Oh no. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t.

He did:

Wut.

However you feel about Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget deal with Sen. Patty Murray, you don’t have to take it there. Unless, perhaps, you’re Matt Yglesias.

Evidently it’s prudish to be repulsed at a perv’s musings on teen sex and congressmen.

Yep. Decent prudes lined up to deliver the smackdown:

https://twitter.com/ElissaRoberson/status/410864713346469889

What’s wrong with him? How much time have you got?

Join the club.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/410863807716544512

And on that note:

***

Update:

Douchesplaining:

Annnd the money tweet:

Oof. Palm all the faces.

Parting thought:

Amen to that.

***

Related:

Twitchy coverage of Matt Yglesias

  • Mister A

    Shock value for clicks.

    • Matt

      Or in his case, something that rhymes with clicks.

      • Calcat36

        chicks?

        • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive ✓re-rolled

          Think of the 976 joke from “Boomerang”.

    • A-Train

      be nice folks… we have to remember, when dealing with ‘progressives/theleft/dems’, they have the reasoning capabilities of a 13 year old who’s failed the fifth grade three times.
      Rush calls Fluke a meany word, because she asks people to pay for her BC, while going to college well into her thirties for God-knows what useless degree.
      Obviously that statement was much more irrational than whateverthehell this goober was babbling on about….

  • RblDiver

    Gotta love how libs want people to stay out of their bedroom, yet keep bringing theirs out into the public…

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Reminds me of what one of my professors said: conservatives want keep the window blinds closed, but have no reason to keep them closed; liberals want to keep the window blinds wide open, but they really ought to close them.

      • QueenB ✓

        Your professor was wrong about the first part. lol

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I have never understood why folks think that just because Conservatives don’t think it’s appropriate to talk about their sexual activities in public somehow means they don’t have any. It’s a shared experience between two people and that’s where the details should remain otherwise sharing the details of one’s sex life with the general public only cheapens and devalues what those two folks share together. There are a lot of folks who think I’m a prude just because I don’t talk about the personal details of my sex life (I consider doing so to be very disrespectful to my guy), and they would be totally floored if they knew what I find enjoyable behind closed doors.

          • Not The Penguin

            I’ve found the one’s that talk about it the most…usually have it the least.

          • Calcat36

            Or have to pay for it.

          • Jarhead83

            (cough) Bill Maher (cough)…

          • Calcat36

            My SECOND LAUGH! Holy Cows! I am a conservative, and I laugh at sexually pointed comments? I must be a sicko! Jarhead83, Semper Fi and thank you for your service, devil dog!

          • porkchop6209

            You should hear some of the jokes I tell.

          • Minicapt

            He coughs each time.

            Cheers

          • Michelle ✓classified

            While I don’t like to generalize men or women, I’ve got to admit I’ve noticed the bragging about it, but not actually getting it is a usually a guy thing. Women tend to share details and compare notes (something I refrain from, it’s juvenile and an invasion of your partner’s privacy). To me discussing the intimate details of my sex life is akin to allowing someone to read my diary (if I had one, that is). I have no problems talking about sex in general terms and friends know me for saying the things others think, but won’t say …but personal details remain private.

          • Not The Penguin

            It’s okay to generalize here. You’re right, it is almost always guys. I don’t partake myself. I would feel I was degrading my girl. Although I am also well aware of the comparing of notes women practice. As long as I don’t get a bad grade I have no problem with it I guess.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Not sure how or why, but I’ve never been a fan of comparing notes with my friends and they don’t do it either. We talk about sex in general terms without disrespecting our partners. When in the company of female acquaintances, a time or two I’ve been an unwilling audience member to some gal bragging about how much she loves a man with an enormous penis. And I’ve been known to say to that, “That’s awesome, but all you’ve really disclosed is that you have a gaping cavity and I’m not sure that’s something to brag about.” When I have had a lover who isn’t all that skilled with lovemaking, I keep that to myself – spreading that around and having it get back to that person causes irreparable damage to their self-esteem and there’s never justification for hurting someone that way.

