Earlier today, Secretary of State John Kerry warned Russia that intervening in Ukraine would be “a very grave mistake.” This afternoon, fellow clown Jay Carney doubled down on the paper tiger diplomacy:

So what does that mean, exactly?

What about this, Jay? Does this count?

EARTH TO JAY! Is there not even one person at the White House who’s paying attention to anything that’s going on?


Who the hell is in charge here? Oh:

So very dead.



‘That’ll teach them’: Jay Carney says White House is ‘appalled’ by deadly violence in Kiev [pics, video]

‘Big bad mom jeans’: President Obama issues stunningly pathetic warning to Ukraine

‘WOW!’ Garry Kasparov shreds Obama and his ‘red lines’ as bloodbath continues in Ukraine [pics]

‘Little too late, guys’: WH finally ‘outraged’ over ‘images’ of Ukraine violence

‘Consequences’? Fred Thompson zings Obama’s Ukraine line

‘My God, we suck’: John ‘Sheriff Nuance’ Kerry transmits another pathetic warning to Vladimir

‘Don’t you have REAL things to do?’ As Russia/Ukraine simmer, Obama and Biden make ‘Let’s Move’ video

  • Informed&Concerned

    Now that POTUS admitted to school children yesterday about getting high . . . we finally have an answer to the LINE question

  • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

    People often misspell “tuh” as “to” when trying to quote the clean, articulate young swivelhead, I’ve noticed.

    • grais

      That’s bugged me for 5 years now.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Well the WH has NBC on and it is delayed so Barack didn’t know.


  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    When you keep drawing those red lines in concentric circles . . . it’s called a target!

  • tom

    Soon Russia will find themselves on “Double Secret Probation.”

    • alex

      The punishment will be ” No olive in your Martini” next G8 meeting cocktail.

      • Fairfax51

        Or send the WH phone bill for long distance calls to Russia as a consequence for making BHO call Putin in re Ukraine.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    So, we’ve gone from “red line” to “intervention line?” Ah, so Obama has succeeded in making lines post-racial. Excellent. Give him another Nobel Prize.

    • Fairfax51

      About time this Prez’s lines are vertical instead of horizontal, made out of iron & he is enclosed in them.

  • kentercat

    I guess Obama was right about one thing – the president would have more flexibility after the election. He just wasn’t talking about himself.
    Russian expansion – From red lines to blurred lines to bread lines.
    And is anyone else noticing that their justification for intervention is identical to Hitler’s when he invaded Czechoslovakia?

    • grais

      All this talk from them about lines…I’m starting to think there’s lots of coke in the WH.

  • walterc

    Come on Carney, you can do better than that, triple dog dare Putin to cross the line. A triple dog dare will get his attention.

    What a maroon.

  • carmenta

    I sure hope the Joint Chiefs have some idea of what an intervention lines is and what constitutes having crossed it. I’d have thought Carney the Clown could give some indication of what that entails. Meanwhile, Barry and Joe go all Jane Fonda on us, running around in dress shoes and ties …God help us! God help us all.

  • mickeyco

    Every day of this administration, it becomes harder to remember hatred is a bad thing and we Christians don’t entertain it. Today may be the day that I cross over my particular line on that.

    • David

      I agree

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

        [channeling Vladimir Putin]

        It is NOW, comrade!

  • DG

    That Putin character sure has a lot of balls………..

    most of them belong to the White House.

  • HARP2

    Russia Seeks Access to Bases in Eight Countries for Its Ships and Bombers –


    Hell of a job Barry.

    • David

      Is San Francisco on that list?

      • Fairfax51

        I remember SF as trying to not allow a military museum to dock there and declaring itself a ‘military free zone’…we should keep that in mind if San Francisco IS on that list & keep it a ‘military free zone’!!!!

  • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

    Dear Leader makes Jimmy Carter look like Rooster Cogburn.

    • bluewaternavy

      What’s frightening is that you’re right..

    • Fairfax51

      And makes Putin look like “the Joker”….but we have no Batman.

  • http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/ LibertyAtStake

    If Obama and Kerry aren’t careful, Putin will lose his patience and release everything Snowden has on them.

  • Jack Deth

    Question for Mr. Carney:

    Wasn’t the White House “watching closely” as Benghazi burned to ground?

    And we all know how well that turned out!

  • jfitzy55

    The line is the international date line, which as you’ll note hasn’t been crossed yet by the Russians as it pertains to the Ukrainian situation.

    And, why do I think that the picture of Pres. Obama and VP Biden will be used to show how quickly they are getting to the situation room.

    A hint for the administration. If you are not going to take action (which is a fine choice), just shut up and say nothing.

    • en600

      Excellent advice – just shut up and say nothing. Quit making us a laughing stock to the rest of the world.

    • David

      Good advice

  • arttie

    Obama only knows what to warn the Russians not to do after he sees it reported on the news.

  • karmafordems

    Excellent example of leading from behind

  • ConservativeTexan

    Putin better watch out or the IRS will be knocking on his door!

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      Nah, they’re too busy targeting Conservatives for daring to be Pro-American and Anti-Socialism.

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        “Nah, they’re too busy targeting Conservatives for daring to be Pro-American and Anti-Socialism.”

        Conservatives, Veterans of the U.S. Military, Constitutionalists, Entrepreneurs, Christians, Taxpayers, and otherwise law abiding citizens…

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “Putin better watch out or the IRS will be knocking on his door!”

      Doubtful. Putin knowing his adversary, will promote any functionary so silly as to knock on his door to a position in the Mud Brick Manufacturing Bureau.

  • AmericanMom

    Did Putin just call Obama’s bluff and cross the red line?

