Doesn’t sound like the happy, happy, happiest way to spend a Tuesday night. Hope Willie’s bringing a book or something.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Willie Robertson

Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”

  • Ghee!

    Willie, how about yellin’ out a loud ‘cut em’ as POTUS takes the podium?

    • Glorious_Cause

      DD is no longer funny. The first couple seasons were hilarious. The new shows are horrible…yes…horrible.

      • Julie Gannon

        wrote something mean then deleted

      • 4liberty

        It’s still America so you don’t HAVE to watch it. Maybe it’s just too smart for you to understand!!

    • WisconsinPatriot

      one, One, ONE, One, one……

  • Rosalie

    I’m glad to hear that. Good for him.

  • Yeah I Said It

    Was this part of the deal with A&E?
    “Show your support of Obama and we can act like all this never happened!”

    • SpaceRacer423

      attending isn’t a show of support.

      Tyrone Woods father will be attending the STOU,
      considering Obama left Tyrone to die in Benghazi and then spent over a year lying about it for political cover, I doubt he’s there to show support.

      http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/27/benghazi-victims-father-attend-state-union/

    • Frank Grayson

      I hope not. I may have to stop watching DD on A&E again. This time forever.
      Either way, I still wish they would go to another channel.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Willie gets to holler “Duck You!” and not be misunderstood!!!

    OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
    (Mr. and Mrs.)

  • Matthew Koch

    Can’t we have Si there instead?

    Si: This guy ain’t makin’ any sense jack!

  • SpaceRacer423

    Dear Republican lawmakers,

    Just incase you were considering it,
    NO, I have no interest in attending the STOU as your guest.
    In fact, Id rather be punched in the face by Manny Pacquiao.
    I plan to spend tonight watching Adventure Time on cartoon network,
    as I find the plots more honest, heartfelt, and plausible than anything Obama will struggle to read off the teleprompter.
    .
    sincerely,
    Space Racer

    • RblDiver

      Eh, I’d be interested, but just to see how quickly they kick me out for heckling 😛

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I hope be brings a duck call and blows it every time Osama bin Biden lies.

    Although he may pass out after the first 49 seconds.

    • RblDiver

      Doh, teach me to not read all the comments before posting mine, I thought the same thing!

      • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        s’ok, I always go for the obvious joke! lol

  • rssllue

    I hope the president does not sign an executive order during the speech that beards longer then two reeds are now banned in government buildings. It could get ugly.

  • Clete Torres

    He should take a specially made call and present it to 0bama before the speech. But, unlike a normal duck call which you blow into to make noise, 0bama’s should be made to only work when inhaling. And when 0bama asks Willie why it works that way, he answers:

    “Because you suck.”

  • RblDiver

    I dare you to bring a duck call and start using it during the speech! PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF ANTI-BOREDOM EVERYWHERE! lol

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    If Gopher or Sonny Bono, two TV stars of yore, could get elected to Congress, why couldn’t a successful businessman/co-producer of his own reality series do the same?

    Maybe he’s goin’, to get the lay of the land– somethin’ any good duck hunter would know to do, ahead of time…

  • © Sponge

    But, Michelle’s bringing a gay basketball player!!!11!!1!1!!!1

    • WisconsinPatriot

      EEEEEEEEE
      LEVEN……
      TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  • desicon

    SOTUS – Yawn.

  • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

    Maybe Willie could bring some duck calls, and spend the evening teaching the folks around him how to use them.

  • Love of Country

    I have more Duck Dynasty swag (merchandise) at my house than any one person ought to but I’m not convinced it’s a good idea for the GOP to embrace the Robertson’s for political gain. I mean we all know how effective the state run media is at advancing their own damning narrative and those commies would like nothing more than to bring them down.

    Having said that, I’ve actually been hoping Willie would get into politics but I was also hoping he would start local and get vetted that way first. And like Uncle Si says …. “I’m the most cultured man in this family. I’ve been to Vietnam, Germany, Boise Idaho & Shreveport last week.”

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Trust me. They’ve ALL traveled outside Ouachita River Country.

  • Maxx

    Compared to tonight, Willie will see less bird droppings on his next hunt.

  • Frank Grayson

    I am happy to say I will be working on my car tonight so I will miss the State of the Union. Thank you freezing weather!

  • ErskinFlibberJabber ✓Stupified

    with a duck call? he should quack at every lie…but then all we’d hear is duck calls…which would be better than listening to the liar in chief

    • aegean1

      that would be awesome

  • OneStoryteller

    I’m watching Supernatural instead. A much better way to spend my time.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    “red red red red red red red red redneck” – Blake Shelton

  • Charles Hurst

    Willie should walk out.

    Then GOP should walk out on his opening line–a symbol of no negotiation with this tyrant.

    “The State of the Union is strong. . .”

    At that point the television can be turned off. The State of the Union is not strong. The State of the Union is on the brink of collapse.

    We have an unrecoverable debt of 17 trillion dollars. Pretending we don’t have that debt and hoping it just goes away is much like hearing a tidal wave is coming and refusing to leave your spot on the beach because it is a
    pretty view. The tidal wave doesn’t care–it is still coming.

    The stock market is not recovering. The stock market is overinflated. It is an illusion. It is not real.Hoping it will simply work itself out is akin to ignoring that tsunami above.

    The education system is no longer competitive with other nations. We cannot produce an engineer. Or a doctor. We have no motivation in our youth to achieve and a society that doesn’t require them to. Eminem is now our parent.

    We are no longer listed as the top nation for economic freedom. A precedent for tyranny. Or war.

    We have millions of illegals in our country who state openly by their representatives their allegiance to a foreign land. It is an invasion, much like the ancient Germans gathering on the hills of Rome–and we are not only ignoring it but welcoming their arrival as we hand them our monies.

    We no longer have a set of any values in this country. The DNA unit for a nation to survive is a stable family. We not only have a fifty percent divorce rate but wish to replace the family with gay marriage, transgender marriage, plural marriages and any and all deviant behavior You don’t simply accept deviant behavior–you celebrate it–an evolution of thought. We don’t parent, we pass out the meds and alleviate all responsibility for behavior. And the overall result of this wonderful Progressive thought? A fourteen year old girl stabbed her sister forty times and there were three shootings from the young last week. The Knockout game is the entertainment for those without guns. You have produced a generation of monsters. And they have broken their chains.

    I have written via extensive research in fiction what happens in the end when the attributes of a nation are comprised of the above. And it will be a reality as history shows it must. The State of the Union will not be strong. The State of the Union will be one that will collapse or plummet into Civil War.

    Charles Hurst. Author of THE SECOND FALL. An offbeat story of Armageddon. And creator of THE RUNNINGWOLF EZINE

  • Cam

    While the liberty school regards majority decisions of law as desirable, it also recognizes that majority decisions may not make good law.