          • Not The Penguin

            My friends and I don’t talk details either. I suppose we tend to gravitate to people with similar beliefs. You’re a class act Michelle. I’m thinking your guy there is as lucky as I am in the significant other department.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I think you’re absolutely right in that we inherently gravitate toward friends with similar understandings of appropriate behavior. In my core group of friends, my own as well as the core group my other and I spend time with, there’s not a one of them who would ever bring about a discussion of personal sexual details. That’s not to say we don’t cut loose and make some raunchy comments, but we understand the difference between a general and a specific comment. And thank you, I’m not prim and proper, and there are things that fly out of my mouth that would make a nun blush, but I always keep my audience in mind and remain aware of appropriate time and place. Oh, and I cuss like a sailor…but only in front of those I know won’t be offended. I don’t know that he’s lucky – for all the really groovy things about me there is an equal number of total pain the (_)_) things about me, too. It all balances out, doesn’t it?

          • Not The Penguin

            It does balance out. We all have our ‘quirks’. And my gal is a lot like how you describe yourself. Being aware of when things are appropriate and when they are not speaks volumes about one’s character. But yeah, she’ll cuss like a sailor when ‘necessary’. And she’s not prim and proper either. Which for me pays dividends during our alone time (and that’s all I’m gonna say about that).

          • Michelle ✓classified

            It sounds like she and I would be great friends if we knew each other in person. I adore you and always enjoy our conversations.

          • Not The Penguin

            Ditto. Have a good night 😉

          • porkchop6209

            I also have a great penguin joke that you can tell most anywhere. I’ll have to take the time to type it out for you sometime.

          • porkchop6209

            Good for you, OMG, some decency wrapped in a fun package. What you said reminds me of a joke I used to tell long ago, I can’t go into all of it, but the rhyme part goes “Two and is Four and Five is Nine, bet I can tell the length of yours and you can’t tell the depth of mine.”

          • porkchop6209

            So, you won’t draw us any pictures? In crayon, for the slow crowd?

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Bwahahaha uh, no. :-)

          • Calcat36

            Please forgive the forwardness, but I will bet your guy would sing this for you if you asked, and you did type behind closed doors! You are right, I do not care for what happens behind closed doors either, and I do not solicit the same. In fact, I find it disturbing what is being taught to children today instead of the three r’s! School is not the place for that either, when the audience is made up of captive children!

            Here you go. Make him sing it for you!

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTF_ouQoOx8

          • Michelle ✓classified

            A country classic and a blast from the past. We avoid singing to or around each other, we both kinda sound like dying cows who oughta be put out of our misery.

          • Calcat36

            Thanks for the laugh! One prude to another. (Shhhhh!)

          • porkchop6209

            A buddy heard me singing once, said “Man, you oughta be on a stage!” I said “Yea, which one?” Mark said-“Next one out of town, I hope.” Darn, there went that self esteemy thingy again.

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            The one and only time I ever heard my wife scream, I had gotten home from work early and caught her singing in the shower. I didn’t jump at her or yell “BOO!”, just sat quietly on the edge of the bed and listened. Okay, she was no Judy Collins, but she was doing a decent job on Both Sides Now. No pun intended.

            Then the shower door opened…and she let loose with a shriek like I haven’t heard outside of a 50s horror flick.

          • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

            That pretty well sums it up..

            I’m 54, and of the last generation taught gentlemen, do NOT kiss and tell.. It sullies the woman’s humanity, making her nothing but a squeeze toy you have fun with so you can brag to yer guy friends.. it’s cheap, it’s sleazy, and sure as Hell none of their business..

            What a man and woman in love share, is totally between them, because to love like that, is to give complete trust, making yourself vulnerable in the most intimate ways with your lover.. That complete trust, that giving of self, is what makes what you share that much more special.. My wife’s secrets of what she likes, doesn’t like, wants needs.. those are her gifts to me, and I’ll go to my grave before I betray that trust..

            That kind of thinking used to be mainstream.. now.. young toads like this reject, make what’s always been the shared trust, and smears it in the public eye, all just to get one more click.. You can’t make women slabs of meat, and expect to not die alone, rejected, unloved… Chivalry isn’t dead.. it’s the best of the old world’s protection and respect for the wives, the mothers, the daughters.. it wasn’t to oppress women, but to teach men control, men kept other men in line.. you treat your women with respect, or you’ll be bending some guys fist around your face..

            as my father taught me..

            I teach my son.. and the chain continues unbroken..

