The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:
Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:
And this one:
Ooo! And this:
Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?
That’s right. It gets better:
Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!
But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:
Glorious. Just glorious.
You never know when you might need a stray pinky:
Might as well make your kids useful, right?