Ladies and gentlemen, the Obama White House:

Take a bow, guys! “Your mom” must be so proud of you.


Government lobotomies FTW!

Sounds like a winner.

Hmmm. Maybe the White House accidentally let the truth slip:

We’re gonna need some time to reflect on that. If anyone needs us, we’ll be laughing so we don’t cry.



War on spelling: White House refers to ‘Santa Clause,’ twice; Sadly not alone

Surpirse! White House has a spelling problem

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Your Mom should give you a piece of HER mind, after that howler.

  • Bui van vat

    I dunno. My mother often gave me a ‘piece of her mind’.

  • Myiq2xu™


  • Sherry

    More like piece of $hit.

  • HonestDisqussion

    Give it to Joe Biden, he could use one.

    Launch “tech surge” in 10, 9, 8…

    • Clete Torres

      The surge will never work.

    • porkchop6209

      7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 blasts from Uncle Joe’s shotgun. Whew! We made it!

  • V the K

    “Piece in our Time!”

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      *sighs* I generally do not accept the notion that the Republic is doomed, but on a daily if not hourly basis, the Federalis just take another little peace of my heart…

      • porkchop6209

        And did not both Willie and Janis warn us of this in a song?

    • Tman95

      Let their be piece on Urf!

  • Chris Wysocki

    And Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize, right?

    • Katie Carroll

      It was just the Peace Prize, not a Nobel Prize for, say economics or chemistry or anything that you can’t just bullshit on a sociolgy final.

      • porkchop6209

        The “Prince of Piece”? Now where have I read that before?

      • Kathy Horner Somers

        Apparently, it was really the Nobel Piece Prize that he won…

    • Clete Torres

      Nobel Piece of Sh*t Prize.

    • JeffyTheQuick

      Along with other notaries, like Yasser Arafat, Jimmy Carter, and Al Gore!

      • porkchop6209

        Hey-Brother Al invented the internet, and Jay isn’t happy, happy, happy about it.

    • sadlyso

      PIECE to all 57 states in our Republic!

      • porkchop6209

        “Let there be piece, piece in the valley…….”

    • jules

      Pretty sure that was Clinton…

  • $84598387

    Wow! I learned something here! My entire childhood it was always “I’ll give you a piece of my mind….” from Mom or Dad when I was doing stuff I shouldn’t be.

    So I didn’t pick up on it at first! Habit of terminology?

    • HonestDisqussion

      That works too, if you’re under 26 and need to badger your parents to list you on their policy:

      Get Covered! Give mom a piece of your mind! I sense the tech surge team now trying to figure out what they meant to say…

      • porkchop6209

        Or borrow the car….

        • porkchop6209

          Whick also esplains Y the kode n the programmies ain’t, like, wrkngg like, rite, U no?

  • World B. Free

    Probably written by a 20-something staffer who was thinking about the piece of tail in the cubicle next to him.

    • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      I didn’t see know problems with there grammer or speling. Their probably knot awear that they’re website is actually werking.

      • Scorpion

        Twas the twerking werkers that whir tweeting wen thay shooda bin werking.

      • porkchop6209

        spect/ like shizzle?

    • porkchop6209

      Or her….

  • MindYourOwn

    Is that the Obamacare cure for mental illness, partial brain transplant?

    • porkchop6209

      No, total removal

  • Matt

    “No piece for you.” – Michelle to Barry after South Africa.

    • soxfan4evah

      If she wanted to punish him, she’d have Reggie say that to him.

  • Jack Deth

    That’s astonda… shing.

    Do I dare ask if anyone working at the site knows about synonyms and homonyms?!!!

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Apparently not.

      Ask Matt Yglesias; he has that problem– he even admits it.
      But don’t be a “homonym-phobe,” whatever you do.

    • porkchop6209

      N isms n shizzims

  • Jimilee

    Man who fornicates outside.. shall have piece on earth.

    *shows self out*

    • Clete Torres

      (We denounce you)

      • porkchop6209

        Dang Skippy! Their goez ur trofy!