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “Did Putin just call Obama’s bluff“…

      Assigned market value and appraised its cost/benefit is more likely…

  • AmericanLass

    Lines and Watching are now strategies in with issues of Foreign Affairs ? Is that a move “Forward” or backward from “talking”.

  • Hotlanta Mike
    • Thale Taxurfeet

      The Minister of Silly Talks…

      • David


  • Frustrated Teacher

    Someone turn Obama’s TV on so he can see what is going on in the world….and what a failure he and idiot Kerry are as diplomats.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Obama to make statement on Ukraine at 4:45

    Turn on your TV. We’re about to find out what an “intervention line” is and how you cross it.


  • Hotlanta Mike

    Published on Oct 22, 2012

    President Obama criticized Mitt Romney’s inconsistent statements about foreign policy concerning Russia, Iraq and Afghanistan.


  • Thale Taxurfeet

    As per POTUS speech on Ukraine,

    “Human beings have a universal right to determine their own future”

    But not freely choose their own health insurance? Or not.

    Oh wait, his lips were moving again.
    Never mind…

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Now I REALLY miss RONALD REAGAN!! If he were President, he wouldn’t take any $#!+ from ANY FOREIGN LEADER! But Alas, we’re still stuck with 0B0Z0… Jawamax 8<{D}

    • David

      “Mr. Putin – Rebuild That Wall”

  • Bill Phillips

    Obama to Putin: “Let me make this very clear. You can keep your intervention line if you like your intervention line!”

  • David

    obama’s pal Vlad Putin called an emergency meeting to discuss the latest saber rattling from the obama white house. Drinks were ordered, followed by giggling and later uproarious laughter. The meeting was adjourned.

  • Bill Phillips

    I titled this ….’Running Scared’

  • twistedgenius

    This would be so funny if it wasn’t true.. Like a skit or something from Saturday night live. “Don’t do that! Oh he already done that. Well draw a red line! Lets move that line. Lets blame someone else.”
    But alas we are stuck with President Sissy Pants.

  • sisuenterprises

    Lines,lines everywhere are lines. Do this don’t do that, don’t you dare cross the lines


    Worst President Ever.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Careful Putin, Obama might go from “concerned” to “outraged”.

  • Ronald Green

    Truth is, we really couldn’t do much of anything now anyway. This administration has reduced the military to a point that it can barely sustain itself in Afghanistan. Between this administration and the last one, our armored forces have been reduced to a small Corp and we would need lots of tanks to take on the Russians, a lot more than 2 divisions worth; because that idiot Rumsfeld said we’d never have to oppose a first world Nation again. Hell, we probably couldn’t do the Iraqis again with what we have left. Yep all we need is counter insurgency and light infantry forces. These idiots have cripples us and made us a laughing stock on the world stage.

  • vdetillion

    Well we know what will happen when Putin invades Ukraine odumbo will run like a coward dog he really is with his tail between his legs. Go figure.

  • RD

    Talk about getting slapped and having your lunch money taken!!! Putin has not one ounce of fear for this administration. The former Cold War KGB agent is schooling the community organizer. Sadly though……this is some serious stuff and I am reasonably certain that we don’t have people at the helm that have the experience or the stones to stand up to Putin….he’s already seen what happens when you cross that red line……nothing.

    • lcky9

      pretty much what I said.. it would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.. HECK Putin would try to come here except the citizens are well armed..

  • Conservative First

    Don’t worry..after the election President Obama will have more flexibility….

  • JustLikeAnimals

    I guess the weak-a$$, whiny [email protected] in OUR White House didn’t watch the news today.

  • Lafango

    Obama is gonna be real mad if Russia moves even 1 foot inside Ukraine.
    His Syria Red-line is now moved to Ukraine!
    Putin must be shaking in his boots now!

    A HUGE challenge for MSNBC now.
    How do they level RACISM charges against Putin for defying a BLACK US President?

  • Cliff Chism

    Upon hearing Obama’s warning, Putin took immediate action and had a cup of hot cocoa before retiring for a much needed peaceful night’s sleep. He needed the rest. He has a lot of invading to do, tomorrow.

  • http://rueuhy.com/ Russthecurious

    Flotus sees Potus curled up on the floor. Flotus – “Why are crying Barry?” Potus – “Putin does whatever he wants. He acts like he owns his own country or something.” Flotus – “Why don’t you and Joe go for a nice run through the white house. You know you always feel better afterwards.” Potus – “Let me be clear on this Michelle. There will not be any video cameras recording it, will there? That’s where I have to draw the line.” Flotus – “Oh Barry. You and your lines. You and I both know how serious you are. Now get up off that floor and move that big butt of yours. Go on.”

  • Berean

    Do you suppose that whatever Putin was drinking in came out of his nose when he heard BHO, Kerry and Carney?

  • in_awe

    Remember when Baghdad Bob was announcing that there were no American tanks in Baghdad – just as they were running up and down the streets of the Iraq’s capital?

    And didn’t the White House create a new clarifying explanation? It seems that the landing of Russian troops in Crimea were “uncontested arrivals”. So, it wasn’t an “invasion” after all. Everyone just sit down and shut up or find a party to attend.

  • MLCross

    Has Obama changed his calculus yet? That’s when you know the $hit’s going to go down. Yeah, Putin doesn’t want any part of Obama’s changed calculus, you can tell.

  • redbirddeb

    What color is this new “intervention line”? Lavender?

  • Conservative Pitbull

    Wish we could vote all over again. Romney would be president.

  • lcky9

    LOL.. you don’t understand JAY has to wait till he reads what’s going on DRUDGE.. FOX.. AND most likely the BLAZE.. Could be they are waiting for their backer SOROS to put down his bet on when Russia takes over the Ukraine before they draw that line.. after all you get paid more if your the closest to the right time..

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    These are the only lines Preezy Steezy Choom Daddy cares about:


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  • coneil5150