            What that idiot calls oppression, our wives and daughters call freedom to live free of male abuses.. free of the heckling insults, the objectifying them as toys, the freedom from being second class and subject to the whims of a dolt..

            My wife is my soulmate.. my daughter our future.. our son will stand with his sister.. . our daughter will be damned well free to choose, and live her life free of the Beavis and Butthead drooling porn star fantasy.. so common in idiots like Matt.. if that drooling moron spent have as much time learning as he does wondering about our sex lives, he might evolve into an actual human being, but I doubt it.,

            When a man wants to insult and debase a man, he attacks the others self image as a man..

            when he like matty, wants to insult a woman, he attacks her in sexual terms, implying she’s a sl*t, not normal, unclean..

            see the difference..

            and matty is a textbook case misogynist.

          • Not The Penguin

            Very well said bro.

          • porkchop6209

            Of such is made the cheap “entertainment” value of certain “families’ shows” and reality series’. And they get paid millions for nothing of value. That’s screwed up.

          • supplyguy

            I don’t get the whole bragging thing. I assume that close to 100% of people over the age of 18 are having sex so it’s not like you’re doing something special.
            And then there’s the people that brag about having multiple partners, but what’s so special about that since the multiple partners are probably having sex w/ mutliple partners as well. You’re swimming in the same pool. How much “skill” does it take to sleep around w/ others that sleep around?
            I’ve been married and monogamous for 26 years and I know that I’m not missing out on anything.

          • porkchop6209

            And apparently this madness has been going on for….like…..lots and lots of years, like a really lot of bunches of years and years. Who knew?

          • thedumbblonde

            Bravo.

          • blockthiscnn

            Ding Ding Ding…

          • porkchop6209

            Hey Girl! It’s all those weird, kinky things that libs find so….unnecessary…..for the rest of us that they want excused and overlooked for themselves, which has as it’s analogy the subject of “gun control”, it’s actually not about guns, it’s really citizen control, with control being the highlighted part. Not to mention it’s the epitome of stereotyping and intolerance. Libs remind me of a person that has a disease, a bad one, but they fail to recognize it within themselves, or deal with it, yet readily identify it in others that actually aren’t sick; then it reaches critical mass, becomes fatal, so in order to save themselves they start trying to kill off all those around them.

          • porkchop6209

            Also, hit the article on the second set of pics from Mandela’s service and the one of Biden’s college for illegals piece. A bunch of the comments are hilarious.

        • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

          yes he was….

  • thedumbblonde

    Isn’t he a special little snowflake?

    • rssllue

      Yeah, too bad he is kind of like the snow that sits in the parking lot for a couple of days before being plowed into those wonderful, dirty piles that sit along the edges of the lot for the rest of the season. At least we know the state of mind that he is routinely in and it just makes him all that much more scary.

      • porkchop6209

        It’s like that snowball, the one that’s really an ice ball, that the town bully picks you to receive as a “gift”. Now don’t you feel special?

  • SpiffyMclure

    Okay, I’m a flaming lefty and this Yglesias dude’s sexy-time analogy doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Had to chuckle though, seeing “Oral and Anal’ in a Twitchy header. That’s gotta be weird for the pearl-clutchers, no?

    • Michelle ✓classified

      No.

    • Zaklog the Great (Shawn Smith)

      As further evidence of the complete dementia of the leftist media, no, it’s not that surprising.

    • spaceycakes

      no.

    • waterytart

      Not at all, we’re very accustomed to the lefty faction talking out of their a$$es, so we see oral/anal more than you think.

      • Clete Torres

        Well done you.

      • porkchop6209

        Flame Award!

    • Clete Torres

      Not really.

      We’ve been reading about 0bama talking sh|t for years. Nothing shocks us anymore.

      • porkchop6209

        If we could only get him a $#!t eating dog, a big one, that’s hungry.

    • Clete Torres

      Not really, 0bama’s been talking sh|t for years, so we’re used to it.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      The only surprise.. is Huff n Puff commenter’s went after him.. apparently they’re tired of raging dumbells like Matty making their war on women narrative look stupid..

      It always was stupid..half the GOP families are women, you people think we treat our loved ones like your haters treat conservative women?

      What, other than raw hyper partisan hate mongering could lead your type to believe that?

