It’s all good, yo. Reinforcements have arrived at the White House:

Too bad he’s not ‘N Sync (see what we did there?) with the right URL:

Yeah, but …

We wouldn’t be surprised.

Hey, it happens.

He’s probably lost in Lance’s eyes, too. And who could blame him? Maybe Lance can use those dreamy eyes of his to get everything on the right track again. Or at least help us forget we’re in this mess:

Nah. We’re just as screwed as ever.

Way to get taken seriously, White House.

That’s a bummer.

So, what’s next?

That’s hot.



Apparently. The tweet’s been deleted:

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Bass has replaced his earlier tweet with this very special message:

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Via TwitLonger:

“Grow up people! A handful of private citizens were invited to talk about Health Care. I have questions just like you- and I brought in several that my fans have brought up. I’m not writing any laws here. Don’t hate because I’m trying to get educated. And I friggin messed up the website! Ugh. It’s !! RT @sheadizzle: When you are enlisting the help of @LanceBass for your healthcare program it might be a terrible program.”

Also, “brain fart”:


‘Charities’ on the brain? Check out Lance Bass’ excuse for O-care website flub



Another message from Bass:

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Via Twitlonger:

. @michellemalkin Have you ever heard my views on HCR? Didn’t think so- I only advocate for my listeners to educate themselves about it and many other things. I’m a talk show host. I try to see both sides and see how I can bring people together. You probably didn’t know Dance Moms was my fav show either! See, we ARE similar!

That’s nice. Here’s another guy’s take:

Yeah, not so much.

Here’s Malkin’s response:

That’s good advice, Lance. Take it.



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  • kennyraisin

    So Obama has it Bass Ackwards as usual.

    • WHMay

      I see your two references there, sir.

    • conservativechick

      Neither of them need to know the website. Why would they bother with that second rate care? They have enough money to BUY the best health care available!

  • Jess

    So is this “celebrity” endorsement supposed to make me run out and get Obamacare? Because it all it made me do is snicker incredulously.

    • Steven Sweeney

      Now if we could just get Marky mark to help out with Russia..

  • Conservative First

    I seem to remember the Media(tm) lambasting John McCain for calling President Obama the “Rockstar Candidate”

    === From CNN

    “He’s the biggest celebrity in the world,” says Senator John McCain’s recent ad. The ad called “Celeb” interlaces images of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Senator Barack Obama. It’s trying to question if Obama’s “rock star” status compromises his ability to lead the country. “But is he ready to lead?” the ad asks. It goes on to say Obama will raise taxes and depend on foreign oil.

    Looks like McCain was right on this one.

  • Oeberon

    Lance Bass has since deleted his ridiculous tweet!

  • John

    His suit costs less than one year’s premiums on the website.

  • Kickass Conservative

    Watch out, Reggie! You gots competition!

  • DevilDog Ding

    Who’s Lance Bass?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Remember that motion activated singing bass fish on a plaque that you hung on the wall?

      • DevilDog Ding

        Like the one that reminded Tony Soprano of Big Pussy? That’s him?

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Sorry, not a Sopranos fan, so I dont get the reference.

          • DevilDog Ding

            Big Pussy was Tony’s lifelong pal, but Tony clipped him and dumped him in the ocean after he found out BP had flipped on him. In a fever dream, Tony hallucinates (skip to 1:20):


          • H50 ✓RAT

            Okie dokie!

    • SpiffyMclure

      You should learn The Google.

      • DevilDog Ding

        You should learn the sense of humor.

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        Why don’t you trying Googling “Alex Sink Obamacare”?

        • SpiffyMclure

          Why would I do that?

          • DevilDog Ding

            It’s something for you to do while Sponge Bob Squarepants is in commercial break.

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      A guy who was famous in the 90’s for being part of the band that launched Justin Timberlake’s solo career

      • DevilDog Ding

        A never-was nobody?

        • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

          I couldn’t remember which boy band he was from until I googled him.

          • DevilDog Ding

            And now he’s an Obama healthcare advisor? The country is in the very best of hands.

          • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

            The Democrats don’t know what they are doing, so I guess they figure maybe celebrities will.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            “And now he’s an Obama healthcare advisor? The country is in the very best of hands.”

            Well, this ain’t your father’s gravitas.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Son of Ernest T. Bass?

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        I don’t care who you are, that right there is funny.

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          Thanks… I suppose I saw a likeness. 😉

  • Steve__Jacobson

    He didn’t make enough money in the 90’s to afford a suit that fits?

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    This is a health care expert? Was the local witchdoctor unavailable?

  • carmenta

    aw, guys, he’s just trying to get him some of that Haavad educated Constitutional law stuff…I have questions; can I get an audience with the Commie-in-Chief? I want to be educated too; where’s my ticket to the Spite House?

  • grais

    Yes, dealing with too many charities can make a ‘private person’s’ brain fart when they’re shilling sh*t for Obama. Happens alla time! Or something.
    I wanna know who else will get the special summons…so I can become a ‘fan’…and get him to take my ‘private person’s’ lengthy b*tch about Obamacare straight to the god.

    • captaingrumpy

      If he was dealing with Charities , it wouldn’t be with HIS money.

  • carmenta

    Is there a Super Secret School for these Snappy Suited Suck-ups? Second example this week that looks like they got dressed in the dark at Barnum and Baileys Menswear!

