Medusa Marcotte decided to crawl out of her lair this afternoon to spread her trademark feminist cheer and champion the murder of unborn children:

Gosh, she’s charming!

She’s also extremely gifted with analogies:

Being pregnant is analogous to having a cold? Who knew?

Marcotte’s logic is fascinating — and utterly insane:

It’s worth pointing out that the pro-science über-lefty doesn’t understand how antibiotics work:

Marcotte makes it look easy. She’s perfected the art of vicious, willful ignorance — which is how she managed to out-ass her asstastic self with this monumentally disgusting tweet:

What a miserable, loathsome cockroach she is.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/402544151931023360

That just about sums it up.

She’s depraved. God help that monster.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Amanda Marcotte

  • pinupartist

    Oh my God, if she were any stupider, she’d be vice president!

    Is she genuinely so stupid she thinks she’s being clever or provocative or helping her cause? Every leftist with a blog thinks they’re the next Jonathan Swift. smh

    • ChrisInToronto

      For the win!

    • CR

      This is kind of neither here nor there, but EVERYONE should be refusing antibiotics for colds. Antibiotics don’t treat colds. Idiots who take antibiotics for colds are part of why there are superbugs that we can no longer treat.

      • RblDiver

        True enough. I’ve long felt that the “Must kill all germs” mentality that prevails does more harm. It’s good to get sick, particularly when you’re young, so that you build up immunities. To quote The Friz, “Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!”

    • https://twitter.com/BlissTabitha Tabitha Bliss

      Left’s biggest problem is they don’t see humanity as anything special. A cell, a parasite, a human, all the same in their minds.
      Many of them even see wild animals as far superior to humans.

      They are a threat to humanity. Seriously, these people should be institutionalized..

      • Tigerspike

        Seriously. I read through some of this twitter ‘discussion’ and one woman actually said that she would be okay with any parasite other than a baby shaped one. When called on it, others came to her defense with the ‘whatever floats her boat’-style defense. Vile.

    • Clayton Grant

      If only there were a test to detect the presence of whatever bacteria affected people like Marcotte in utero.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    That is one stupid woman.

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    If this idiot (who has me blocked, btw) gets pregnant as a “consequence of socializing”, I hope I’m never on the subway with her.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I will post your bail.

    • linnilu

      What would sleep with her? Not only is she stupid, but she’s as ugly as a mud fence to top it all off. Eeewww!

  • LegalizeShemp

    Typical lib. Comparing unborn children to parasites, disease or convicted murderers. “Hey, if you want unborn children to live, why do you want murderers executed, aren’t you pro-life “? Yes, they compare innocent unborn children to guilty convicted murderers, that’s how effed up these moral relativists truly are.

    • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

      It’s how they deal with consequences. “I didn’t just kill my baby, I snuffed a germ!”

  • alanstorm

    According to her own “logic”, if she ever takes antibiotics, she is a mass murderer and should commit sepuku to atone.

    Is anyone else seeing that?

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Seppuku without a second, at that.

    • schveiguy

      Nope, she is saying mass murder is OK, because we kill billions of bacteria every day. i.e. she is OK with killing bacteria, she is OK with killing babies.

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    What dafuq is that?

    • Spiny Norman

      Amanda Marcotte being Amanda Marcotte.

      Seriously.

  • Al’s Sad Grampa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’d say that her statement that pro-lifers should mind their own business is the epitome of irony if it wasn’t expected that a regressive would say something like that.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “The mind that alters, alters all”, William Blake

  • 24fan

    Well she never was one for warm cuddly feelings. She needs Love, I’ll pray for her

  • dbry258

    interesting that she posts on twitter, a public forum designed for engagement and is then SHOCKED and BOTHERED that people engage and calls them nosy? That alone is astounding; but her complete inability for coherent thought, let alone ANY moral compass whatsoever is disturbing.

  • anjullyn

    I really hope her ovaries shrivel up and turn into raisins assuring she will NEVER conceive. Also, I hope that if she ever wishes to adopt, the sick tweets regarding children will also prevent that from happening.

  • Angelica

    Trust me people. WE DO NOT WANT NASTY BACTERIA LIKE Amanda Marcotte REPRODUCING.