      • SpiffyMclure

        See, I criticized the dude too, but you’ve still gone and made it all partisan and stuff. But hey, whatevs…

        “Huff n Puff commenter’s went after him.. apparently they’re tired of raging dumbells like Matty making their war on women narrative look stupid..”

        Or perhaps they’re not as hive-minded as you’d like to believe. I eagerly await RW commenters taking a similar approach when a con sez something completely spastic about liberal women. That’d be cool.

        “you people think we treat our loved ones like your haters treat conservative women?”

        And here’s your opportunity. I’ll eagerly await your outrage on the Marcotte thread down the hall where a liberal woman is getting slagged pretty good by your own “haters.” Don’t bother with the usual “but when we do it, it’s different” rationale. I’ve already been down that road once today.

        “What, other than raw hyper partisan hate mongering could lead your type to believe that?”

        I guess the same reasoning that would make your type believe that slagging off progressive women with “hate mongering” would endear women to your side.

        • porkchop6209

          *Sniff, sniff* “I’m taking my ball and going home!”

          • SpiffyMclure

            Not sure if your comment refers to yourself (in which case, bye) or me (in which case, makes no sense.) Maybe once the coffee kicks in, I’ll recognize the hidden genius. Or not.

          • porkchop6209

            Well, if you really didn’t “get it” right off, please, let it go and don’t struggle with it. I wouldn’t want to keep you tied up all day.

          • SpiffyMclure

            Let what go?

      • porkchop6209

        It’s like them asking, before they go out, “Does my butt look big in these jeans?” Sorry kiddo, it ain’t the jeans.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      The analogy was between groups who get badgered into making needless pledges never to do something (have sex/raise taxes) which they then later realise that they aren’t going to keep. They don’t want to admit that they were wrong, so they twist themselves in knots trying to justify it by squeezing it into an exception. “It doesn’t count if it’s (in the butt/a fee, not a tax).”

      • JP

        Yes, I think we quite realize the stereotype he holds of conservative teenage girls. The problem isn’t that we don’t “get the joke” it’s that it’s a pretty offensive, sexist, and bigoted caricature. At least Bashir’s contribution to the War on Women was limited to one woman, and one in the public eye. And really, that’s not even a weak defense of what Bashir said, but this is worse on ten different levels.

        • porkchop6209

          They are convinced that we cons could “never get it” and that they are the smartest kid in the sandbox, as long as they are alone. Trouble is, we do get it.(Forgive me, ladies) It’s just that the position by which it is being given to us and the manner in which it is being delivered is making my back hurt and is rubbing blisters on my ankles.

      • porkchop6209

        (The vote counter is messing up) Excellent posit! Do you fly fish?

      • Keith

        Thx, an explanation of a moron from a moron like you. Perfect!!

    • porkchop6209

      Don’t you know where they keep those pearls?

  • Steve__Jacobson

    “He read about it”, there’s go to be a really good joke in there somewhere.

    • porkchop6209

      It is, it’s like that Lab/Blue Tick mix I went to look at because the guy advertised it to be a Doberman. I said “That don’t look like any Doberman I ever saw!” He says-“Yea, yea, that’s a Doberman, makes a great guard dog.” So I said, “Well, I guess if you look really, really deep into it’s eyes, you should be able to see it, I’ll give you a dollar.” (OK, you might have to roll that one around in your head a bit, but think on it if it doesn’t hit you right off.)

  • http://boricuafudd.wordpress.com/ Boricuafudd1

    Matty is just talking about personal experience, don’t fault the guy for telling us about his personal life.

  • JeffWRidge

    Like a lot of attention whores, Yglesias writes whatever will get him the most attention. The man’s an idiot.

    • porkchop6209

      It’s an ADD thing, and I hate to tag ADD/ADHD folks like that.

  • Not The Penguin

    This guy gets paid to write this stuff…he gets paid.smh.

    • porkchop6209

      See above post on those TV shows. Go figure.

  • disqus_glB3YKQ95H

    Why does anyone give this guy a platform and megaphone, and why does anyone pay any attention to him. Even to cover his stupidity here is to give him some amount of credibility and promote his assness.

    • Matt

      To make fun of and mock mercilessly him and his stupidity.

      • nickdqwk

        Absolutely right, it’s pure entertainment!

        • porkchop6209

          And cheap, too.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    There’s nothing more pathetic than a has-been grasping for relevancy by throwing fire bombs.

