As Twitchy reported, Sochi couldn’t even make it through the opening ceremony without botching something straightforward like showing all five of the Olympic rings. But as it turns out, there may have been a good reason for the glitch:

Ack! She’s everywhere!

Could this be an omen?



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  • algonquinmatt

    Hillary reminds me of the ring. the ring around the bowl.

    • conservachick

      i really am enjoying the storm of bad coming out of russia, that these idiot leftists are getting to witness first hand.

      that photo is horrific however. captain canks scares the stuff out of me.

  • Calcat36

    Someone forgot to hit the red reset button…

    • Worship Dancer

      or the flush button.

  • Green Eggs And Ted

    Damn, I can’t think of anything witty to say about this.

    • R_Stephan

      no need to, it’s a joke in and of itself

  • thathadtohurt

    Damn thing STILL looks hungry……

  • CO2 Producer

    I don’t get it.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      You made me laugh.

    • SanDiegoSteve


    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      OH man… dying here.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    4 Olympic Rings and the Benghazi Death Star! #HappeningNow
    That’s what happens when you drink, $560 worth of cognac from Russian President Vladimir Putin…



  • TocksNedlog

    “. . . and in the darkness BIND them.”

  • Texan357

    The Law of Universal Gravitation, illustrated.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Can’t sleep, Planet Hilary will eat me…

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Can’t sleep, Planet Hilary will eat me…

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    I’m sure someone faced the firing squad for this.

  • Tugger – ✓unamused

    Aaahh!!!! Real monsters

  • ToyZebra

    “Beware! I live!”

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Dum dum dum DA DA DA DUM da dum (Sound of a scuba diver breathing) “Set a course for Alderaan, my work here is done”. “Yes m’Lord Shrillary, right away”

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Three rings for House and Senate Kings
    Five rings (minus one) to persecute Gays (yeah I know, there weren’t five rings mentioned, deal with it.)
    Seven rings for Appellate courts whose decisions destined to be overthrown
    Nine rings for Supreme Court Justice’s appointed until they die
    One ring for the Dark (skinned) Lord on his Dick-tators throne
    In Washington DC where EVERYBODY lies
    One ringleader to rule them all, one ringleader to remind them
    One ringleader to fool them all and in their blindness (to wrong things he is doing) bind them
    In the land of Washington DC, where all our leaders lie
    *With the sincerest of apologies to JRR Tolkein, and Middle Earth Fans everywhere.

  • NotaLemming


    • Cabover_Country

      H.R. Geiger couldn’t have conjured a more macabre & horrifying image!

  • DeadlockVictim

    And here I thought that one ring was just constipated.

  • Cabover_Country

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Shoot The Moon”

  • Ice Cold Troll

    Aggh, Broom Hilda!