  • Scorpion

    Makes sense. She was her mother’s “infection” and it’s obvious the infection survived to infect society with more liberalism.

  • NachoCheese (D)

    What a ghoulish cretin. The face of pure unadulterated evil.

  • ceemack

    If she really thinks it’s sinful to kill bacteria…well, if you’re ever in her house, don’t use the bathroom.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Imagine what HER house looks like!

    • Jay Stevens

      Or her dishes.

  • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

    Well, since she has no chance of ever being impregnated by a man…

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      A syringe would shrivel before entering that disease farm.

    • Guest

      Or a turkey baster!

  • Texan357

    What an incredibly disgusting creature. So full of herself, too:

    I’ll ask you one more time, or you’re blocked.

    ONOZ. BLOCKED BY MONSTROUS GHOUL. Also: “or?” Moron.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “In the name of open-minded tolerance, I refuse to be confronted with your differing opinion.” I do love the logic of the open-minded tolerants.

  • WhoMeToo

    Dear @cher,
    I apologize for all the “you are the top moron” tweets.
    You have CLEARLY been replaced.==> @AmandaMarcotte

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      I think we need a LibTwit Deathmatch – Cher vs Marcotte in a steel cage, spouting off leftist claptrap until one’s head explodes.

      Whoever wins, we win.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        And the average intelligence of the race goes up a bit.

      • Spinmamma

        I’m afraid my head might explode first.

  • Sheik Yerbouti (I)

    Mandy’s default position when she’s up against the wall: Answer her stupid, irrelevant, strawman question, or she will – HORRORS! – BLOCK you. She does it all the time. Two weeks ago, she was demanding that people who’d told her they’d had their health insurance canceled provide her a screenshot of the cancellation notice, or “it didn’t happen – and you will be BLOCKED”. Mandy just could not believe that what Republicans had warned of for three years was actually coming true.

    Hell – she blocked me just for pointing out that in her stompy, protect-Obamacare-at-all-costs-tantrum, she had blocked someone who’d agreed with her.
    Of course, once the flood of cancellations could no longer be ignored – even by a shut-in like Mandy – she “moved on” to rape, abortion, etc, etc, etc. When she finally did mention the O-care disaster again, it was to mimic the WH line that all the policies being canceled were “substandard”.
    You just can’t fix stupid like hers.

  • Scorpion

    I wonder how many life forms does the car wash remove from her windshield.

  • Diane Stephan

    She makes me embarrassed to share the same gender.

    • fivegreatkids

      Ditto on that – sad, sad woman. I really feel sorry for her. She may think life is hunky now but there will come a time….

    • trixiewoobeans

      I’m embarrassed to share the same planet! I don’t think she’s from around here. I could almost buy her argument if she was the invasive bacteria needing vanquishing. The Gift of Life she denies others, was so wasted on her.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Andromeda Strain Marcotte?

        • trixiewoobeans

          Andramanda strain, lol! Very toxic.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Relax.

    The FBI Behavioral Science people know where she is at all times.

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Sometimes thinking and logic will do nothing to get through to someone. Me thinks it’s time for someone to just beat her azz. Preferably a gang of toddlers.

  • Eddie Dane

    Love her “glad you’re flattered” remark even though nobody said they were. She just assumes anybody would be flattered by her attention.

  • Lynn McIntosh

    She will suffer. We don’t have to worry about her. Thanks for bringing it to light. Hope she doesn’t think she’s some kind of leader! Ha so sad!

  • LegalizeShemp

    This is perhaps the most dangerous thing about liberals, that being their moral relativism. This involves taking two thing that are totally different, and calling them the same (ie. unborn children and bacteria), or conversely, taking two things that are exactly the same and saying they are different (ie, Republican sex scandals VS. Democrat sex scandals).

  • $56231069

    It does say something about feminism that this insane person could become one of its foremost spokeswomen.

    • Spinmamma

      No. She just gets more air time. There is nothing truly feminist, or feminine, about this very sick person.

  • Ed McDowell

    It appears that Mrs. Marcotte never got past the bacteria stage. Who is she?

  • Steve__Jacobson

    I take back my comment about her being one stupid woman. She’s just crass and vulgar and doesn’t add to any conversation.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “You’re not required to interact with others.”

