Piers may be down, but he’s not out. At least he seems to have deluded himself into thinking he’s not out:

Reality would beg to differ, pal.




Awww … now what fun would that be?




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Harry Shearer puts Piers Morgan’s ‘imprisoned by news cycle’ quote into sporty perspective

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  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    He would say that he’s taking his ball and going home . . . but it’s not his ball . . . and no one wants him at home.

    • Brown Bear Mike

      He has to *have* a ball first, before he can take it home.

  • karmafordems

    Get off my lawn, MUSKET

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Musket:

    NO ONE CARES!!!!

  • JeffWRidge

    As he was writing that tweet he stood with his fist clinched, impotently shaking it at the sky.

    • R_Stephan

      “Damn you Jim Porter! Damn Youuuuuu!”

  • Informed&Concerned

    Come to Detroit, Piers . . .

    VIA @wxyzdetroit In one week, three different homeowners used guns to defend against intruders: http://bit.ly/1bAItrd

  • BoscoBolt


  • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

    Dear Mr. Morgan,

    You’re about as tough as a puppy. If someone turns on the vacuum cleaner, I bet you’ll runaway.


    The 2nd Amendment

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil


      Please don’t be so harsh towards puppies that are scared of vacuum cleaners and other loud machines. Even we think Musket is a wimp.


      Frightened Puppies of America

      • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

        Dear Frightened Puppies of America,

        Apologies for a thoughtless comparison. If it makes you feel any better, unlike Mr. Morgan, I’ve never had a puppy that was afraid of guns. Of course, I’ve only owned bird dogs, but I can’t imagine other puppies would cower at the sight and sound of self-defense.



        • WisconsinPatriot

          Now, you could make this all go away……..just make a donation to “The Rainbow Puppy Coalition”.

          • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

            That will never happen, but I will make a donation to “The Coalition of Puppies That Grow Up to be Real Dogs”.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        awwww…. puppies….

        If such a thing as the anti-puppy existed, it’d be that raging Limey shitheel Morgan..




        go home Musket boy… your powder’s wet, your breeches full of a pants load, and yer nose running.. go home..

        you lost.. and the NRA wasn’t even in the schoolyard,.. you beat yer self up.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Morgan: “Bring me my brown pants!”

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            This comment had me convulsing with laughter to the point that the Missus has finally initiated commitment papers on me. I’d hoped I’d make it to a FEMA camp, but it looks like the Whitejacket Inn for me now.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        YEAH……What he said! (ruff)

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Piers [shaking fist]: If only you knew the POWER of the Dumb Side…

    I think the term “fart in a skillet” adequately describes Musket Morgan’s threat level…

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Or “fart in a whirlwind.”

    • GsGirl

      We have a saying in my family for a person who runs around yelling, but is making no sense. We say they are ‘jumping around like a fart in a hot skillet’. We also call them ‘fart-weasels’.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “I’m not done with you yet.”

    Funny– that’s what the Crown Prosecution Service has been telling him, too…witness his recent “questioning under caution.” He lied before the Leveson Inquiry but they couldn’t prove it, not then, at any rate– but that didn’t stop Judge Leveson from implying that he knew who the liars were, and that it would all come out later (Leveson was barred by the rules set up for his hearings from making criminal referrals himself).

    • SameJerkDifferentName

      “I’m not done with you yet.”
      No, but we are with you. Have been for some three years or so.

  • Texan357

    Piers Morgan is like a chihuahua. Yap and growl constantly though it may, no other creature takes it seriously – and rightly so. A five-pound creature with “little man’s syndrome” in a world of 200# heavyweights deserves to be ignored.

  • Wart

    Oh crap NRA watch out! A never been who lost his show is out to get you.

  • junkbondtrader41

    Let’s compare NRA membership the day Morgan first uttered their name in criticism and the numbers today.

    They’re probably rooting for him to keep talking.

  • Orpheus75

    I’m thinking of that video, with the dog barking at the top of the stairs, until the cat comes up after it. To which it runs off yipping and peeing all the way to a corner. Piers, you are that dog.

  • wyatt81

    Sputtering, squirming, red faced Musket needs a diaper change and a nap.

  • V the K

    Watch out, NRA, Piers Morgan is going to end you like he ended Megyn Kelly.

  • Brett the Brit

    He really is a one trick pony.

  • CobraJet428

    Yeah yeah we know… STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW.
    Bugger off, pooftah.

  • Rabid

    He makes a brave noise…

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Gun Control is not the issue.

    Crazy, violent people with no morals, conscience or empathy is.

    Jack the Ripper didn’t use an AR/15. Neither did Himmler. Spanish Conquistadors did not. Comanche Indians did not. Caligula did not. Genghis Khan did not.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Piers Morgan ✔ @piersmorgan
    I wouldn’t get too excited @NRA – I’m not done with you yet. #GunControlNow

    Shorter Piers…… ” Come back, I’ll bite your legs off!! ”

    • swg

      what’s next? The Comfy Chair?

      • SameJerkDifferentName

        I’d rather see him in the Red Chair. WHOOOP!!!