    Drop the ring, Frodo. It’s over.

    • thedumbblonde

      Well done.

  • BoscoBolt
    • Richard Jefferies

      As I said above, it is just another example that to the GOP that when you compromise and lick their boots they just kick you in the face for being weak. There is no winning through giving them what they want, but the GOP is hell bent on proving me wrong.

    • porkchop6209

      All of them have, it’s turned into an US against THEM thing now.

  • FaithColeridge33

    What would he know about it? I’m guessing he hasn’t seen lady parts since his mother pushed him out.

    • Ronald Green

      No doubt!

    • rambler

      He probably was born with his eyes closed.

      • nickdqwk

        At the very least he was conceived that way.

      • porkchop6209

        and his mind….

    • Guest

      Buttholes are not considered lady parts.

      • http://Www.DCLibertarians2014.blogspot.com/ Bruce P. Majors

        He’s married. Though they all have their lips on Obama’s butthole.

        • FaithColeridge33

          He’s married? A pea for every carrot I guess. If my husband tweeted something like that he’d have some ‘splaining to do.

          • Calcat36

            If he is married, he is definitely not getting any. Unless he is paying for it. Liberal sexual politics, right?

          • porkchop6209

            Be sure you join the “Lorena Bobbitt Knife of the Month Club”, free Lansky sharpener with your paid subscription. “Baby, why don’t you go back there and lie down for a nap? You look tired!”

      • Calcat36

        Ladies lack buttholes? Crap, now guess their lips are not lady parts either.

      • porkchop6209

        It’s the compost pile of the lady garden

    • porkchop6209

      9 months trying to get out-rest of his life trying to get back in

  • Stephen K

    Trying to outdo Martin Bashir from the look of it.

  • lesterwink23

    Our daily reminder of who the true misogynists and sexists are

  • rambler

    Another display of class and social graces from the liberal world.

  • PeterP

    Matt Yglesias is the online version of The National Inquirer. Outrageous taglines to provoke the idiocracy into reading him. He’s making himself an afterthought.

    • porkchop6209

      “Bigfoot Saves Baby From Burning Camper”

  • PeterP

    It is, in fact, hard to imagine this web urchin ever making love to a woman . . . unless you count Rosie O”Donnell as a woman.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      We don’t.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        eeeewwww….

    • nickdqwk

      Sorry I got to do this! I thought its name was Rover O’Donnell!

      • porkchop6209

        It puts the Obamacare on it’s skin!

    • http://Www.DCLibertarians2014.blogspot.com/ Bruce P. Majors

      He is married. He’s well paid.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        but….. that doesn’t prove he actually gets permission…. does it?

        he writes like a 14 year old kid with raging hormones, a vivid imagination and the class of a desperate meth addict.. maybe in his generation that counts as lefty foreplay.. but to everyone else, he’s just creepy…. window peeper creepy.

        • porkchop6209

          It’s implied in the pre-nup

    • porkchop6209

      “Squeal like a pig, come on, do it, squeal like a pig for me….”

  • Ya Dont Say?

    Slate is home of the Douchebag of the year…

    • Clete Torres

      …every year.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        They don’t have a daily candidate now?

        Their writing staff’s large enough…. too bad they write like that’s the only adequate staff in their lives..

        • porkchop6209

          It gives them meaning and purpose, and keeps them off the street away from bothering real working people.

  • PeterP

    How many atomic wedgies do u have 2 get in high school 2 make u this vulgar and hateful?

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Maybe he just got totally stuck on this CAPTCHA in 9th grade...?

      • porkchop6209

        Score!

    • porkchop6209

      1/2

  • spaceycakes

    “conservative sexual politics”

    could someone please tell me wtf that is?

    • QueenB ✓

      Probably has something to do with thinking you shouldn’t be able to kill your own kid up until the moment of birth and maybe even after if your other plans are really important.

      • spaceycakes

        so it’s got nothing to do w/coitus, right? It’s just about killing the unborn?

        • QueenB ✓

          That was a guess. I’m conservative, I’m interested in politics and *gasp* even like sex and I can’t figure it out.

          • porkchop6209

            No! Say it ain’t so!

          • spaceycakes

            I’m just sayin’ …I’m ‘conservative’, but my monogamous sex life is not

        • porkchop6209

          Well, if you practice enough first….

