For anyone wondering what kind of person would see fit to get behind the oh-so-delightful “Ho-surance” ad campaign, the mystery’s been solved. And shockah! It’s a dude:

Bigger shockah? It’s this dude:

Meet Alan Franklin, ProgressNow Colorado’s political director and bona fide super-stud:

Ooo … wonder what he’s thinking about right at that moment. Probably his world getting rocked:

Hardcore, dude.

He speaks Spanish? Muy caliente! And he totally understands women.

Check out the ladies’ man in action:

https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400341944049479680

https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400342755613736960

https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400344519473774592

Charming bastard, isn’t he?

Congratulations, Alan. You’re the man!

Franklin can try all he wants to make Republicans the bad guys here:

But it won’t work.

Bingo. This calls for a boom-worthy exit question:

Annnnd a win:

Well played.

Editor’s note: Included in an update to this post were references to a tweet by Planned Parenthood Votes Colorado. The post initially stated that PPVC was unaware that a pro-Obamacare group was behind the campaign. PPVC tweeted a clarification, and this post has been amended accordingly. For more information, please click here.

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Related:

‘Brosurance,’ dudes! Colorado group taps keg stands to sell Obamacare [pics]

‘Burns the English language’: ‘Brosurance’ Obamacare ad asks, ‘Do you got insurance?’

‘Is douchebaggery a preexisting condition?’: Twitter examines fine print of #Brosurance

  • ObamaFail

    Another case of liberals showing their true colors and attacking Republicans when it blows up in their faces. Keep it trashy libs. Keep it trashy.

    And how is a liberal making an ad showing a woman giving a thumbs up because her free birth control allows her to sleep with numerous partners without fear of pregnancy proof of “republican slut-shaming?”

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Don’t forget all the carefree drinking it was encouraging.

    • HanaFiveO

      Yea, how dare women be upset that they are being debased and objectified. The nerve!

    • rssllue

      Next up for Alan: “The devil made me do it.” Of course when you worship him, this kind of thing is bound to happen.

  • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

    Women having self respect. Not in the agenda.

    • ObamaFail

      Do liberal women have any self-respect? I’m asking because I’m just curious if wearing a vagina costume qualifies as “self-respect.”

    • pinupartist

      Is there a surgical mandate that covers fixing “round heels?”

  • 13strigoi

    Is it just me, or does he really need to starch his collar? Oh wait he’s a democratic political director, he probably sleeps in that suit in his car when he’s not at night clubs waiting for the girls still around at last call.

    • ObamaFail

      I wonder if his pick-up line is, “Hey ladies, I’ve got some free birth control so we’re ‘hot to trot!'”

      • 13strigoi

        Well he is free birth control…

        • pinupartist

          “Liberal, smug & homely is no way to go though life, son.”

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        I think his pick up line is, “Hey, look over there!” so he can rufie the drink.

        • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Don’t be stealing my line, Phil. lol Eh, go ahead!

  • Texan357

    Wait, those weren’t just a bad joke?

  • 13strigoi

    I think this guy is single-handedly planning on bringing back the leisure suit. I think I saw him downtown the other day telling his brother “And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!”

  • RblDiver

    I’m 29, your target demographic (well, perhaps a bit older, but still).

    I was zero percent likely to go O-care before. I’m now even lower. Figure it out.

    • pinupartist

      Your grasp of grammar & vocabulary reveal you to be well outside the “Do you got insurance” target demo.

      Their target audience is morons. Selfish, stupid & lazy is the bread & butter of government dependency programs.

      • RblDiver

        Indeed. Hell, he’d probably get the same or better results by just making an ad “Wanna f%ck? Buy Obamacare!” or something.

        • pinupartist

          More like “Wanna get f–ed, buy o-care” 😉

        • HanaFiveO

          That’s pretty much what he did.

        • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Oddly enough, I was doing just fine in that department, way before Obamacare came into being.

  • BoscoBolt

    Just think, ladies – at this very moment, Alan Franklin is imaging YOU having sex.