  • AmericanMom

    He’s just proving he’s a much bigger jackass than anyone gave him credit for being.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Legend in his own mind. Bless his heart, cant wait to see Act II of this little drama, Act I ended so well….

  • Art_Fold

    Prepare to see Musket Morgan as a seat filler on awards shows.

  • Saito Sama

    What’s he planning to do to the NRA? Join up ? I’m sure CNN as big plans for him Hummmm lets see… oh yeah ….its called “see ya wouldn’t want ta be ya!”

    • Geoffrey Dickstein

      No he is planning on streaking nude in front of their HQ. That will show em.

  • vcferlita

    Even less threatning than an Obama red line.

  • des111168

    “It’s only a flesh wound”

  • Perry

    We’re skurred!

  • waterytart

    Morgan, you’re about as consequential to the NRA as you were to Megyn Kelly. Best you can be considered is an irritating pebble in their shoe, and as easy to remove.

  • Tyrconnell

    Got some faked up photos again?

  • MaloPericulosamLibertatem

    The funniest part is this guy very earnestly believes he has some kind of clout and/or standing among things or people that matter. This particular quote from the NYT article yesterday…

    “I think I can credibly do news and the ratings reflect that, but it is not really the show that I set out to do. There are all kinds of people who can do news here. I’d like to do work — interviews with big celebrities and powerful people.

    …says it all. He was handed his own show on essentially nothing, was allowed by the network to make it his own bully pulpit to belabor each of his personal convictions and agendas for as long and as vociferously as he wanted, and still could scarcely scare up more than a 5-figure viewership nightly. “Big celebrities” and “powerful people” have no interest in going on shows hosted by a nobody and watched by about 15 people worldwide.
    The way he painstakingly attempts to hobnob with the celebrities he does mange to rope onto his program and the way he fawns over (read: ass-kisses) the others he can’t on his twitter reeks of a guy hopelessly deluded into thinking he’s ‘in the club’. I’ve not read any of his books, but I understand they’re quite the same, bragging about x showbiz party he attended and exchanging a cheeky joke with y notable celebrity, etc.

    The idea that he’d be of any mind to the NRA in the future whatsoever, where even when he was on national television for an hour every night 5 nights a week and still saw each of his gun control crusades fall abjectly flat, is just hilarious. He’s an afterthought, an irrelevance, a nobody.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      That’s what’s got him in hot water– he claimed in a book that he knew about, and how to do, phone hacking, and then, years later, under oath before the Leveson Inquiry, claimed he was just BS’ing in the book. So he was put in the position of having to admit he was a liar, or at least a blowhard– either in the book years ago, or more recently before the judge. What kind of serious journalist can have credibility problems like that? Makes you seriously doubt the “shocked– SHOCKED!” he exclaimed after the “atrocity” pictures he ran were shown to have been Photoshopped.

      He proved what a lightweight he was, just in that exchange, setting aside for the moment that there was plenty of evidence even before that, and certainly since that testimony.

      • tramky

        Yes, who is Morgan, and why should anyone care?

        Oh, we don’t know who he is, and no one SHOULD care what he does, says or thinks.


        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Twenty years from now, presumably after he’s served a sentence at one of Her Majesty’s “accommodations,” he’ll be a drunk in a pub saying “I useta BE ‘somebody’ in this town…” and nobody will believe him.

          Hell, maybe not even THAT long.

  • WisconsinPatriot

    If at first you don’t succeed, fail fail again.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Most people get fired for failure, liberals get promotions and awards for failure.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    So Piers Morgan IS the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!! http://youtu.be/2eMkth8FWno

  • Exodus2011

    uh piers, suggest you become informed before you engage again pic.twitter.com/FNFV2cgn2b

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Morgan: “I wouldn’t get too excited @NRA – I’m not done with you yet.”

    No, Morgan…you’re just ‘done’.

  • ElDerecho

    If NRA members were even half as violent as he claims they are, ol’ Musket would never make such bold statements.

  • Loren

    Bless his heart!

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Maybe he can walk up to people on the street and start yelling at them. Yelling about how freedom sucks and the world should be a totalitarian shithole, wrapped in foam rubber and where everyone is required to wear a straitjacket.

  • Independentview

    Liberals just don’t have the intelligence to understand when they are wrong on an issue.

    • LegalizeShemp

      True but the crusade is what gets them praise from fellow Commies,and that’s what they crave.

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    When asked for in official response from the NRA by this reporter on a phone interview, the call degenerated into a 20 minute laughing streak.

  • justlittlolme

    ROFLMAO! No one has gotten ‘excited’ over Piers Morgan since his momma’s water broke.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    I think that’s what British authorities are saying to Musket about his phone hacking exploits.

  • lainer51

    Wow, he is truly an idiot…

  • Pizza the Hutt

    Dear Piers,
    No one cares

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    ‘I’m not done with you yet’: Musket Morgan issues super-serious warning to NRA

    Uh, didn’t you mean supercilious?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, but we’re done with you Pierced Organ, and that’s all that matters.

  • Adela Wagner

    “Ummmmm…bring it? HAHAHA”-NRA to Piers

  • Ken Alan Draper

    That’s a roundabout way of asking the NRA if they are hiring janitorial help.

