Yesterday, satirical site The Daily Currant posted a story about Sarah Palin saying that Jesus had celebrated Easter. The story was complete B.S., of course, but just as has been the case with other Daily Currant articles, people totally fell for it:

Among those who were duped: None other than doofus Piers Morgan.

The Daily Caller’s “Jim Treacher” couldn’t pass up a golden opportunity to give Musket a verbal beatdown:

Piers returned fire with deflection:

And opened himself up to even more smacking:

Oh yeah. Piers totally knew it was fake the whole time!

But who cares? Because the story may as well have been true:

That Sarah Palin … such a rube! Right, Piers?

We saw much more beauty in watching Piers try — and fail — to play it cool:

Treacher wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of getting away with it:

A desperate Piers turned to condescension:

But he should’ve known better than to bring a butter knife to an intellectual gun fight:


That’s a burn, right there. But since Morgan’s a glutton for punishment, he kept going:

And got pwned some more:

Oh, Musket … when will you learn?



Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan

Twitchy coverage of The Daily Currant

  • pairadimes

    No one outside of his immediate family pays any attention to this man until he does something really stupid, which seems to be about once a week. Ironically, he appears to consider this attention as evidence of a superior intellect.

    • ICOYAR

      Once a week?

      Try once a day.

  • lesterwink23

    Of course Piers doesn’t bring a gun to a gunfight…he thinks they’re yucky and scary, remember?

    • Andy from Beaverton

      Piers just keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole. If he doesn’t shut up, he’ll end up in China.

      • Jeff Allen

        there is actually no place in the US where you can dig to China which is all the more reason to send Piers away.

    • rssllue

      Wet noodle is more his style don’t you think?

  • GrindingMills

    The bigger problem is that people believe this garbage.

    Props to the Daily Currant though. They’ve had a string of their fake stories picked up by mainstream news organizations.

    • conservativechick

      Their hate always wins over logic and truth.

  • Lienathan

    People like this are so desperate to ‘prove’ how dumb Sarah Palin is that they will latch on to the dumbest, most implausible fictions because it suits their ‘knowledge’ of who Sarah Palin is (which they only know because they’ve been told it’s so by the usual suspects.) They swallow these things hook line and sinker uncritically without even the slightest speck of thought or examination. For as much as I detest those of a certain political persuasion, if something comes up that is a little too ‘on the nose’ or too good to be true, I will make good and darn sure I check it before I go passing it around. Liberals will believe it even if it’s fake, and it will become part of their narrative regardless.

    ‘Fake but accurate’ could only be a concept developed by someone completely lacking the capacity for rational thought. To borrow an old saw, the problem is not that they don’t know anything, it’s that they ‘know’ so much that isn’t true.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “Fake but accurate” = Dan Rather, on those forged documents about Dubya’s military service.

      “It’s what you know that ain’t so which gets you into trouble,” Mark Twain, with his take on Josh Billings’s “You’re better off not to know, than to know what ain’t so.” Adapted by Reagan as that it was “[N]ot ignorance [so much as] what they know that isn’t so” which is what troubled him about liberals.

  • littleones

    They are afraid of her.

    • walterc

      And they don’t even know why. Only because they’ve been told to be afraid.

      Pied Piper had nothing on these rubes.

      • AHH!!!

        Pied Piers

  • fireandreamitchell

    Piers Morgan is Britain’s revenge on us for kicking their asses in the 1700’s.

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      Seems more like an encore if you ask me.

    • Corey Dennison

      Well, we’ve evened that score: they’re stuck with Madonna…

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Good grief. He was obviously joking. We all forward stories we think are funny.

    • Rosalie

      He’s an obnoxious jerk who deserves what he gets from his critics.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Which, of course, is why he re-tweeted it saying “Check out this hilarious parody article” instead of “She’s back…”

      Oh, wait.

    • Markward

      I don’t know what is funnier, that Piers fell for the story, or this tool is defending him in a pathetic manner?

      • Finrod Felagund

        Leftist troll Joe doubles down on stupid, film at 11.

    • Jill

      He first replied with “and she’s back”. How is that particularly humorous or indicative of him knowing the story was false?

      • Corey Dennison

        Exactly! How is that “British sarcasm?” I know British sarcasm, and that wasn’t it.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Yeah, he was obviously joking. That’s why he needs people like you to defend him and say he was joking. Because it was so obvious.

      Normally, when something is obvious, you don’t need to belabor the point. That’s the whole point of something being obvious. I would’ve thought it would’ve been obvious, but hey, it’s you. Good grief.

      But you do have one point, Joey. We all forward stories we think are funny. I’m going to forward the story of Piers embarrassing himself and the pathetic attempts to defend, ’cause that really is funny.

    • Corey Dennison

      I will say this about you: you are masterful at spinning away liberal stupidity.

      Just admit that he fell for it because he wanted it to be true.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Trying to remember, did Twitchy post two dozen bitchy tweets when Fox News last week reported *on the air* that President Obama was funding a Muslim museum out of his own pocket? A story THEY got from a satire site? No?