    • http://Www.DCLibertarians2014.blogspot.com/ Bruce P. Majors

      Maybe he means the juicy scenes in Ayn Rand novels?

    • Calcat36

      Penis vs vibrator/turkey baster? But I do not know what liberal sexual politics are to make an accurate comparison. He is married so he is definitely not getting laid, unless he is paying for it from some other chick, or guy. I do not seek to offend liberals.

      • porkchop6209

        First off, turkey basters everywhere hate you now. Second-cuckold?

      • spaceycakes

        hey! mrcakes gets laid all the time…that wasn’t my point.

    • porkchop6209

      Shhhhhh……nobody talks about it

  • waterytart

    Thinking of ANY type of sex while looking at Matt’s picture is abhorrent. And nauseating.

    • Clete Torres

      Like saltpeter in the potatoes.

      • waterytart

        lol, looking at him, he most likely would think that was a holiday dish. Along with his wished for Christmas “goose”.

        • porkchop6209

          Hey-what’s good for the goose……..does not the rest of the family need to know about. “Grandma! Matt’s stuffing the bird for us this year!”

    • http://Www.DCLibertarians2014.blogspot.com/ Bruce P. Majors

      Personally I find him slightly attractive in a bushy, unshaven way. As a gay man I’d just want to keep his mouth closed. Or full.

      • waterytart

        To each his own, sir, to each his own. Happy Holidays!

      • porkchop6209

        His mouth is like the moon, when it’s round it’s full!

    • porkchop6209

      See! Suicide does work for some people.

  • FreedomFighter

    Obama obviously thinks this guy is a serious journalist since hes invited to the White House on a regular basis.

    • http://Www.DCLibertarians2014.blogspot.com/ Bruce P. Majors

      And the Washington Post pays him enough he owns a million dollar plus condo, made out of an old Victorian at 13th and Q among homes that used to belong to black people before the federal government expanded and imported non-white 6 figure bureaucrats who priced the working class blacks out of the market.

      • porkchop6209

        “Oh-aren’t we special now?”

        • porkchop6209

          And….”Screw him-I’ve got a cardboard refrigerator box in the woods!”

  • Clete Torres

    War on womyn.

    • porkchop6209

      Man with a womb

      • Clete Torres

        Even calling Matty a man is being extremely generous.

  • NRPax

    but I’ve obviously failed.

    Yes, Matt. You did that years ago. But it’s fun watching you flail about.

    • porkchop6209

      “Whaaaaaaa…….mmmoooooommmmmm……….I’m tellin”

  • JohnnyN2O

    Someone want attention

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Different day, same Matty.

      • porkchop6209

        If you take a pig, dress it up real pretty………..

  • thedumbblonde

    Hey Matty, I’ll make you a deal: This conservative will stay of your sex life, if you promise to stop talking about it.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Given that he made no mention of his sex life at all, I think he’s way ahead of you.

      • porkchop6209

        He was projecting….

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    You kinda wish, though, he could have made the point in a way that was not guaranteed to undercut the seriousness of what he might have been trying to say, e.g., “Paul Ryan is resorting to all kinds of denialist mental-reservation mind-gymnastics, thinking he can sell other Republicans on the deal he made with Murray just by not calling things by their right names.” Maybe he’s right, maybe not.

    Jeez Louise, he’s 32 years old. If he’s still hung up at his age on why his girlfriend in high school might have wanted to do “this,” and “not THAT!”, he deserves my pity more than my scorn, on that particular deal.

    • Richard Jefferies

      Well said, but you’d think Yglesias would be happy with the compromise, but he and the rest of the statist ilk are disingenuous. We keep trying to tell the GOP that compromise only gets you pilloried more by the same people you are trying to please, because they know Mommy and Daddy media will side with them. STOP COMPROMISING GOP.

      • porkchop6209

        Like the muscle man on the beach kicking sand in the scrawny guy’s face, taking and screwing his girl in front of him, giving her back while daring him to even think about doing something about it.

    • porkchop6209

      It’s a Sherlock Holmes sort of thing, you wouldn’t understand…..