    • HanaFiveO

      Ick, ick, ick!
      Curse you Bosco!

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      No he’s not. He’s imaging liberal women having sex. Us conservative women are better than he is capable of imagining.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        I think his ads pretty much prove that when imagining having sex, Franklin is not thinking about “breeders.”

        • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          My comment has nothing to do with breeding. lol

  • carla5731

    Puritanical indignation? If believing that adults should be responsible for the financial aspect of their sex lives makes me a puritan, then bring on the buckle shoes!

  • Ryan Johnson

    “Of course it was a man.”

    I love you Dana, but that’s kinda sexist itself… just sayin. If there as an offensive campaign aimed at men and I said “Of course it was a woman,” everyone would say I was being sexist.

    https://twitter.com/PPVotesColorado/statuses/400362195432656896 LOLOLOL Planned Parenthood, you deserve everything you get for this one!

    • Arkuy The Great

      Yeah, it is quite obvious that whoever trolls the intarwebs on behalf of PP is not the brightest light on the chandelier.

  • HanaFiveO

    I should have guessed. Franklin is a foul, misogynist pig prog of the first order. Sl*ut shaming my buttoks you disgusting POS.

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Anyone else here think this guy’s dates are slipped a roofie before they have to worry about their birth control?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      I’m thinking this guy’s “dates” end up in shallow dirt in his crawl space.

  • Zach Smith

    Are these things official ads? Are they financed by the government, or are they just the product of some liberal kooks looking for attention?

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Official and paid for with tax dollars from Colorado taxpayers.

      • Zach Smith

        Lovely.

  • Arkuy The Great

    “In Spanish, the word “clown” is “payaso.”

    And in Italian it is “pagliaccio”. What’s your point!?

  • The Guru

    The ends justify the means to liberals so in their worldview they are always right and anyone else is always wrong. Its actually quite hilarious because almost every single piece of liberal legislation passed by Democrat majority has blown up and had the opposite effect.

  • disappearing moderate

    Guess we know now why Alan is touting all that red wine. Hope his dinner companions are checking for powdery residue.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Me-You guessed wrong Alan

      Alan Franklin-You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Coloradan when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha… (keels over)

  • JPeden

    Doesn’t cost very much for that “free” birth control, eh? Sandra Fluk at least kinda made the future call that Julia’s free birth control will cost even much more than $1000/yr.! Dam those Christian meanies!

  • JPeden

    Talk about a freaking War on Women! Bait and switch “free” b.c. + calling them all widdle cloned Julia’s molded as needed to perform “correctly” within the OFascistOTrainWreck Totalitarian Otopia!

  • WhoFarted

    Are the shots for her STD’ s free too?

    • Arkuy The Great

      Other ads at the hosting site declare a mountaineer’s injuries from falling off a 75-foot cliff as covered. Draw your own conclusions.

  • lazypadawan

    Of course.

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    LMAO!!! Planned Parenthood is mad at you Alan because you’re a slut shamer. Guess that apology will be forth coming, huh? Have fun in the unemployment line, genius.

  • AZWarrior

    Takes after his “bro” the big O. Yeah baby!

  • George Orwell

    People like Alan Franklin have a important function in this,world; They make beta males look and feel like alphas.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Looks like Alan Franklin released another ad

  • $24549613

    This is the best part of the whole thing:

    Planned Parenthood thought it was a joke to mock Ocare carried out by conservatives and responded accordingly!!!! They thought it was republican slut shaming! hahahahahahahahah

    http://www.ncregister.com/blog/simcha-fisher/do-you-got-awful/

  • YouGoGirl

    Alan Franklin is to Obamacare ads as CGI is to Healthcare.gov. We have a match !

  • Craven Moorehead

    ….”hey whitey, you’re stupid so check out this lame propaganda and eat it up as we con you to pay for the dirtbags who contribute nothing to america”

    #impeachobama …….his entire tenure as president eerily resembles nazi propaganda levels of lies,lies,lies and constant bombardment of brainwashing.