And how!

Former White House senior adviser and aspiring crappy poet David Plouffe weighed in on the shutdown today with his characteristic thoughtful analysis:

Oh, snap! See what he did there, guys? He’s too clever for the likes of us.

Maybe because he actually thinks we’ll forget who’s responsible for birtherism:

Indeed.

Yep.

If Plouffe really wants to huff and puff about “economic treason,” this ought to keep him occupied:

https://twitter.com/portdauphin/status/388335636765093888

Talk about putting our country at risk.

He can set them on fire with that torch he still carries for President Boyfriend.

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  • Republicanvet

    After the last Senate vote on Preezy Bobo’s budget ended up being 100-0, is David Pfluffer saying Senates dems joined in the treason?

  • RblDiver

    Treason is for things like sending weapons to our enemies, which clearly this administration would never….oh wait, never mind.

    • ObamaFail

      This administration arms our enemies, than tries to disarm our people. Does Plouffe not consider THAT treason?

      • Jazzee

        amen amen

    • verrecken

      You mean like Reagan did?

      • WisconsinPatriot

        Done stalking blahblah?

        • verrecken

          Just slummin’ it, trying to keep it honest.

    • Jazzee

      yepper aiding the enemy brought to you by obamaer the mentally ill little man

  • Jack Deth

    Is anyone actually scared of someone named David Plouffe?

    Similar to a World Class Super Villain with a henchman named “Keith”.

    Sounds more like an exotic hairdresser. Or the Buddy Holly glassed nerd who is the first to go in a slasher film.

    • Keith

      Hey now, I could be a henchman but my good looks would hurt my looking like a villian!!! John Kennedy was a JACK and he was a pussy haha.

      • Jack Deth

        I’m sure your could.

        But, I was obliquely referencing the animated film, ‘Hoodwinked’. Where the evil anarchist bunny actually did have a henchman named Kieth.

        • Keith

          Ok…you’re off my s**t list. Carry on.

    • Paul

      “plouffe” is the sound a wet queef makes

      • ForTheRepublicOfDave

        Downvoted thanks to the mental picture that will never fade away

        • Paul

          you think it LOOKS bad? the smell will bring tears to your eyes.

  • gracepmc

    Being advised by a trashing talking, too cute by half Plouffe explains a lot about this President.

  • ObamaFail

    Seeing as how this guy celebrates Obama arming Al-Qaeda and helped play spin doctor for the Socialists over Benghazi, he has no room to call anyone any kind of names.

  • peteee363

    when we find his birthplace, will you put orange cones there too?

  • Clayton Grant

    This sort of talk is unsurprising, coming from Obama’s primary plouffer.

    • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Lost an orange on the floor..giving that +100

  • alanstorm

    So David Plouffe is a brain-dead “liberal” (sorry for the redundancy)?

    This is news?

  • LegalizeShemp

    It should be “David Poof”.

    • drw

      Fluff-n-Stuff

  • ObamaFail

    Treason is a crime punishable by death. And if he wants to talk about economic treason, I guess we should put the people responsible for our economic problems to death. Harry Reid for not passing a budget for nearly 5 whole years, and Obama for his reckless “spend, spend, spend” policies. And might as well throw Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and the IRS scandal in there on Obama as well. And arming terrorists, that should be an act of treason as well, and since Obama armed Al-Qaeda in Syria, there’s another charge.
    Plouffe shouldn’t accuse someone of treason when his boss is far more guilty of the actions he deems an act of treason than the people he’s accusing of treason.

  • CO2 Producer

    Invethtigate the Prethident’th birthplathe. Economic treathon.

    The creative genius doth overflow today.

  • TocksNedlog

    If demanding fiscal responsibility is “economic treason” then what is ‘spending money we don’t have like a drunken sailor’ seen as — ‘market activity’? ‘stimulus’?

    • ObamaFail

      It’s liberal logic at work. They think trying to save the country from an inevitable economic crisis (it’s going to happen eventually unless spending gets brought under control) is an act of treason, but they think spending us closer and closer to that crisis is “noble, and heroic.” Liberals are the definition of stupidity. The dictionary should change the definition of stupidity to “see LIBERAL”.

      • The Penguin, justa trollin.

        Ha Ha! You said “liberal logic”.

  • URGR82

    With Al Sharpton leading the way-the Democrats have been calling everyone derogatory and degrading names for years. The end product is constituents getting ready for war and spouting vile words to one another. When will they look to civilized solutions? We need civalized leaders not elites that stoke hatred for votes.

    • ObamaFail

      Libs are quick to make violent threats and what not online, but they forget which side invokes our Constitutional Right to bear arms.

  • Diane Stephan

    TREASON?…….I call it REASON.

  • itsatax

    Liberals are very cavalier in their use of treason comparisons. It’s almost like they don’t think it’s that big of a deal.

    • Z_He_Lives

      They have no idea what the definition of “treason”,or anything else they say,is.

      They just know it’s a naughty thing to call someone,so they do.

      If we get a chance, we should have a good 40% of them involuntarily committed to mental institutions. They are certifiably insane and a danger to themselves and others.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” – US Constitution.

    “Maybe . . . the House GOP will stop committing economic treason.” – David Plouffe

    Perhaps Mr. Plouffe could learn to read.

  • FilleGitane

    Barky McPissypants just vetoed death benefits for vets passed by House and Senate.

  • Noah

    david plouffe has a very punchable face. seeing this fucktwat on tv or on the internet makes one want to never stop not not hitting him.

  • Scott

    Guess they traded in their RACE CARDS for TERRORIST CARDS!!!

    They are playing it by the book from Saul Alinsky.

  • des111168

    The God King’s worshippers seem especially ill today.

  • Shelgeyr

    No, no, no, Plouffe – COOPERATING with this administration is “treason”. You’ve got it all backwards!

  • Jazzee

    who exactly is a traitor…………???? really dumb david look in the mirror dear the whole crew of you are disgusting jerks

  • AZWarrior

    Attention Democrats: Just remember while you are supporting Barack Obama, that after World War II, the people of the occupied countries sought out and PUNISHED COLLABORATORS. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

  • Axelgreaser

    OBAMA CALLS YOU TREASONOUS, TERRORISTS, BITTER CLINGERS, HOSTAGE TAKERS! He does it directly and thru operatives like ‘Fluffer.’ To hell with him! When in the name of God did a President of the United States of America use such incendiary, violent and caustic language! These are names you call people before your raise the rifle and point it into their face!