  • Clayton Doering

    Another shock value piece for clicks. – Nobody is shocked, however, that a D-Bag like him would be an authority on underage teens and sex. Don’t let anyone see your hard drive “Uncle Matty”. You might end up an even bigger authority on oral and anal then you already are. I wonder if he sent that tweet from his window-less van with lots of candy in it.

    • porkchop6209

      “Don’t run away, I want to play!”

  • chrisl

    Well, I was going to say the most shocking thing I read in the article was his reference to buying plane tickets for he and his “wife.” Then I came across this:

    http://muckrack.com/mattyglesias/statuses/301461462122119170
    [edited for dropped word]

  • Shlomo Schekelstein

    It’s not that he;s a lib talking about woman and sex and all. It’s just that Matt Yglesias should never have woman and oral spoken in the same sentence.

  • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

    “Juiceboxer,” lol. I love that story.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Matt Yglesias is such a repugnant disingenuous tool, he had to plagiarize the title of his book from some poor old black dude who wanted to run for NYC Mayor. Go figure.

    • porkchop6209

      Bet if I jumped at him and said BOO! he’s drop that, scream like a girl and run away.

  • Calcat36

    Trying to highlight the similar irrationality & obscurantism in the fiscal and sexual sides of modern conservative politics.

    That is right, conservative fiscal and sexual issues are intertwined, which MADE him tweet that drivel. Which begs the question, how are liberal irrationality and obscurantism in the fiscal and sexual sides of modern progressive liberal politics a factor in is belief system?

    • porkchop6209

      It doesn’t matter if you don’t think about it.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Ah yes, the liberals, still stuck in middle school. If you have standards of behavior and comportment, you’re a “prude”, if you don’t sleep with everyone you know, you’re a “Puritan” and if you point out reckless, irresponsible or immoral behavior, you’re “judgmental”. On the other hand, if you’re promiscous and reckless, you’re “liberating yourself from the shackles of middle class social restrictions” and “expressing your sexuality”.

    • porkchop6209

      Let’s give them some fireworks and a BB gun for Christmas, see if they can put an eye out.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or….
      “If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore/
      If you don’t save yourself for Marriage, you’re a (W)hor(e)ribble person…
      #KaceyMusgraves #FollowYourArrow #SameTrailerDifferentPark #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Matt Yglesias fantasizes about teenage girl’s having sex, there is your headline.

    • Ma Bell

      Has anyone ever seen Matt Yglesias and Roman Polanski in the same room at the same time?

  • AZWarrior

    So his main defense is that he sees conservative politics as sex? That is just wrong on so many levels.

  • Pat

    He’s gotten the attention he so desperately seems to need. A psychologist would have a field day with him. So, he gets a lot of attention tonight at the happy hour bar crawl with his edgy liberal friends, and then goes home to a sad, empty life. Works for me.

  • NixTyranny

    Did Matt Yglesias and Martin Bashir crawl out from under the same rock?

    • John Ansell

      That’s an insult to troglodytes.

  • GirlRaisedInTheSouth

    He’s jealous of Miley’s PR bonanza and trying to keep pace…

    • porkchop6209

      The little twerker

  • cyndo123

    Matt Yglesias, You are a sick person. Seek Help now!

  • Richard Jefferies

    More proof that “intellectuals” in the left are nothing but sexual deviants looking for any excuse to vomit it out their sewer holes.

    • Zach Smith

      I can’t imagine anyone calling Yglesias an “intellectual,” not even the left.

  • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive ✓re-rolled

    That he still has a job is every bit as telling of The Slate as it is of him.

  • http://twitter.com/newclasstraitor NewClassTraitor

    Yglesias and his fellow presstitutes would know everything about these things, being 0bama’s “girl”, Also about “teabagging”

  • Adela Wagner

    Sounds more like what Matty does around the office in the hope of them promising to let him keep his job.

  • Minicapt

    Matty is uncertain whether the two acts are performed serially, or and be accomplished simultaneously. One problem is that he thinks physics is involved, and physics makes everything hard.

    Cheers

    • porkchop6209

      For God’s sake-Don’t drag math into this

  • radicallyalyssa

    You know, I’ve never been mistreated by a conservative male ever in my life. Now, I have definitely been mistreated, harassed, and sexualized by numerous derpy leftists. Says a lot about their War On Women, amirite?

    • porkchop6209

      Some of them had a disguise on

    • porkchop6209

      Spot for a poster child just became available….

