King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words:

Put even simpler:



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  • kch50428

    Only need two: Bovine ordure.

    • pinupartist

      Or “obamahu ackbar”

  • thedumbblonde

    Bread and circuses.

  • Fairfax51

    Kiss my butt

    • Golphin

      Or if you’re old enough; Kiss my grits!

      • TugboatPhil

        “Stow it, Vera!”

      • Fairfax51

        Or if you’re really old…Kiss my patooty.

    • BlueGood

      “Just Watch ME”….(said by another Socialist Leader of North America)…but Obama has never scrimped on stealing other idiotic lines….

  • Pat

    needs only two.


    laser like focus

  • $1014973

    Shovel ready projects

  • Jake Bradford

    Ladders To Opportunity.
    Sounds so much nicer than Redistribute Whitey’s Wealth

  • Golphin

    Don’t Watch Him.
    Unplug Your Cable.
    Networks Lower Ratings.
    We Win Big.

    Don’t Watch Him.

  • Mark Mitchell

    Justified is on tonight. It’s better written, and much more believable fiction than anything POTUS might say tonight. I’ll stick to that.

  • JeffWRidge

    Rules for radicals!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
    • Fhalkyn Phoenix

      Well played, sir.

  • $84598387

    SCREW you Americans.

  • John Ledo

    37% approval rating

  • John Ledo

    One more vacation

  • John Ledo

    I love men

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Yes we pan…

  • Hotlanta Mike

    A youtube video…

  • John Ledo

    I hate America

  • Hotlanta Mike

    It’s Bush’s fault…

    • John Ledo

      I was going to write that

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Our 3 words …
    We won’t watch

    Never Give Up

    America will awaken

    Our Creator Wins

    Never Ever Quit

    Stand Up Now

    It’s Our Lives

    OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
    (Mr. and Mrs)
    These are BHO to All of us… (repeating Chris Barnhart) …
    #SOTUinthreewords Fuck you, America—
    Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) January 28, 2014

  • John Ledo

    I love Muslims

  • redbirddeb

    Blow off congress

  • Hotlanta Mike

    A complete fraud…

  • Hotlanta Mike


  • Hotlanta Mike

    Worst president ever

  • Heavenly Watcher

    what a maroon lol

  • Hotlanta Mike

    I miss Reggie.

  • nickdqwk

    #SOTU inthreewords: The records stuck!

  • Maxx

    “We got 99 problems”

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


    • John Castigo

      Classic reference to Uncle Joe “Shotgun” Biden! Brilliant!

  • Andy Rigo ✓ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Elections have consequences.

  • CO2 Producer

    Netflix server overload.

  • Pope losing Hope

    One World Order

  • Kabong30

    Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi?

    Who’s the boss?

    What, me worry?

    Grand Exalted One

    Another Lame Duck

    Where’s my scepter?

    Why so serious?

    I knew nothing

    not for thee

  • Vurtax

    Iam KingUnder TheMountain

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Blah Blah Blah

    (with apologies to BlahBlah)

  • Isaac Clark

    Faculty Lounge President.
    Lenin’s my homeboy.
    Fan of Mao.
    Didn’t build it.
    Stalin wasn’t bad.
    Kudos to Khrushchev.
    Makes no difference (oh crap I was saving that one for Hilary)!
    Social Justice Good.
    Money is bad.

    The scariest one:
    Government has solutions.


  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’m a Douchebag

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Suck it, peasants!

  • Clete Torres

    “Laser-like focus.”

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Where’s my crown?

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Release the Krakken!

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    F**k the Constitution!

  • capisce


    The King’s Speechifying
    Veni, Vidi, Villify

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I OWN you…

  • Clete Torres

    Anyone for golf?

  • Clete Torres

    Lie. Spin. Deflect.

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Kiss my ass!

  • conservativechick

    Here’s my thought. I’m not watching. Waste of time. Going shopping instead.

    • John Castigo

      Oh come on…you don’t want to see The Messiah on TV, all wonderful and magnificent in His Glory? He is so dreamy…*sigh*…I’m not gay, (thought there’s nothing wrong with being a sodomite), but even I would go gay for Barack. He’s amazing. (sarcasm officially off)

      • conservativechick

        When I get home, I’m watching Dance Moms with my daughter! I want to keep my dinner down.

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’m Your God!

  • Clete Torres

    Vacation time yet?

    • MissDiane50

      Tee time anyone?

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Pen, Phone, Phucked!

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    My Imaginary Son.

  • Clete Torres

    Ready for Hillary?

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Skin up, stoners!

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    You Don’t Matter.

  • Marvin Nelson

    What? Me worry?

  • John Castigo

    Because I’m black.

    • John Castigo

      Suck it whitey.

      • John Castigo

        Choom gang, b!tches!

        • John Castigo

          White guilt works.

          • Clete Torres


  • Hotlanta Mike

    First look: Ahead of State of the Union, McConnell releases video accusing Obama of dividing country

    Read more:

  • John Castigo

    Dear DHS and ICE: you do realize tonight will be the second time illegal aliens will be in Congress, right? Go get ’em! Or not. I mean, they are the Regime’s voter base, after all.

  • kbielefe

    “Republicans should capitulate” was the theme of his previous speeches, which were all practically cookie cutters of each other. Anyone know if he’s even trying to pretend to say something different tonight?

  • stuckinIL4now

    Hey Twitchy, what’s with the king outfit on Obumuh in your graphic for this post? Everybody knows the emperor is naked.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    We are screwed.

  • disqus_eric


  • Pope losing Hope

    One World Order

  • Republicanvet

    Hey look! Squirrel!

  • ceemack

    Who needs Lunesta?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Zero’s 0scar Event

  • DanielSFL

    Narcissistic, petulant, liar. Those are my three.

  • floridavet

    Mute button now!

  • Tugger – ✓unamused

    What, Me Worry?

  • Fhalkyn Phoenix

    Freedom is slavery.


    • Obey_Gravity

      The Future is History.

  • Balladeer

    “Call me Emperor”

  • Obey_Gravity

    I sat through the whole speech because I was hoping someone would throw a shoe at him.
    OK I was hoping a whole bunch of someone would throw a whole bunch of shoes.

    Either way, didn’t happen. (sigh) But I hear he’s going on tour! So, there’s that…….. :)