    • H50 ✓RAT

      When did garish plaids and checks come back into style in menswear? I feel so hopelessly out of the loop.

      • carmenta

        It’ll be hoop skirts and parasols next – oh my!

        • H50 ✓RAT

          For the fellas? This should be fun!

          • carmenta

            Lance looks like the nice kind of fella who’d enjoy a corset /

          • H50 ✓RAT

            What makes you think he doesnt already? Black lace looks good on everyone!

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            “Black lace looks good on everyone!”

            *shudders at the thought*

          • carmenta


      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        Ricky Martin would never have worn that gaudy outfit to the W.H.
        He must be too busy to make time for a confab with the most popular boy at the United High School of America.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Wow, that was a glorious hissy fit Lance! Bravo!
    Maybe, just maybe you should be clearer in your tweets so you dont get any back lash next time. Just a thought.
    In all fairness to Sir Lancealot there, its hard to tweet concise thoughts during a squeefest over having your and your fans questions answered personally by President Liesalot in the WH.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      …”its hard to tweet concise thoughts during a squeefest over having your
      and your fans questions answered personally by President Liesalot in the

      Heh… Being a member of the Olde Farte generation, I had to source the Urban Dictionary in order to look up Squeee and FAP yesterday.

      Damned if those two terms don’t sum up the general behavior of the people who worship at the alter of The Won.

  • Cy

    Elsewhere, Clay Aiken is pissed that Lance Bass made it to the White House before him.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Maybe they could arrange a 3-way…meeting about ACA.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Government is a charity? Since when?

    “Brain fart!! It’s !
    I’ve been dealing w too many charities lately!” – Lance Bass

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Is that a picture of a Pee Wee Herman impersonator?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “Today’s secret word is: HEALTHCARE.”
      “That’s right! We scream when we hear the secret word! Ha-ha!”
      “No, I’m screaming because I just found out how much more expensive my premiums are now.”

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    They have put more effort into getting celebrities to shill for Obamacare than they did writing it and implementing it.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Admittedly, not the highest bar ever set.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    The best tweets on the subject

  • jukin

    2009, the USA officially entered into Idiotoracy. When everyone is telling you how smart a certain affirmative action individual that has pretty much zero real world accomplishments is, he isn’t. You can take that to the bank.

    OAN, remember when GWB called in a washed up C list celebrity to fix up Iraq?

    Yeah that’s because he was so dumb.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to sink lower than “Unfunny Galifianakis Interview.”

  • in_awe

    Milli Vanilli is scheduled for tomorrow. But they will be tutoring members of the administration on more “Girl You Know Its True” Obamacare talking points..

    • LegalizeShemp

      Hope their CD doesn’t skip while they’re lip synching

  • James Neal

    I wonder if Reggie Love is worried….

  • lainer51

    Aw, bless his heart. He is involved in sooooo many charities he has turned stupid.

  • interestedobserver2

    “Too many charities?” So Obamacare is now a charity? Wonder how that affects my taxes? Can I deduct my healthcare premiums/deductibiles/IRS fine as a contribution to charity now?

    • FirstBoot

      Good question. How can we ever expect to get a face-to-face with BoBo when common folk like Lance Bass are taking up his precious time golf time with their questions!

  • waterytart

    Noticed the brain fart selfie cut out the only real man in the picture.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “I hope Obamacare covers STDs!” Sincerely, Lance’s Ass

  • radicallyalyssa

    I don’t think any amount of liberalness will make me dislike Lance Bass.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Thanks for sharing!

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Hey lay off Hanson!” Sincerely, Wilson Philips

  • RanierWest

    #BanBassy lance bassy

  • anjullyn

    This WH has now gone into the realm of Roald Dahl’s brain.

  • FaithColeridge33

    She’s getting kind of hippy.

  • Zach Smith

    What’s there to talk about? Obamacare is the law of the land. The socialist agenda is on track and we’re not going back.

  • RedSoloCup

    Pajama Boy #2?

  • keyboard jockey

    What exactly does Lance Bass do for a living?

  • RalphTheCat

    This picture had to be taken when he left the building.
    Upon entry to the building the secret service would have removed the broomstick which has now been re-inserted so that he can have great posture.
    But he doesn’t have anything else.

  • Ironside

    I’m holding off until I hear what the Asian girl from Soul Train tells me what to do.

  • “Rev Jim Jones”

    I’m concern about the President’s mental state. He’s really acting peculiar under the stress and that can’t be good. This and especially the Between the Two Ferns skit illustrate behavior that has no end to what one will do to reverse their fortune. On the surface it appears to be a relaxed comedy but just under the surface it’s a man who won’t hesitate to squander the dignity of the Presidency in pursuit of a personal success. Seems he’s willing to do just about anything other than correct the flaws of his administration.

    I can’t image who is advising him at this point but they’re either complicit or impotent.

  • Conservative Pitbull

    What is he doing coming out the “back door”. Poor Marine in the background doesn’t look too happy.

  • yourmamatoo

    Low info Obama voter, supporter.
    Nothing new here.

  • pajamakat

    Why is Lance Bass(tard)’s suit two sizes too small ???

    • bicentennialguy

      To show off the ASSets – it was his chance to cruise the White House.

  • captaingrumpy

    Wasn’t Bieber available ????

  • SideshowJon36

    I take it Mr. Bass got his MD or a Masters in Insurance Management in his time out of the limelight?