    • WisconsinPatriot

      He’ll be here all week folks…….try the veal.

    • porkchop6209

      Short man who gets on elevator with illustrious leader smells different afterward

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Please send buckets of “White-Out”….(oops, that’s racist).

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Zombies have taken over the White House.

    • porkchop6209

      What was it they had to do to them on that show?

  • Guest

    “It’ll give Mom peace of mind, and make her happy that her next abortion will be free”.

    • porkchop6209

      And her prostate will thank her later……

  • LegalizeShemp

    The next ad will read: #getcovered : “High quality healthcare or your autopsy’s free!”

    • porkchop6209

      Man killed to death! Saved yesterday by tomorrow’s cure.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “They sure took out a big piece of my mind!” Sincerely, Ted Kennedy

    • Taco Boutit

      you owe me a keyboard.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Bill Clinton will give your mom a piece.

    • karmafordems

      Slick stole a piece from the Mooch

      • porkchop6209

        He’ll give it back to BO later….////(oooo)-(OOOO)

  • GaryTheBrave

    Imagine whirled piece.

  • redbirddeb

    Do I cringe or laugh?

    • Clete Torres


  • Clete Torres

    Godalmighty these people are stupid.

    It’s almost to the point that I have to suspect they’re doing it on purpose just to see if we notice.

    • almarquardt

      I’m starting to think the same thing.

    • porkchop6209

      And even when we do, it still doesn’t matter to them, it only generates a separate list. PolPot

  • Tigerspike

    Hmmm. My mom might like the Iron Maiden album.

    • porkchop6209

      As long as she doesn’t get a cervical sprain from the headbanging and ends up needing a doctor

  • Bryan Ewbank

    Izzat how we say “lobotomy” now?

    • nickdqwk

      Rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!

  • Conservaguy

    And this is the administration that represents us around the World. God help us all.

    • porkchop6209

      Live on TV, no less!

  • incorrectchange

    Piece of mind… in other words, to accept Obamacare, you must have a lobotomy? Sounds about right. 😛

  • Beau Brummel

    Oh ya big meanies, aren’t you proud they did not say Peas?
    Peas in your mind,
    Lead to Peace of Mind,
    As pieces of your mind are then broken …

    • porkchop6209

      I like peas, don’t do this to them. The Emperor has a piece under his bed.

  • Jeff Smith

    I wouldn’t call it a typo. Fact is , someone just can’t spell!

  • waterytart

    Because a “piece” of her mind is probably all she’ll be able to afford to cover.

  • Mark_Trail

    Get on the Piece Train to the Promised Land
    “If you like your long lines, you can drink your Kool Aid. Period.”
    ▶ Cat Stevens- Peace Train – YouTube

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Get on the piece train… Or I kill you!

      Yusuf Islam formerly known as Cat Stevens.

      • Clete Torres

        Adherent to the Religion of Piece(s).

      • porkchop6209


    • porkchop6209

      Soylent Green! Charlton Heston-about 71-73, check Netflix

  • Red Fred

    Lot of truth in that statement. As I spent one piece of my mind outraged that this guy is “leading from behind” this nation.

  • DavidKramer

    Just think, all those tweets I sent to the White House will live on forever, right along with the moronic tweets from them.

    • porkchop6209

      Tells us more about them than you, cool. Roll Tide!

  • Steve Wolfe

    Piece of Obama’s mind wouldn’t give you much. If I ever wanted a brain transplant I would want Biden’s because it never has been used.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      I think Biden’s has pryons in it…..

      • porkchop6209

        Hey! Look! A squirrel!

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    The term “Get Covered” regarding the birds and the bees in the horse
    breeding business is just a citified and polite way to say, “Get
    Screwed”. And then to offer your mom a PIECE?? Oh, my!!

    • TexSizzle

      Under that definition, are they saying that it will f* with your mom’s mind?

    • porkchop6209

      Ordinarily, we use the camel

  • HWGood

    We’ve been shown who the piece is. America, BOHICA.

