OK, kids. Grab your hankies, because this may be the saddest thing you’ve ever heard:

Oh, the humanity!

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/476008132099862528

It’s real, all right:

Poor Hillary … literally!

She and Bill were hurtin’, y’all.

No kidding.

They had to make sacrifices:

It’s all very sad.

https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476006444987215873
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https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476008897220595712
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/476010095944286208

Hasn’t Hillary suffered enough? Isn’t there something we can do to help her?

Or, we could just elect them president and give them a White House to live in. In Hillary’s case, with the proper resources and lots and lots of rooms, we’re sure she’ll manage to get back on her feet — and help all Americans in the process.

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