    Well, for that matter, neither are you. And I can tell you there are a lot of people who wish you would follow your own advice there.

    They sure as shootin’ are in no hurry to interact with you.

  • Bumr50

    Poor cat…

  • desicon

    Then she is the full blown bacteria and causing these liberal plague.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Why do liberals preach evolutionary theory, yet reject the theory of “survival of the fittest”, which is the basis of that very theory?

    • Bathing Suit Area

      What?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Be careful folks, if you get a sinus infection, Marcotte will give you an abortion !

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Only if I get to give her a high colonic with a Roman candle.

  • Marvin Nelson

    This woman is so stupid that she has to hire someone to tell her to breathe and eat. She knows less about science than my cat, who is pretty smart, by the way. I never knew that you could catch “pregnancy” the same way that one catches a cold.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      She’s as dumb as a stump. My apologies to stumps.

    • Sheik Yerbouti (I)

      “I never knew that you could catch “pregnancy” the same way that one catches a cold.”
      You obviously haven’t met the people Mandy hangs out with.

  • spaceycakes

    ‘pants-crappingly insane’

    that’s what I’m going with…for the rest of my life!

  • RememberSekhmet

    Forever Alone.

  • rennyangel2

    Right up there with the Zeke Emanuel and Peter Singer post-birth abortion tripe.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Right up there with Sanger’s attempt at genocide. AKA Planned Parenthood.

  • Maren

    “Anti-choicers”. “Pro-life for bacteria”. Ignorance is bliss.

  • Sheik Yerbouti (I)

    I just have a feeling Mandy is as much a stranger to sex as she is to the vagaries of the insurance industry.

  • stellatruman

    Um , you aren’t supposed to take antibiotics for a cold. Someone ought to tell this embarrassing female this

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “You’re not required to interact with others.”

    That has to be the most ironic thing Amanda has ever said.

    • Scotty G.

      Today.

  • MinnesotaSlims

    Those who dont care for the unborn, also dont care for the already-born.

  • WhoDat

    She fails at sarcasm.

    Scratch that, she fails at life.

  • Acethepug

    So, in that same vein, should someone wish a post-birth abortion on Amanda, no biggie, right? I mean, that would pale in the number of lives Planned Parenthood murders every year.

    What a horrible human being she is.

  • drw

    If only her mother had felt the same way………….

  • JBDestiny

    How does the little dear square her “abortion gets rid of a clump of cells” belief with her “antibiotics kill many organisms” belief? Asking for a friend, you know.

    • Bathing Suit Area
      • Spiny Norman

        We all know what an analogy is, you blinkered idiot. It’s just that the one Amanda’s making is nothing short of ridiculous.

        • Jarhead83

          This…

  • thedumbblonde

    I think we are all wrong giving her “air time”.

  • coneil5150

    If that is the way she feels why isn’t she fighting for the release of KIRMIT GOSNELL ?

  • Vahalis

    heh.
    wow. I feel a little better about some of my more idiotic Disqus posts after reading that.

  • righteousreverenddynamite

    You see, this is how Ms. Marcotte practices birth control: Be as loathesome, ignorant, amoral, and ugly as possible and there won’t be anyone idiotic enough to engage in sweet sexual congress with her. She is the Ebola virus of the dating scene!

  • Heather_A

    OH she special as hell.

    ~H

  • brightshadows

    Its adorable when 40 plus people still argue like the back-bencher in second-grade class. By her own analogy, Adam Lanza was not guilty of anything the children in Sandy Hook just happened to be in his shooting range.

  • constitutionminded

    There isn’t enough drugs or alcohol to make me want to be with her for any reason.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Oh no! I’m sure everything she’s ever said was just to impress you.

  • SonofaCV15

    Ah! So now we know! When Amanda was born her mother was actually giving birth to a 4 or 5 pound bouncing baby booger….

    … It’s all starting to make sense now! I’ll bet that at the baby shower her mother got a whole bunch of Kleenex. And I’m sure Amanda really appreciates her mother not sneezing until she had grown to full term.

  • SteveGoldsch

    Marcotte’s Rule: No controversy is complete without Amanda Marcotte making a complete idiot of herself.