  • Ned Nederlander

    Clinton’s version said something about a piece of your mom

    • porkchop6209

      Even the crack of dawn isn’t safe

  • Tre

    *Exasperated Sigh*
    And this idiot is supposed to be a “Constitutional Law Professor”, yet he’s too stupid to know the difference between “Piece” and “Peace”.

    Well, I wish everyone here on Twitchy “Piece on Earth and Good Will Too Warde Men”

    • Ruth

      He wasn’t a professor, just a lecturer.

      • Tre

        And not a very good one, from what I’ve read. But, the Lame Stream Media kept promoting him as such an all-fired smart “Constitutional Law Professor”.

        • Ruth

          I probably should have clarified my comment. I hate it when people drop in just to do a gotcha on someone else’s comment but I think it’s important to set the record straight every time I see him called a professor. Thanks for being nice about it.

          • Tre

            No problems Ruth. I’d heard once that he, in fact, was not a “Professor” despite the media promoting him as such.

    • porkchop6209

      They didn’t say which constitution.

  • conservativeblack

    A piece of mind for Mom and a peace of mine for you?

  • ObamaFail

    My mom had piece of mind until FailureCare made her lose her insurance.

    • porkchop6209

      Help! Y’all’ve pushed me down and I can’t get up!

  • spanry

    Piece of mind, Dr. Hannibal Lecter Style!

  • spanry

    There will be Whirled Piece in our lifetime.

  • robert anthony

    You know what else is sad? ABC News with Diane Sawyer did a ‘special report’ of failing students in America….at one point in the story, they showed a screen graphic citing America’s rankings….turns out, we’re 21TH in science….yes, on a story about failing education ,someone at ABC who, likely went to college, wrote ’21th’.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      They had a lisp?

    • Swagner

      Twenty-firth in thienth

  • robert anthony

    I thought Obama said doctors want to cut off our feet for profit, not our brains.

  • Ma Bell

    That’s what happens when you have morons in the White House that got awards in school for just showing up and getting praised excessively for getting these useless awards. Spelling, how does it work?

  • Threem3

    I hear the ambleance coming after I axed him to come.

  • Walter Sobchak

    The Iron Maiden album was the first thing I thought of too, as one of my favorite songs is on it:

  • David Rickel

    Well, it’s not quite like the last line of Young Frankenstein, where the doctor had given the monster a piece of his wonderful brain.

  • bicentennialguy

    But remember George Bush was dumb and stupid. I bet he can spell…

  • Henry

    They misspelled “mine”

  • Steven Dietrich

    Fuzzy English.

  • Nancy Plunkett

    Nah, what they’ll get is a “peace” of my mind!

  • Dennis Crabtree

    piece / peace, potatoe / potato.

  • Katie Bell

    Clearly the WH has been rattled by people giving it a piece of their minds over this disaster called Obamacare.

  • Scorpion

    #GetCovered That sounds like code for using a condom.

  • sadlyso

    LOL! Harvard should be very proud. PIECE on earth all!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    And so, after redefining words like “success,” “enroll” and “affordable,” Team Obama has moved on to “piece” and “peace.”

  • Garrett Gripling

    You’re mom goes to collage!

  • FGCU_James

    Looks like someone at the White House is going to be out of a job soon.

    Too bad it isn’t the clown in the Oval Office.

  • Disqus42

    Brought to you the same bunch of idiots who can’t spell “filibuster”, spelling it instead with two LL’s on a sign right before a Harry Reid speech.

  • Jay Stevens

    Spellcheck would not help. “Piece” is spelled correctly.

  • geramy

    Everyone is focused on the wrong word… they meant piece of mine, not mind. As in lets distibute the wealth around!

  • Mary

    Bawhahahahahahaha HA!

  • Mitch Cumstein

    Remember when the liberals killed Dan Quayle’s legacy for misspelling “Potato”? Yeah that could never happen again….they’re much too smart for that..

