‘Okay. Glad we cleared that up.’
    ‘Benghazi?’
    ‘Long time ago; stepping stone to the WH.’
    What a broad.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Exactly!!!!!

      We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
      OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
      (Mr. and Mrs.)

    • H50 ✓RAT

      On the one hand, ya gotta be a little awed by the hutzpah of HC.
      On the other hand, that feeling usually passes pretty quickly and then I go back to wanting to slap the shat out of her tho.

      • RSnyder

        Hutzpah, yeah. I’d like to kick one of her behinds.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          The pantsuits and the girth make it easy to zero in and aim.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Please feel free add to the LLCard List. . .(LL=Lying Lieberals)…

    Bush.Card
    Envy.Card
    V’hood.Card
    Woe.Is.Me.Card
    We.Ain’t.Equal.Yet.Card
    The.Intimidation.Irritation.Card
    You.Owe.Me.Card
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    CPUSA.Card
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    Get.Me.Some.0bama.Stash.Card
    Barry.Bully.Baby.Card
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    When.Will.You.Ever.Be.Happy.Card
    It’s.All.About.Being.About.Me.Card
    The.Fascist.Card
    The.Whats.Good.For.Me.Card
    The.Do.As.I.Say.Card
    The.Cry.Baby.Card
    The.We.Have.A.New.Cemetary.For.Voting.Card
    The.Me.Me.Me.Me.Card
    The.I.Know.Every.Thing.There.Is.To.Know.About.Everything.Card.Because.I.Went.To.The.Know.It.All’s.University.That.Taught.Me.Nothing.Card
    I.Dodged.Sniper-Fire.in.Bosnia.Card

    • ToyZebra

      It’s time to throw away this deck.

    • bonnieblue2A

      I.Dodged.Sniper-Fire.in.Bosnia.Card

  • Yeah Buddy

    True. They were broke and in debt the last minute Clinton was President. The minute AFTER GWB was sworn in, $$millions came pouring in from all around the world. All the legal bills were paid, the estate in NY was purchased, and the grand tour began. They were never ‘broke’ like normal people are. They were top .01% rich broke.

  • Roland Melnick

    Sawyer asks her if most people can relate to earning 5 times the median American ANNUAL income for a single speech. What about asking how Clinton could afford to TURN DOWN one of those big dollar speeches in San Diego just to avoid the Benghazi Moms? I would put up with a few tomatoes hurled at my limousine in return for a cool $250k.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      That’s why you don’t get $250k for a speech. You are not indignant and self-righteous enough.

    • bonnieblue2A

      BOOM!

  • derfelcadarn

    With homes worth less than 10 million Hillary likely qualifies for food stamps in Obama America.

  • ToyZebra

    I hated to watch this video, but I wanted to see if she switched to her poor southern accent.

    • Yeah Buddy

      You’d think she would be using her vast ebonics training.

  • Yeah Buddy

    Hillary will write a ‘book’, a few hundred thousand copies will be printed, and millions of them will be sold. That’s the way you give mass sums to a politician. ‘Buy’ thousands of copies of their ‘book’.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Then the State Department can buy/give them away to dignitaries as booby prizes, ’cause enough countries dont hate us now.

  • bonnieblue2A

    The top 1% of the 1%ers has a different measure of “flat broke” than most Americans.

    Should we feel sorry that the defense for the impeached POTUS and serial rapist Bill Clinton drained their savings?

    Hey Hillary, did you sell the antique national treasures in furniture pieces, silver, and fine china you stole on your move out of the White House in order to afford those multi-million dollar houses; or, will you be returning those to the American people now that you are only moderately broke with a net worth of well over $100 million?

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Is it wrong that this thread and her interview video made me laugh so hard that I almost had an accident?
    When your so broke you cant put food on the table or they turn off your utilities Hill, call me. Ill give ya some pointers on coupons. Until then……..well you know what you can do with yourself dear.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      And the jack4ss she road into DC on and with. . .;’)

      • H50 ✓RAT

        You mean the mule or her husband?

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Lips are zipped!!
          ;’)

  • Bustin Cheeto’s Everywhere!

    Omg!! Just when you thought Hillary couldn’t act any more snobbish and elite….she whacks us all upside the head again!

  • E Quilibrate

    Don’cha just gotta feel sorry for someone ‘dead broke’ making $490,000
    year for the rest of their lives? Good Lord all Friday, what’s wrong with a
    person who tries to peddle that story?

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      They make a lot more that that.

      • bonnieblue2A

        Correct, but; that is their minimum guaranteed pension courtesy the US taxpayers + lifetime personal security services and healthcare.

      • E Quilibrate

        Federal retirement income was the only thing I counted.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Nope cant say that I do. Nope, nope, nope.

      PS. I know you were being sarcastic, but even the snark in me cant pretend to have any sympathy for the carpetbagger.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Remember, rich liberals have to pretend they lifted themselves up by their bootstraps and are down with the little guy, because that insulates them from the vitriolic attacks on “rich whitey” by their left wing buddies.

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    “We’s no ways broke.”

  • LegalizeShemp

    Hey take it easy on these liberals, they have it tough, I mean, sometimes they sit down to dinner and their personal chef forgets to chill the salad forks. Who can survive the struggles these people have to put up with?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Nobody knows the trouble Ive seen,
      Nobody knows my sorrows…….

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Beyond repulsive and vulgar.

        We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness(Mr. and Mrs.)

  • spaceycakes

    well, obviously she meant to say ‘my brain is broken, but so’s all the idiots that vote for me’

  • mrs_oerebts

    This reminds me of the old National Lampoon bit with Patty Hearst raising money for the SLA. “I found out that some people only had one house, and no horses, and their lives are really icky.”