  • NRPax

    And that is why we support freedom of speech so passionately. We want views like hers out in the sunlight.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    That’s okay, Amanda. I equate you to bacteria all the time…

    • NRPax

      What did bacterium ever do to you to deserve such a comparison?

      • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

        I went out on a blind date with one once. Got stuck with the check because, as the bacterium put it, “I don’t have any pockets.”

  • EastValleyConservative

    What I find most interesting about rabid pro-aborts like Marcotte is that they scream for the government to stay out of their uterus, but DEMAND that the government force you to pay to kill the babies that reside there. Stop letting them control the argument. You will never be able to convert a pro-abort, they either come to it themselves or stay in that mode forever. The argument should be 100% why she (and others) think they can demand that others pay for what goes on in their uterus while simultaneously demanding you stay out of it? They DEMAND birth control be paid for by someone else by mandate, and if they are too lazy to take it or it doesn’t work, DEMAND that your paycheck be milked to kill a fetus. Change the argument. Other than the willfully ignorant or the terminally stupid, the real goal of the pro-abort activist is “free” and on demand.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Yes, they say, “keep the government out of my womb”, yet insist that government get involved in every other organ, brain, liver, spleen, intestinal tract, all those organs need to be covered by Obamacare. Stay out of their wombs (unless you’re being forced to pay the bill of course, they insist you get involved in that aspect.

    • JR48

      GET OUT OF MY UTERUS! …but I want you to pay for anything involved with it.

      Teenagers. “Mom, get out of my life!…………but before you do, can you give me 20 bucks and a ride to the mall?”

  • LegalizeShemp

    Maybe Twitchy should start running a new segment with the daily liberal update, and simply name it “The Gutter Report”.

  • RDuke

    I love when her ilk come up with some insipid non-sequitur “riposte” then sit back smugly as though they’ve just laid out a flush in a hand of philosophical poker.

    She has to have some pretty severe limits intellectually to be so pleased with herself.
    But in her own way she’s a dazzlingly compelling argument in favor of abortion.

  • ICOYAR

    I consider her to be a disease.

    Get rid of it before it contaminates others.

  • Ted H.

    She’s onto something here, seriously. I mean, how often have we been ‘punished’ with a cold? Too damn much, I tells ya

  • Rebecca Adams

    Who is this dimwit? I hope her cooties do NOT make it to the gene pool.

  • Pamela

    Antibiotics mutate bacteria and germs much like abortion has mutated her definition of life.

  • richardd2013

    i honestly feel like i have a virus just reading her comments. Truly sickening “woman”

  • karmafordems

    Geez

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      (Vote down if you don’t like this joke)
      I’d rather abort Influenza!.. Jawamax 8<{D}

      • karmafordems

        Yep!

  • trangbang68

    I’d liken that crazy skank to an STD waiting to happen, probably why she has a thing for bacteria, she breeds them in her nasty nether regions.
    Hey Amanda, the common cold is a virus you moron.

  • ERMERGERD

    This bitch is on a whole new level of stupidity.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      ..And WELCOME BACK! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

    Wow, this woman is so insanely pro-abort, it’s enough to make Gosnell cringe.

  • Vitiosum

    The day this idiot becomes a licensed physician will be the day I still won’t listen to her B/S insanity.

  • constitutionminded

    But who is she and why should we care?

  • Luray Rominger

    Just think what a comfort she will be to a friend who has suffered a miscarriage. How miserable can one person be?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      She never grew out of her “Goth” Stage from her teens.. XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Killing germs = killing unborn children? Then killing Amanda Marcotte must be equally innocuous.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Been there, heard this Lib Tripe before…
    In the early days of Rush’s Radio show, I remember one day he was ranting about how Feminazis were comparing unborn babies in the fetal stage to Infections…This same Schputz (pardon the phrase) from Marcotte is an absurd continuum of this argument, which makes no sense! Jawamax 8<{D} #ForLife!

  • ScottyG

    My guess is this self proclaimed “cat lady” is barren & has personally decided that because she can’t have children, no other Woman should be blessed with them

    At least that’s the way I read her from her vitriolic replies. She also wants people to keep their noses out of her vagina. Perhaps, she has personal hygiene issues & her life partner left because of them.

    Just a bitter & disgusting human with deep rooted psychological obstacles.