    • 1776andallthat

      This is a typo by a White House staffer not someone on a presidential ticket. Dubya was concerned about education. “Is our children learning?”.
      No, Dan Quale actually attempted to “correct” the child’s correct spelling with the wrong one. He was in NJ…promoting ‘HWs’ education policies LOLOLOLOLOLOL! That’s why it’s legend.

      • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        No, actually it can be spelled either way and still be correct.

        Its legend because libs were looking to make him look foolish and largely succeeded because they had the power of the media behind them.

  • neoface

    Maybe Obama wrote that. Has anyone ever seen his writing?

  • bill_a_bob

    Piece, I hate peace!

  • bill_a_bob

    I herd that!

  • John Howard

    But Mom will be a nervous wreck coping with that big piece of her paycheck that it steals from her purse.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Then again, it could be an accurate statement. ObamaDERP may give your mom piece of mind in the form of a lobotomy so she can vote Democrat for the rest of her life and beyond…

    • Kathy McKinny

      never have I seen a more eloquently written BURN!!!!!!!

  • Tunes59

    I think the message is accurate. Under obamacare if your mom needs a transplant the only way she will get it is if you give up your organs because she will never get approval from the death panel.

  • therantinggeek

    Scrolling through the comments, I see at least one Leftist trying to spin this into a “win” by pointing out that he has “peace of mind” knowing that he now won’t have to pay for a “crap health insurance plan” that was cancelled under the new federal guidelines as mandated under the ACA.

    Stay on topic and stay classy! :)

  • Tman95

    It’s NOT misspelled; it’s ebonical :)

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Anyone surprised that the former CEO of The Chicago Annenberg Challenge (Barack Hussein Obama II) where he oversaw the spending of over $100 million to improve the scores of Chicago’s public school children has failed again? The CAC wasn’t about improving test scores, just as Obamacare isn’t about health care.

  • ted

    Ill giver a piece of my mined LOL

  • CLEmom

    I’m ready to give this WH a peace of my mined!

  • spaceycakes

    and the Angel said unto them
    fear not, for I bring you tidings of grate joy
    that shall be to all people…

    on earth, piece, and goodwill to men

  • 1776andallthat

    ‘Romneyspelling’: Regan, Amercia. Offical. That was one week.

    Bush,as I recall, famously misspelled the words “jack sh*t”, W.M.D.

    That’s some mighty ‘perdy’ glasshouse you got yourselves there, Righties. Jus’ watch out for stones.

  • Chris F.

    Duh! I see the obvious misspelling. It should read, per modern standards: “It’ll give YOU’RE mom a piece of mind.” Your absolutely correct to bash this sign.

  • MikeDR2012

    guys guys guys, what they are really trying to say is that with the new healthcare law, somebody else will get a “piece of mine”. You know, the whole redistribute thing.

  • MikeDR2012

    +1 on the Iron Maiden reference, though. Up the irons!

  • porkchop6209

    The White House is going to save all the piece’s of mind so that they have something to fall back on when SHTF on 01/02/2014. And remember kids-2+2=9, as long as you tried.

  • Greg Fusilier

    Can I get a peace of my taxes back??

  • bhhntr

    LOL if their mom is advocating Obamacare she needs the piece of mind that she lost back in 2008

  • Kathy Horner Somers

    I wanna give #GetCovered a piece of MY mind!

  • JaneSmith100

    Well coming from this WH and it’s support of the Religion of Pieces……

  • DaTechGuy on DaRadio

    being spelling challenged I’m always forgiving of other with the same affliction

    • GsGirl

      Spell check, Dude!

  • Indynana

    Watch out for homophones!

  • Kathy McKinny

    maybe they got that sign language interpreter from Mandela’s funeral to be their new spell checker….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Ive given my mom a piece of my mind before, but I got tired of getting whacked with a toaster. Sigh

  • Cabover_Country

    Laughing so much, I feel I need an inhalator!

  • Jack

    after we smoke the piece pipe…duh

  • olaler

    You racists won’t give a po’ black man a break ! If he coulda gone to all 57 states, you’d see how smart he was. I outa give you a peace o’ my mind ! :)