Oh, he is good:

OK, but some of us still have questions:



Teehee! Patience, guys.

Well played, sir.



Ha! Pat Sajak explains why he won’t blame Obama for his ‘first stupid, career-threatening tweet’

Heh: Pat Sajak tweets about best Al Sharpton action figure ever

‘I’d like to buy a ‘burn,’ please’: Pat Sajak nails nosey NSA nudniks in one tweet

‘Win’: Pat Sajak uncovers trashed note from Syria strategy session at White House [pic]

‘Exclusive’: Pat Sajak reveals presidential route for Obama’s next LA trip [pic]

‘HA!’ Pat Sajak spanks Obama with tale of weird ‘Wheel of Fortune’ taping

‘Oh ZING!’: Pat Sajak brilliantly nails MSM for jumping the gun on Navy Yard shooting

‘Howling with laughter!’ Pat Sajak wins the day with Putin vowel-buying joke

‘Why I love Twitter’: Don’t miss the magically hilarious snark-spat between Greg Gutfeld and Pat Sajak

Gutfeld and Sajak present ‘Twitter Feud Round 2: The Smack-Talkening’

‘Funniest thing I read on Twitter!’ Who won the Greg Gutfeld, Pat Sajak Emmy night snap-athon?

Pat Sajak: Tonight’s ‘Wheel of Fortune’ prize was unintentionally funny

Family Feud reaction: Pat Sajak shares last time ‘Wheel’ got political

‘Rimshot!’ Pat Sajak’s ‘Fifth Estate’ bathroom break giggles (Bonus: Gutfeld-Sajak smack talk)

Greg Gutfeld spoils Pat Sajak’s unique ‘Breaking Bad’ viewing experience; ‘Wheel’ host retaliates with snark-slam

Be careful trick-or-treating at Pat Sajak’s house this year

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Pat knows if something isn’t broke, you shouldn’t try to fix it.

    • Johnny Right

      If by fix you mean destroy. Wow, I just reminded myself of Greg Guttfeld lol

  • Markward

    Players will not know the guidelines unless they pass them?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    You mean if I buy a vowel, no one will tell me it’s a crap vowel, take it away and make me buy a different one at a higher price? Awesome!! Count me in!

  • Sandor at the Zoo

    Will あ, え, い, お, or う be covered?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Don’t give them any ideas.

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Ok, it’s official. Sajak is my hero. LMAO

  • Karin_A

    Well played, indeed.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Your vowels won’t be terminated, they’ll just be re-sectioned.

  • Tigerspike

    Alright, pack it up, guys. Sajak already won today.

  • rivers

    I LOVE Pat Sajak! I wonder when his audit starts!

  • disqus_eric

    I need to empty my vowels.

  • Jennifer

    Ok, Jon Lovitz got a little more attractive, but Pat Sajak is downright hot!

  • WisconsinPatriot


  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    I would love to meet Pat, once. He seems like he’s a lot of fun.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    Who knew (before Twitchy / Twitter) that he was so funny?

  • $9844146

    Will you please send O the first “transition” notice.

  • Anonnie1

    So Wheel contestants have been buying BAD APPLE vowels all this time? Somebody’s gotta do something!!!

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    With common core, will Y be considered a vowel?