Bruno Mars recently invited the Red Hot Chili Peppers to join him on stage for the Super Bowl halftime show … which may have been a bad idea:

https://twitter.com/flea333/status/422842168487596032

Please, please let him be talking about a chicken.

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  • Jimni27

    They used to perform in nothing but tube socks, so I hope the censors have fun with that one. Would hope that unlike Janet Jackson, they would respect that even little kids watch the halftime show.

    • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

      And not on their feet

      • Jimni27

        Probably should have mentioned that lol.

  • RblDiver

    “Because wholesome entertainment doesn’t sell right?” -The organizers

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Remind me, why is he allowed to roam around unsupervised?

    • AmericanMom

      Immorality, perversion and homosexuality are democrat platforms (recall ho-Obamacare?). Aren’t Obama’s teachers teaching about all things sexual to 5 year olds now and two mommies and two daddies stuff? Anything goes – and maybe this time it will be Flea’s clothes.

      • Jack

        you left out murder…

        • AmericanMom

          Abortion, enemies list, so much more.

          • Jack

            bingo

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Careful, Needles, the Jits might be monitoring….

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    How warm will the stage be kept? It’s at night– in February– in New Jersey. If he performs in the altogether, under those conditions, without a whole raft of hot-air blowers– it ain’t his NOSE Jack Frost will be nipping at. He’d better have his chestnuts roasting, is all I have to say.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Or no show?

    • Emily B

      Significant shrinkage.

      • Lisa Dean

        Like a scared turtle.

  • Amedicinewoman

    You know they are desperate when they begin to beg anyone to look at their junk!

  • daPenguin

    Start the year off with two men getting married at the Rose Parade, so this looks like we are kicking off a real banner year. I am guessing Macy’s Parade will be even more “special” than it was last year!! After all why should kids be allowed to have a childhood ,remember it’s all about me right?!!

  • The Lost Dutchman

    If number-1 seeds Seattle and Denver advance, it will be a game between the two states that legalized marijuana. If that’s the case, I think they should have Willie Nelson do the halftime show.

    • Jack

      what about Cheech n Chong or Snoop a loop??

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        “EARACHE MY EYE!!” “No, BASKETBALL JONES!” “”NO, GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!” #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

  • chewydog

    I wonder if showing his junk and the nickname “flea” are related in any way???

  • ⚔Christophuh⚔

    Really? Because I’ve seen them 3 times. 80s, 90s, 2000s, never saw any junk,

  • peteee363

    I think the tube sox might be a little cold for the superbowl. but it would be the ultimate wardrobe malfunction, but not for the guys or children. the ladies might like that, but the cold does shrink things a bit.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    God help us all.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      I’m beginning to think we don’t deserve it.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        You may be right.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Flea spray! FLEA SPRAY, STAT!

  • Maxx

    If he goes naked at night in Jersey in February, expect a post half-time Tweet “I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be… And more!” #shrinkage
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SpXbFHvszvI/AAAAAAAAGp0/itVIufU6ydU/s400/george_costanza_seinfeld_shrinkage_in_the_pool.jpg

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

    Flea, you’re 51. Stop.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    “Barney Rubble, what a little ‘Weiner’ “… #WeirdAlYankovich #BedrockAnthem #RHCP #GiveItAway #BloodSugarSexMagic #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Jake Wilde

    He may as well show it. It is what he is…..an offensive d|ck…..

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    There is a reason they call him ‘Flea’.

  • Hitched

    You are a lamp of liberty, a shining beacon for all to see. Glow brighter, shine bigger: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094KY878