  • porkchop6209

    So we should pen an analogy of (alleged) immaturity and idiocy of #MattYglesias, instead of adults?

  • Ryan Johnson

    And just HOW many times have I been saying the left WANTS teens to have wanton sex, destroy their psyches (majority of teens say they regret having sex and wish they waited), then feed the abortion and contraceptive industries? Also #waronteenwomen

    • porkchop6209

      Let’s see-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9………..oh darn, they lost count…….do over!……

      • Ryan Johnson

        (as you start over) eleventy five, sixteemay three, twoty one…

        • porkchop6209

          Well, you know how it is when that third grade education kicks in right before you graduate. And another thing…..Oh, wait… I gotsta go…. Pa sez I gotta slop the cows and milk the hogs and get in ‘nother batch of secret recipe afore ma gets supper on da table and da sun goes down in dese here parts…..

  • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

    As an expert in giving head and having his aᛋᛋ stuffed he is certainly entitled to voice his opinion.

  • Emma Lewis

    Obama’s selfie at Mandela’s memorial & his speech

    bit.ly/ObamaSelfies

  • neoface

    The guy is a homo, probably has a crush on Ryan. Sicko!!!

  • Acethepug

    And here’s how Matt Yglesias is like a lying partisan whore. Wait, did I say like? I meant IS.
    Matt, I’m sorry you have no talent for writing. I’m sorry you’ve thrown in with the Lying Left, and therefore have no moral center or intellectual honesty. But please stop acting like the problem is everyone else when it is very clearly you who is the problem.
    The first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem (or in your case, a plethora of problems), Matt.

  • ClinkinKY

    Matt Yglesias needs to keep his sexual fantasies to himself.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Wait. Is Matty Yglesias related to Ted Kennedy and/or Bill Clinton?

  • dogwonder

    Pig, piece of misogynistic trash. What is it with progressive males they’re so full of poison and venom towards women, so you are gay progressive men that’s no reason to hurl hatred at women.

  • jeanee5tam

    hahahahahaha>he’s stuck at the *girl* stage!!!! it’ always comes out with libs! hahahahahaha!!!!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    BTW, Matt, what the HELL is ‘Obscurantism?” And do you think that’s enough to appease offending Congressional Leader, after comparing his actions to gross teen sex? REALLLLLLYYYYYY!!….Jawamax 8<{D}

  • therantinggeek

    I hereby nominate Matt Yglesias for the Wall of Shame. Anyone second the motion?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I second, third and fourth your motion! And don’t forget the Darts… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Fhalkyn Phoenix

        I fifth and sixth it!

  • http://roxannecooper.tumblr.com Roxanne

    I almost puked when I saw one of my tweets on a TownHall property.

  • Genevieve

    What is with these leftest misogynistic journalists? OK lets there’s this from Matt, pretty sure this isn’t the first time, There is Girlscout guy blogger who gives our girls advice… with erotic band video online, there’s the Onion calling 9yo actress the ” C” word? Then the endless parades of women hating from MSNBC… Bashir asks people to Piss and Shit in Palins mouth, AND his earlier comment about an Asian journalist who got him aroused, Pierce Morgans too much to mention….
    imagine if a conservative said these things… more thank half of this is , aimed at girls. Really? I sure hope someone is looking at this from the legal protection of minors perspective.
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T… just a little bit… please!

    Coincidently…
    Today, in the news Pelosi prompted by Wagner at MSNBC declares:
    “Republican War on Women “- priceless! Really Ladies?
    ALEX WAGNER, MSNBC: What is it, do you think, that keeps them on this anti- woman crusade that wants to rewind the clock so many years. REP. NANCY PELOSI: One word, disrespect. Disrespect for the role that women have, in terms of exercising their judgment about their responsibilities. Disrespect
    for women in the workplace by not passing equal pay for equal work, pay equity; without raising minimum wage, 62% of the people that make minimum wage are women;without valuing the time of women with paid sick leave, which is something we’ve been advocating; without joining us in our — when women succeed, America succeeds….

    Seriously … you cant make this stuff up!!!

  • http://lnsmitheeblog.blogspot.com LN_Smithee

    “I think the obscenity is defensible.”

    I’m sure those are the words that Rush Limbaugh was searching for re Sandra Fluke.