Just yesterday, CNN reported that the United States had been sucked into the “polar vortex.” And now, we know why: global warming, of course!

They just can’t help themselves.

Anyone for mockery?

https://twitter.com/mark_ccfc/status/420582791802138624

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/420581806857924609

Snort!

Gird your loins, kids.

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  • HARP2

    Hey libs. I just shoveled 10 inches of global warming off my drive.

    • Clayton Grant

      Well, they’re shoveling something else ….

    • $29561723

      Did you compost it? If not, you’re a terrible person. And maybe a racist too. Why?

      Because. That’s why.

    • Clete Torres

      I have about 16 inches of it standing in my front yard.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Now you’re just bragging.

        • Clete Torres

          I wish that were the case. I hate this crap.

        • Chevypowered

          Was that a double entendre? If so…well done! If not I will ask congress to pass a law demanding that it is!

          • Clete Torres

            Doesn’t ned to pass – just ‘deem’ it to be so.

      • Tom Armstrong

        size matters.

    • operanerd1986

      There was so much global warming yesterday that my brother’s car wouldn’t start.

  • Fairfax51

    And CNN in it’s efforts to be taking serious again, are laughed into the bottom of the ratings. CNN is becoming a comedy show. But then so is global warming.

  • FreedomFighter

    Just go read the comments on the Huffington Post. There is no limit to progressive stupidity.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      I don’t call it the “Huffinglue Post” for nothing!

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        The Huffing-and-Puffing Post XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Txgirlinnh

      I just can’t, it’s too painful. The phrase- so stupid it hurts- comes to mind

  • 24601

    American Thinker had a good piece today “Silly You! Of course global warming is behind frigid temps!”

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/silly_you_of_course_global_warming_is_behind_frigid_temps.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

    • Nightvalzin

      Liberal sites amazingly have some of the most ironic names.

      • Corey Dennison

        It’s a Conservative site, and the story was making fun of the Anthropogenic Global Warmists. :)

  • Perry

    Lefties REALLY want that carbon tax!

  • Unknown User

    When I was a kid, back in the ’70’s, we had a huge snow storm in NJ…and I remember for YEARS hearing about how the world was getting colder, how soon summer in the north east would be maybe a month long. Somehting about a mini ice age etc an so on. Then there was the ozone layer and how it was depleted because of cfc’s or something….now it is just the opposite.

    Really all this tells me is Scientists care less about science and more about getting funding so they can stay “gainfully employed”.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Yes, we should expect more weather like this. See the documentary “The Day After Tomorrow” to learn what will happen eventually.

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      We’re not gonna have to outrun the temperature, are we?

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Coming soon: An acorn bonks a CNN reporter on the head, and he starts ranting about how the sky is falling. And of course it’s all linked to global warming.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Would the reporter’s name be Scrat by any chance?

      • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

        C. Little reporting, CNN News.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      We need to get a Conservative Comedy act together, kid! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • peteee363

    we know the south pole is freezing, with the global warming scientists STUCK IN ICE. we know it is cold up here, with our polar vortex and all. where is the warming again? we were told no more winters, melting ice caps.

  • American.Vet

    NASA reports that the Sun’s poles have completed their normal cycle of reversal and that it is entering a period of decreased activity, which will result in a global cooling…. I guess the Climate Change has gotten so bad that it has impacted the Sun! /sarc

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Liberals are like the Polish Space Expedition, that launched a Rocket to the sun, but they launched at night so it wouldn’t be as hot…..
      (Please blame that on Milhouse.) Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Nightvalzin

    Whatever happened to “it’s just weather”?

  • Pat Loudoun

    Silly people! There is hot weather in Australia. Hot air rises. So it’s sucking the cold air down from the North Pole.

    Or something.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    When are they going to change the weather?

    Polarizing they are!

    • Guest

      Everybody talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Sarcasm you say?

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Last time I heard that one, I fell off my pet Dinosaur… Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Stone Bryson

      Polar-izing… I see what you did there. :-)

    • Golphin

      Polarizing we much!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        They won’t let up those disciples of Saul Alinski and the Radicals of Rules…Radicals for Rules…Rules for Radicals…Radicals for Rules.

  • Arkuy The Great

    North America is colder than normal. The Middle East is colder than normal. England is colder than normal. Antarctica is colder than normal…but Australia is experiencing an abnormally hot summer. Global Warming, ya denialist mofos!!!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    You had to see the Closet Chris Hayes show last night, in which a “Denier” (who allowed as how there MIGHT be climate change but there’s nothing WE DID, or CAN do, about it) tells him:

    Guest: “Chris, the nine record-low cold days in Chicago history have occurred within your lifetime [since 1979] as opposed to the six hottest record-highs. Trend, much?”
    Hayes: “Weather isn’t climate!”
    Guest: “So– why, when some hurricane or tornado or other warm-weather phenomenon occurs, you guys play it up for all it’s worth as ‘global warming’?”
    Hayes: “Because they’re all previews of what the world is turning into–why don’t you guys ever get it?”

    Ordinarily, I wouldn’t watch, but I had to see how Moronic Sophomoric NBC was gonna handle this story. PS, Hazy was so shouty and filibustery, the poor sap of a guest had hardly any chance to get a word in, let alone make a point.

    • therantinggeek

      No surprise there. Liberals don’t like it when you don’t agree with them, they go nuts when you refute their “facts”, and they’re quick to resort to tactics such as the ones you mentioned when losing an argument.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      The only reason they have “deniers” on is to try and make them look the neanderthals they believe them to be. What they dont get is that the hysterical filibustering that tends to go on, just makes them look like hysterical shrews.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Verrrrrry polarizing.
    http://aircrap.org/

  • journogal

    Well, I guess the only way we can fight global warming is to tax the h&e*ll out of evillll businesses like airlines, shipping companies, trucking companies and other industries that keep America running. Oh, and let’s add more burden to business travelers and anyone who drives. Because obviously if we suck all of the money out through taxes, everything is going to magically improve.

  • Chip

    Shut the d**n refrigerator!!! I’m not paying to heat the whole neighborhood you know!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      “KEEP FLORIDA COLD, CLOSE THE DOOR!!” XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • RichardBlaine
    • Corey Dennison

      Oh jeez, I forgot about that little gem!

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Polar vortex is a side effect of winter.

    • ceemack

      And has never, ever, existed before.

  • Exodus2011

    #PolarVortex ~> Obama Warned of Danger from **High Temperatures** in November 2013 http://shar.es/9Jg8q

    ~> pic.twitter.com/CeCvGYuRyi

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    If your going to do something, put your all into it; because total moron is far more effective than half-assed moron.

  • Zach Smith

    You may laugh now, but when global warming causes an ice age, we’ll see who’s still laughing.

  • gekkobear

    So the argument is “Global warming” has caused both cold temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere, and the ice that just froze in the guys trying to repeat the 1914 trip (and what, 3 icebreakers so far)?

    So the globe on average warms, but the Northern and Southern hemispheres are both colder.

    Thank goodness the east pole is warmer than usual, or this would be very very complicated to try to explain. And don’t ask me about the West pole… I hate those guys.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #RockyAndBullwinkle but I can’t remember the episode… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Tom Armstrong

    I suppose if you go back in time far enough you could show that the last ice age was the original cause of today’s global warming aka “climate change,” aka mass hysteria.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    CNN and its ‘Vortex of Suck’ strikes again….

  • Freegrazer

    It’s getting warmer in the Arctic and colder in the Antarctic because cold air sinks and hot air rises, everybody know that!!