As Twitchy reported, ProgressNow Colorado is out with a new series of ads courting randy, easy women. And Planned Parenthood Votes Colorado, for one, is outraged — outraged! — at such blatant misogyny:

Um, beg your pardon, guys?


Yep. PPVC can thank ProgressNow Colorado’s political director Alan Franklin for bringing “ho-surance” to life.

Aching. Sides.

Are we ever!



PPVC clarified the earlier tweet:

So, the complaint about “slut-shaming” was directed at conservatives disgusted by the “ho-surance” ads, and not at the jackasses behind the ads. Go figure. Nice to know that Planned Parenthood has its priorities straight.

We apologize for misrepresenting PPVC’s initial tweet and regret the error.



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  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Once they find out it was their own side, it’ll be delete and deny time.

    • 0bamasnought

      That assumes they will figure something out.
      Like to take the sandwich out of the bag before they bite.

      • Clayton Grant

        Or how to remove the weiner from their buns first.

    • Clayton Grant


      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        WETSU 😉

        • Clayton Grant

          I haven’t a clue what that is.

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            Google is very definitely your friend, or at least the urban dictionary is.

          • Clayton Grant

            It came back with several meanings, so I gave up.
            WETSU Women Engineers, Technicians and Scientists in Uganda
            WETSU We Eat This Stuff Up (military; jump cry of 11th Airborne Division)
            WETSU We Endeavor to Succeed Universally
            WETSU We Expect This Stuff Usually (military; polite form)
            I’ll assume you meant the last one.

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            We Eat This S**t Up. Blame my kid brother, the USMC Ssgt.

    • cranky yankee

      Twitchy never forgets Twitchy is forever

    • conservativechick

      Where are all the liberal trolls on this one? hahaha Even they are embarrassed.

  • HanaFiveO

    The flood waters of stupid are high on the riverbanks today.

  • Mandy in SC

    Their next tweet claims that discussion about birth control, and encouraging women to be healthy is a good thing.

    “2 B clear, ads encouraging women 2 B healthy are good! So is dialogue about birth control #ThanksObamacare

    • Texan357

      That’s the worst recovery since “recovery summer.”

      • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        Which “recovery summer?” 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 or 2013?

        • Texan357

          Yes. :)

    • HanaFiveO

      Ummm, fail.

      You cant say in one breath that; your enemy is waging war on women and in the next breath say; But war promotes conversation and any conversation is good!
      Does not compute. Is not logical.

      • Arkuy The Great

        They tend to forget that a “dialogue” goes both ways.

        • HanaFiveO

          It sure does!

  • BoscoBolt

    Uh, how exactly does one “slutshame” sl*ts who have no shame?

    • Archaic

      My guess? They still have shame, they just don’t want to be reminded of it.

  • FreedomFighter

    Just sit back folks and enjoy the self destruction of liberalism.

  • ObamaFail

    Libs always try to blame their classlessness on Conservatives. Of course Progressive men don’t respect women. It’s not a shock. Especially when those Prog guys figure they don’t need to bother using condoms or what not because they figure the Prog woman they’re sleeping with has free birth control or can just get an abortion if an “accident” happens.

    When the mindless idiots at Planned Parenthood learn a Progressive man made the ad, they’ll turn around and start talking about how anyone who doesn’t like the ad hates women.

  • John Alvarado

    Oh yes, we anti-obamacare people wanted to promote birth control and how ACA helps women get the Lena Dunham style healthcare they deserve.

  • Jack Deth

    It’s immensely humorous that the left, liberals and LIVs instantly think that conservatives would sink so quickly to their gutter level(s).

    Every time they come out with an “Insta-Blame” for the Tea Party whenever another liberal Moonbat deliberately gets off his or her Meds and starts blasting other liberals. It literally blows up in their faces.

    Persistent AND Masochistic… A delightfully odd coupling!

  • Kat

    Don’t these progs find it just a tad bit condescending that supposedly all of a woman’s problems are solved once she’s on birth control? Why aren’t feminists up in arms about the notion that sex with a hot guy is the ultimate goal in life?

    Oh, that’s right. As long as a woman’s being screwed into oblivion, that’s all that really matters.

    • Theresa Klein

      Democrats think that the way to a woman’s vote is through her vagina.

      • Acuda4me ✓Please!

        Unfortunately, doesn’t Terry MacAwful’s recent win prove it might be a winning stratedgy for them?

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I really do not understand the whole concept of “sl*t (this word seems to require a visit from the mods) shaming”. Why would one care what anyone else thinks? If you are proud of the choices you make, why do you let someone else dictate if you should be ashamed of that decision? I will admit, I had my fun and if someone were to call me a sl*t, I couldn’t care less. THAT is how you give others control over your bodies ladies, not someone expecting you to make certain “decision” within a reasonable about of time or making things inconvenient for you.

  • Markward

    Ahhh, blue on blue fire. I love it.

    My only thing is, Free? So you are spending how much per month to get how much in Birth control? Furthermore, were condoms worth a BILLION dollars to buy before Obamacare came around? I mean how much would it be to go down to 7-11 and buy a pack?

    Oh wait, that would mean it be on the couple’s heads to buy it and use it. Wouldn’t want to take responsibility now, would we?

    • Theresa Klein

      For only $175/month, you can get FREE birth control!

  • lainer51

    Unfortunate that anti-obamacare folks are #slutshaming #women who use #birthcontrol
    Sorry, honey, one can only slutshame themselves.

  • Sean

    Oh, now I get it, Planned Parenthood thinks a woman “Hot to Trot” in an ad touting her eagerness to get a man between the sheets because her Birth Control is free is pious and moral. It’s the evil right-wingers that are making her out to be a slut. What universe do these idiots come from?

  • SineWaveII

    On top of all of that, the ads are racist.

  • Arkuy The Great

    “2 B clear, ads encouraging women 2 B healthy are good!”

    Hate to break it to you, PP troll, but banging the first hottie you see after barely saying “hello” is not healthy behavior! The ad in question encourages this. It is going to get pushback from those who think a woman is more than her va-jay-jay, unlike PP.

  • arttie

    Pimping women much?

  • DwellsInFire

    “2 B clear, ads encouraging women 2 B healthy are good!”

    Really? Perhaps ads shouldn’t be encouraging women to be promiscuous fornicating slut whores. Or is that too much to ask?

  • ISURosebud

    Why is jumping into bed and having sex with a strange man just because he’s hot considered “healthy?” Crazy PP. He could be violent, have STDs, but by all means with free Pills have at him.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    I like their little note at the bottom of the add. Doubt any of the target group will read that far.

  • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

    Blue inadvertently carpet bombing blue..

    pass the popcorn..

    are these people even slightly aware how clown college they look to non progressives?.. it’s so comedy hour, they couldn’t even bother reading far enough to see it was a progressive ad..

    then they act as if they knew it all along, and were REALLY addressing conservative laughter at their own misogyny… trying to twist that train wreck into a rainbow, they just end up looking even more the hypocrites..

  • Julius500

    Would have preferred if they continued to stand up for women.

  • Janice LEE

    Just proving what low regard the left has for young women. No surprise despite their endless bashing of the republican’s war on women.

  • World B. Free

    Remember, ladies, vote with your lady parts!

    Because the Democratic party, planned parenthood and every other “progressive” group think that you are nothing more than a brainless pair of moist lips with a hole in the middle.