Just yesterday, CNN reported that the United States had been sucked into the “polar vortex.” And now, we know why: global warming, of course!

They just can’t help themselves.

Anyone for mockery?

https://twitter.com/mark_ccfc/status/420582791802138624

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/420581806857924609

Snort!

Gird your loins, kids.

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