  • Ironside

    If I had mortgages on houses worth a combined $12.3M I’d struggle too.

  • Susan

    Iowahawkblog is killing this topic on twitter! #HillaryIsSoPoor I’m crying laughing at his tweets!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      If you can share some of them, we aren’t twitter users. Tks!

      We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
      OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
      (Mr. and Mrs.)

      • Susan

        #HillaryIsSoPoor she used food stamps to buy store brand mac & cheese for White House state dinners.

        #HillaryIsSoPoor she holds a “WILL GOVERN FOR FOOD” sign on a sidewalk blanket outside Goldman Sachs HQ

        #HillaryIsSoPoor she collects speaking fees at the freeway off-ramp.

        #HillaryIsSoPoor She registered Chelsea’s baby shower at Family Dollar.

        #HillaryIsSoPoor she hires her ghost writers from the Home Depot day labor shelter.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Going to fall off our stools. literallllllly laughing so hard……..we can’t say stop…… because we asked you for this….ohhhhhhhhhhhhh .teeeeehhhhhheeeehhheeeeee! Hysterical!!!

      • Susan

        David Burge @iowahawkblog · 2h
        #HillaryIsSoPoor this is her campaign song http://youtu.be/kJY83Ehuq1Y

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          NOW… We are laughing and crying….For sure you realllllllly did mean what you said….!!! Woohoo!!!! teeheehee!

          We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
          OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
          (Mr. and Mrs.)

      • Susan

        #HillaryIsSoPoor all the mean rich senator girls made fun of her pantsuit patches behind her back.

        #HillaryIsSoPoor she just faked the concussion so she could get on SSDI.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Thank you Susan….LOL!!! You go Lady!!!

          ;’)

          We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
          OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
          (Mr. and Mrs.)

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Fill in the blank: Hillary was so ‘po…
      She had to go to the private school on the wrong side of the tracks.
      She had to have off-brand caviar at her cotillion.
      Her first pantsuit was bought off Macy’s clearance rack, not custom.
      She had to bathe in actual tap water as a child instead of Perrier.
      The limo she rode to school only had FM radio.
      She was born with a stainless steel spoon in her mouth.

  • Bill Phillips

    Let’s help Hillary out by making sure she NEVER has to go through those struggles after “leaving The White House” again….by insuring she never is elected as POTUS!
    We wouldn’t want the poor thing to suffer the same fate twice! Besides IF …heaven forbid Hilary were to become POTUS …that would mean that the two of them would be collecting the paltry sum of $800,000 ($400,000 X 2) per year from the US Taxpayers to have to scrape by on! They might have to sell one of their multi-million dollar homes just to pay for the caviar & Bill’s cigars!

  • gold7406

    navin johnson’s sister.

    • Ruth

      I always upvote “The Jerk” references.

  • Bill Phillips

    Hey Hill…what was the name of that community college in NY State that you were forced to send Chelsea too because you couldn’t afford one of those high highfalutin Ivy League Colleges?

    Oh wait …it wasn’t a community college in NY after all? It was Oxford, you say?

  • Bill Phillips

    Well …I feel so bad for her that I’ve decided to vote for her in 2016 for POTUS! Maybe once she leaves ‘The White House’ ….the tax payer’s $400,000/year she’ll collect for the rest of her life …added to the $400,000 Bill is collecting will keep them from having to eat dog food just to keep from starving to death!

  • Bill Phillips

    And this Pathetic excuse for a human …ladies and gentlemen …is what radical feminists & the willfully ignorant will run to the voting booths to elect as POTUS in 2016 if she’s on the ballot!

  • Bill Phillips

    Simply UNBELIEVABLE HUBRIS!

  • khshathrapan

    I believe the woman on the left in the picture of Bill Clinton with three women is Bethany Hamilton and she is no bimbo. Google and see.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    And low info voters will even bother to ask themselves, “Should I really be voting for a person who had almost $10M in legal fees to defend all the dirty crap she and her husband have been a part of?”

  • Right4 Rebel

    Aw gee, I feel so bad for Hill.
    Must be sad to be her.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Sorry. My give-a-d*mn’s busted.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

    “Loathsome” is an inadequate word to describe her maudlin affectations.

  • andyt23

    at least she and Bill had love…

    • Michelle ✓classified

      BwhahaHAHAHAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHA. Winner!

    • Ruth

      But with whom?

  • Jason Harris

    She actually thinks shes a rock star celebrity, rather than a “servant” for the people.

  • samiannie

    I bet she did struggle. Both of the Clintons lived off taxpayers all their life. How shocking it must be paying your own bills at 65y/o. Now the old hag wants to go back to the WH for more. Will those pigs ever go away?

  • MarciaJ

    I feel her pain … NOT!

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Poor Bat!

  • Ron Taylor

    so poor they they had to share a bedroom!

  • FirstBoot

    Yet she had enough money to “freshen” her face.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    So broke, she couldn’t afford a conscience!

    • drw

      Perfect!

  • Ed McDowell

    But “white privilege ” saw them through. How did it let them get sooo low?

  • Matthew Del Rossi

    Those poor people. I mean how many of you could make it on $33,333 per month ($400,000) a year? I mean a meager $8 million book deal. Shame on ya’ll.

  • Alexis Bannister

    Since a free country provides only the opportunities, risks, and uncertainties associated with developing one’s talents, it naturally puts people under pressure that is often disliked.

  • UnalienableRight

    I’m guessing we almost forgot the Hillary made a fortune in commodities trading with the help of Mr Tyson before she and Bill went to the White House – what happened to that loot? Broke before and broke when they left – what difference does it make – they’re still broke – broke in so many ways other than money.

  • terribleorv

    Those are some of the funniest tweets ever. This woman could make a fortune as a comic and not realize what she’s being paid for.