    • Rosalie

      I, for one, would never believe that of O. He only uses taxpayers’ money.

    • Jill

      Didn’t Anna Kooiman apologize and acknowledge that she was duped? Yet, you’re certain that Piers was simply joking, right?

      • JoeMyGodNYC

        Fox did NOT retract the story on air to the millions of their viewers who doubtlessly still believe it. Their host Anna Kooiman merely tweeted her apology. And she has fewer Twitter followers than I do.

        • Markward

          Ahem, liar:

          “Fox will correct the mistake on the air this Saturday, a spokeswoman said. Fox’s policy is to correct mistakes on the same show where they are made.”

          Again, you liberals don’t get to make up facts. Again, you are an intellectually bankrupt moron!

          • JoeMyGodNYC

            So they said nothing on the air for a full week.

          • Jill

            An apology on social media, the website, and on air is not enough?

          • Markward

            Move them goalposts, bitch!

        • Corey Dennison

          Shut up, Joe. You’re embarrassing yourself.

          • Rosalie

            I don’t think Joe should “shut up”. That’s what the left always tells us to do. At least he’s being reasonable.

        • Jill

          Yes, they did. If you put as much effort into research as you do defense of all things liberal, you would know that.

        • Guest

          Obviously, like Morgan, she was joking. Can’t your logic work for her as well?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      So, to defend people (you agree with) mistaking one satire site’s story as real, you condemn people (you disagree with) for… mistaking one satire site’s story as real? Way to keep it logical, Joey.

      • JoeMyGodNYC

        Why do you think Twitchy ignored the Fox News fail?

        • WilliamAmos

          We wanted to give you something to whine about.

          • JoeMyGodNYC

            Right. And not because you cover up for right wing media gaffes but do cartwheels over silly non-stories like this one.

          • Garym

            Its okay Joey, you can always go to Media Matters for the TRUTH about reich wing media.

          • JoeMyGodNYC

            Oh I do. Every day.

          • Garym

            That was sarcasm, by the way. You progressives are awfully dense sometimes. See: Piers Morgan.

          • Markward

            What, you expected any original thought, or intelligent thought for the matter, from joe?

          • blueniner

            Stop with the sour grapes….

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            Vinegar with lemon juice… Jawamax 8<{D}

          • VerminMcCann

            Or maybe because Twitchy covers Twitter, not cable news channels.

          • JoeMyGodNYC

            Her apology was tweeted.

          • Sojibby

            She apologized for being wrong.

            Morgan vows he was joking, when we all know he was fooled. If he did know it was satire “she’s back…” would not be him trying to be funny, but him trying to manipulate his thousand of watchers because he thinks they are stupid. Really irresponsible – at best – for the lead anchor at CNN.

            And you can’t tell the difference lol!

          • Jill

            As opposed to Morgan’s non tweeted apology, of course…

          • Sojibby

            sorry, repeat post

          • VerminMcCann

            Even though I should know better, I’m going to give you a little bit of credit and assume you can tell the difference between a apology for something that did not take place on Twitter that was tweeted to what you yourself said is an insignificant number of followers and a comment that was itself the subject of criticism that was tweeted to a large number of followers.

            Also, how does this thread unfairly implicate Chicago Jesus?

            And, why do you insist that the right has some duty of self-scrutiny that the left does not? Do you troll leftwing sites demanding that they address liberal gaffes every time they criticize a conservative? If not, why?

          • Corey Dennison

            Thank you for your utter predictability.

            You gonna work George W. Bush into a post now?

    • VerminMcCann

      Hey Joe, how does this tread fallaciously implicate Chicago Jesus? And Fox knew that story was fake the whole time. You just don’t understand Republican sarcasm.

    • Corey Dennison

      Nice deflection.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      No, I’ve never heard that joke before… XD Jawamax 8<{D} #StarveTheTrolls

    • M2000

      Idiot Lefties like you are so mad when they’re caught they have to lecture about others doing the same thing but never address to themselves falling for fake stories.

      Hope you enjoy having the Democratic Party be blamed for another economic crisis after the 2014 elections….will produce quite a number of Tea Party folks because of it.

  • jkpalmdale

    All those people who call her stupid and clueless are themselves, stupid and clueless

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. Morgan:


    “An archetypal British Twit who lacks wit
    Tripped and fell mightily into a pile of $*it.
    Tried to recover while bearing a frown
    While others laughed at ridiculed this pompous clown”.

    Stick to what you know…. Nothing!

  • lainer51

    Lucky for Pisse, no one listens to or watches him.

  • keyboard jockey

    Dear Pier’s, if you stand for nothing – you will fall for anything. Thanks for giving the entire twitter-verse a first hand example.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Sure, Pughe knew all along it was a joke.
    He meant to retweet it as a joke.
    He just forgot to indicate that it was one.
    Or that he even thought it WAS one.
    Dry British “humour” my “arse”!
    Remember how Pee Wee Herman wiped out while doing stunts on his bicycle?
    “I meant to do that!” (And about as convincing as Pughe.)

