Zing! It’s the perfect plan! There’s nothing like chronic Healthcare.gov fail to break a terrorist’s spirit.




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John Ondrasik: A right-wing Alec Baldwin would never work again

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Rattle and Boom! Bono praises capitalism with boom-worthy quote; Ondrasik: Because, duh

Snort! John Ondrasik, congressman? Singer suggests way to escape Obamacare

Wanna show the government how it feels to be Barry-caded? John Ondrasik has an idea

‘It’s quicker this way’: Police officer pushes John Ondrasik out of Jefferson Memorial

  • Republicanvet

    …just don’t let them see a picture of Sebelius. They’ll think its their reward and refuse.

    • Ed McDowell

      I’m 71 and I think sebelius is smokin’…. but awfully dumb

      • nc ✓s & balances

        She’s smokin’ something, alright.

      • Republicanvet

        Sorry to hear that Ed. …should prolly have a peek at the AARP thread…

    • helena handbasket

      Do Muslims know about the Grim Reaper?

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Couldn’t we just move Gitmo to Detroit.

    • R.C.

      We could have it shut down in a matter of a few weeks by changing the menu.
      The scum are too good (even) for Detroit.

      • Leende

        I would put my money on Detroit.

    • LibLieExposer

      I prefer we move Detroit to Gitmo.

  • John Ansell

    20 minutes of that and they’ll demand to eat sweet and sour PORK.

  • RblDiver

    Huh, and here I figured the Gitmo people were the ones on the telephone support line!

    • WisconsinPatriot

      This is Peggy!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    You do that, John, and fairly soon, it’ll be more a matter of how to get crack to Gitmo detainees– they’re going to want SOMETHING to fry their brains with after all that!

  • alanstorm

    Can’t be done – that would be cruel & unusual punishment.

  • ObamaFail

    Speaking of GITMO, it always irritates me whenever libs whine about how we don’t treat the terrorists locked up in GITMO good enough. I’m sorry, but it’s not like terrorists treat Americans like human beings when they capture any of us. Just ask Daniel Pearl. Why should we treat them like royalty after what they did to Pearl?

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    They don’t need ObamaDon’tCare, because their healthcare is already paid for by U.S. taxpayers — including free colonoscopies http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2009/05/gop-senator-on/

    • Lisa Jackson = Rich Windsor

      Bush called it waterboarding. Oblamo calls it colonoscopy. [He’s rather more personally involved though].

  • Jeremy
    • rssllue

      Seems about right to me.

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  • Ron Morisseau

    If you want the detainees to crack just introduce then to Lamar Odom