  • Voltaire’s Ghost

    My reaction to Piers Morgan’s “threat”


  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    At this point I think the NRA needs to send Piers a little gift basket with a note wishing him well in his future endeavors. No sarcasm or backhandedness required…just show that they’re the bigger men here. That’ll REALLY mash his bangers.

  • Robert Sullivan

    Bugger off Morgan, your finished in this town

  • americandavey

    So he says going on about gun control and NRA night after night is the reason why his show sucked/cancelled. Yet he tweets out “he isn’t done yet!” I guess MSNBC will be calling.

  • MLCross

    Is anyone else getting to the point where they feel that it is becoming impossible to mock Piers Morgan? He’s just so pathetic he’s almost become unmockable.

  • David Gillies

    “I will have such revenges on you, that all the world shall – I will do such things, what they are, yet I know not: but they shall be the terrors of the earth.”

  • Marcy Cook

    Tough guy. Wonder what he will use to defend himself when the NRA fights back? His pink, panty feather?

  • Tampa Bri

    Guess you haven’t quite gotten it yet, old boy – #NRA is done with YOU. Skidaddle, now…#Piers

  • RedSoloCup

    Hey Musket… sit down and STFU

  • LegalizeShemp

    Watch out NRA, Pierced Organ is running home to get his older brother to beat you up…..stay right there !

  • Brad Vacek

    Ain’t that just like a Brit – brings a microphone to a gunfight.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Piers, must you be the INSUFFERABLE @$$HOLE YOU ARE?!? YOU are a (former) BRITISH SUBJECT! We AMERICANS ARE CITIZENS, WITH RIGHTS GRANTED TO US BY GOD, THROUGH OUR CONSTITUTION! And if you think you can be a “One-man Project Veritas” (of sorts) GOOD LUCK, and Wear something made of metal under your shirt! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • j95lee

    I’m not done with you yet, organization that has killed no one and has actually lobbied to ban actual assault weapons in the past.

  • carmenta

    Mealy-mouth Morgan is a perfect model of ‘all mouth and no trousers’.

  • Bill Phillips

    Hey Piers …maybe you should challenge the NRA to “Bring it on”! That worked so well for you when you challenged FOX’s Foxy Megan Kelly’s new show!

  • bill_a_bob

    Isn’t this what Gen Custer was reported to have said? Kinda like the Black Knight in Monty python’s holy grail. Piers, its only a flesh wound!

  • JR48

    Such a tool.

  • Randal Smith

    You’re not done with us? That’s okay. We’re done with you.

  • Bluto ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᴿᵘᴺᵏᵃᴿᵈ

    If he tweets, “Bring it On” then look the F out!!!!!

  • nonnaboys3

    It just occurred to me that Morgan enjoys all this attention to his rantings since it makes him feel relevant…unlike in the UK, where they have blanked him out of their memories.

  • John Smith

    LOL. What a loser.

  • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

    Nothing like an empty threat from an empty sack. He couldn’t keep anyone listening when he had a show and now with out one he is even more silenced.

  • http://michellemalkin.com/ JackieSpringer

    NRA get off my lawn! Wait, this isn’t my lawn. Where is my lawn? Muh- meeee? I want to come home now!

  • Arnold Townsend

    Stuff a sock in it, Piers. You’re done here. I thought we kicked these British arses out back in the 1700s? Wait. This is the Communist Noise Network, I forgot.

  • sam michaels

    Ted Nugent beat the heck out of him!!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Yes, Mssr. Morgan. But we, most assuredly, are done with you!

  • Mrs. Patriot

    Dear Piers: We’re not done with you yet, either. Thanks, Twitchy team, for brightening my day with these quips!

  • Aristotle Rex


    That says it all!

  • Clete Torres

    What a dumbass.

    • yourmamatoo

      We’ll said. 👍

  • dinkerduo

    I couldn’t stand him on AGT so I was stunned that he got his own show–and I hate foreigners who come here–make tons of money on OUR system–then try to change the way WE do things!! Simon Cowel is going back to England as his X Factor show was cancelled–hey Morgan–maybe he’ll give you a ride home!!!

  • yourmamatoo

    I’m sure that NRA is shaking in their shoes.
    Another liberal blowhard.

  • Old_Gringo

    My goodness gracious Piers, we are quaking in our boots.

  • Jay Stevens

    Hey, Piers, bring it.

    Oh, wait. Who said that first?

  • Dan13

    Piers, we’re done with you.

  • SteveJ

    You gotta wonder if some suit at CNN is trying to imagine what possible ratings value a person who projects impotence brings to the table. Piers Morgan is damaged goods now, having been given *the* prime time slot of cable television, and then running into the ground. Publicly. For all to see (though ironically few actually saw his program itself). Indeed, I think the only reason he wasn’t given the bum’s rush out the door was that it would mean the higher ups at CNN would have to admit that hiring Morgan was a mistake in the first place. I expect that once these people are willing to admit to that mistake, Morgan will be history.

    And i assume that Morgan is in the USA on a work visa? So once he is out of work, he has to leave? I wonder if the terms of his visa were specific to hosting that particular program…