  • John Howard

    I’d love to put Piers and Harry Reid inside paper bags and see which one could figure the way out first. If either could, of course.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Of course it’s BS, that’s why it went straight to the top of Pierced Organ’s news queue.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Poor Musket… perpetually unarmed in a battle of wits.

  • Michael Rice

    I think he may have known it was fake, but tried to plant the seed of belief in the minds of the other idiot who did buy it.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Like he does with all the anti-gun rhetoric, you mean?

  • Kyle Bradelle

    Poor old Piers. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  • Jill

    I await Politifact’s inevitable “Fake, but accurate” decree any moment now….

    • Arkuy The Great

      Will that be on the order of “sealed vs. sealed” in terms of its impact on the political arena?

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Oh, what story will Piers cover next? The marriage of Bigfoot and Nessie, the Greys’ war against the anti-Christ, or–the most improbable story of all–the unmitigated success of Obamacare?

    • blueniner

      Al Capones vault with Geraldo taging along!

  • stdog

    This is proof that people can start believing their own lies. The lies they tell are getting so out of hand they cant even tell the difference anymore.

  • Tyrconnell

    “you must try and keep up with British sarcasm.”
    I was raised in Derry Mr Morgan, do you really want me to talk of “British Sarcasm”?
    How about Operation Demetrius, 9-10 August 1971, or maybe that perfect example of British Sarcasm that was 30 January 1972.

    Edited to clarify, my father was stationed in Derry from 67-72, he took the family with him, so we were there for the beginning of “The Troubles” through Bloody Sunday.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I’ll bet he doesn’t understand “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” either.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • sanchez

    From ComiCon to ObamaCon.

  • JeffyTheQuick

    Let’s dredge up the whole “I can see Russia from my house” lie that became “fact”.

    Piers, you have the intellectual curiosity of a goat urinating on an electric fence, for the 433rd time.

    “Ow! that hurt! But I’ve always peed there! Ow! that hurt! But I’ve always peed there…”

  • Kristy Patullo

    He is incredibly gullible. But most liberals are. Especially when they have a blind hatred for someone. Sarah Palin wins again.

    • Sojibby

      If only. This is still not a win for Sarah Palin. The majority won’t ever learn that it was fake, or won’t care because they believe she’s stupid anyway. The sad thing is anyone who’s actually watched her give a speech or read some of her posts knows she is intelligent and logical, not – whatever it is the MSM tried and succeeded in making her out to be.

      From an outside the US perspective, it’s frankly rather sad, as she was one of those extremely rare, work with both sides/ignore the bullshit/get the job done/case by case instead of left vs right people that come along once in a lifetime.. May have been the last hope for what we remember of the US of A. And instead, collectively, you believed and elected the exact opposite in Obama.

  • blueniner

    Pierce Organ got punked, he is two tweets short of a full Bird!

    • MaMcGriz


  • Jeremy

    LOL.What a moron.

  • Jeremy
  • Guest

    Wish Piers would stop doing his chin squeeze, …YIKES!

    • Michelle ✓classified

      I think it’s wonderful! He’s showing us what an buttface he is.

  • 3seven77

    I cannot believe that idiot Josh Marshall has a platform to spew from.

  • $9844146

    Why is a grown ass man so obsessed with Palin?

  • John Varner

    Morgan is a dumb twit.

  • AlmaAlma

    I’m squirming for him. He needs to rethink things. Start over.

  • Corey Dennison

    Dear Pierced Organ: Does all British sarcasm suck as badly as yours does?

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Okay, theological question here…

    If Jesus celebrated Easter, did they serve Ham?

  • marion vega

    i bet there are pictures of her on his phone. he’ll go blind

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Piers, how could Jesus celebrate Easter BEFORE HIS DEATH if it was a celebration of his resurrection?….#MisterKnowItAll However, Jesus did celebrate Passover, the Holiday created by Moses when he led the Israelites from slavery in Egypt….Most famously was the one in the days before he was crucified….#BiblicalHistory I’m not Jewish, nor am I a Biblical Scholar, but I know that from being a good little Catholic Christian. You Understaaaaaaaaaand? Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Kaya Hund

    To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln: You can fool some of the people all of the time — they’re called liberals, who always play to their baseless ideologies.

  • M2000

    Piers Morgan, a “journalist” that needs to lose his job.

  • spaceycakes

    hahaha–you know who is easily fooled? A fool

  • Kabong30

    It’d probably be easier for him to find people to laugh at his British humor if he like…ya know…went back to Britain.

  • G.

    I wonder what it pays to be an embarrassing attention whore like Piers? …or, off topic now, Jay Carney….or most Dems…?

  • ManaMoffa

    I hope he never leaves CNN, until they power gets shut off and they board up the windows.
    then again , he should just wait to leave until after they do that…