Welp, looks like Jay Carney’s new beard has failed to confer either maturity or wisdom upon him. When asked today about Obamacare enrollment numbers, Carney launched right into worm mode:

“ASAP.” Right.

2014’s only just begun, but that’s certainly a good candidate.

There’s more:

Uh, yes you are, Jay.

Oh really?

What an absolute joke.

Maybe.

Meanwhile:

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