Think that’s pathetic? Read Nancy’s full tweet:

Obama’s strength will save us all!

Once tweeters finished gasping for air:

They were left shaking their heads in amazement:

No kidding.


To be fair, maybe Nancy was just mesmerized by Assad’s rippling biceps. She’s a sucker for presidents’ strength, after all.

You see, Nancy, Obama in all his manly manliness hasn’t actually succeeded in winning Russia’s full cooperation:

Via Jim Geraghty:

Russia is not keen at this stage for a binding U.N. Security Council resolution that would provide a framework to control Syria’s chemical weapons’ stocks, France’s foreign minister said after talks with his Russian counterpart on Tuesday.

“As I understood, the Russians at this stage were not necessarily enthusiastic, and I’m using euphemism, to put all that into the framework of a U.N. binding resolution,” Laurent Fabius told French lawmakers after a telephone conversation with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov.

Maybe if President Obama arm-wrestles Putin for it. Putin’s always game for feats of strength. Plus, just think of all those muscles … Hope Nancy’s got a comfy fainting couch!


Blessed — and strong! — are the peacemakers. Right, Rep. Pelosi?



Let’s see a little more of that patented Obama strength at work:

That he-man Obama. Such a boss!



Obama getting pantsed by Putin? Serious You Guys, #HeMeantToDoThat

  • Clayton Grant

    Brains aren’t everything Nancy. In fact, in your case, they’re nothing.

    • DiabloDawg

      No brains, no beauty, no morals. Eh… least she’s rich.

    • Slam1263

      No, that’s unfair.
      Even an “BB in a boxcar” has measurable Mass.
      /off to wash hands.
      //I feel dirty for defending it

      • Clete Torres

        You should.

        Use anti-microbial soap or it’ll just come back worse.

  • Matt

    We are in full spin cycle to protect o-blamo, yet again.

    • Jack Deth

      That began at 00.00.01 this morning and will hit its pinnacle during Zero’s speech tonight.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Wow……just effing wow………Twitchy, I’m recommending you close the comment section down for this particular twitter post………… there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that anyone can say here that can point out the idiocy that is Pelosi better than Pelosi just did of herself……….

    Absolutely astounding……………..

    • Arkuy The Great

      Keep this thread open. San Fran Nan deserves to be mocked as mercilessly as possible. I’ll start:

      Ahem!…The gel-foam implants from Nancy’s last visit to the plastic surgeon seeped into her cranial cavity. That is the only explanation for that tweet.

      Okay, I’m stepping back now.


    She’s had so many facelifts that Joan Rivers staged an intervention

    • Arkuy The Great

      Her face has more plastic than your car!

  • CatHerder

    Botox poisoning?

    • Clayton Grant

      That is the consensus.

    • Right Wired

      That, or she’s the newest member of the Choomba gang

    • grais

      No, she’s a congenital liar. The botox hasn’t helped (anything), but she’s been lying since she learned how to talk.
      It’s my personal opinion that she should have been sterilized 60 years ago.

      • CatHerder

        Better yet, her mother.

  • Roto

    Let’s see Debbie Wazzerman SGT. Shultz top that!!!

    • David

      I have full confidence in DWS to top it.

  • Pat

    he has no testicles and you have no brain.

    • Right Wired

      Sure he does! They are in a jar on Michelle’s nightstand.

      • Clete Torres

        Valerie’s. Not Moosechelle’s.

        • Right Wired

          Now why would that be? Valerie has her own.


  • DiabloDawg

    She picked a helluva week to quit sniffing glue.

  • DiabloDawg

    Pelosi picked a helluva week to quit boozing.

  • ObamaFail

    More like Obama’s incompetence.

  • J_W_C_NM

    KGB 1,
    community organizer 0

  • rockerdon

    Bless her heart~

    • World B. Free

      Haha… I see what you did there.

  • Buffalobob

    Yes Nancy the emperor has no clothes and you are blind.

  • Magnifico

    correction: Thanks to Pres. Obama, we have a Russian proposal.

  • Right Wired

    She has a doctorate in Spinology from Spin-U.

    • Cajun

      nah, she’s just a typical libtard demwit dumbass.

  • Right Wired

    She spins better than Evgeni Plushenko.

  • wyatt81

    Pelosi is everything you think of when the word “politician” comes up.

  • Sureitis

    If only the American people had as much contempt for her as she shows towards us.

    • Michelle

      This American person does.

      • WhoMeToo


      • Axelgreaser

        Count me in. The old battle axe should be in women’s prison sharing a cell with Hillary.

        • Michelle

          I don’t really care where she goes, I just want this batsh*t crazy, senile woman out of my Congress.

          • Clete Torres

            …with extreme prejudice? 😉

          • Michelle

            most extreme…

        • David

          Ooooh, just the thought makes me want to take a shower in bleach.

    • Josh Kingsley

      Ameicans do. Bay area communists, on the other hand, consider her a goddess.

      • Marvin Nelson

        Well, the people in the Bay Area are obviously as brain dead as the Wicked Witch of the West they keep sending back to DC.

  • World B. Free

    Maybe next, she’ll tweet that we have to sign the accord with Russia so that we can find out what’s in it.

    Or: “Are you serious? Are you serious?”

  • Axelgreaser

    AGING WEALTHY COMMUNIST, SELF PROCLAIMED POPE OF NORTH AMERICA & TUNA QUEEN, NUTZY PSYCHOSI, BEING CALLED ‘F*CKING INSANE’ BY ‘FANGIRL’ IN A TWEET is perfectly acceptable. After all, the old doll, who IS certifiably insane in the view of most Americans was ‘gushing and cloying’ over another insane individual: the flop, inept, unworthy, unacceptable, Saturday Night Live endorsed Barack Insane Obama who through his irresponsible attempt to engage and entangle us in Syria, like the equally clumsy John F. Kennedy once did in Cuba, who btw nearly got us blown out of the universe and all the way to ‘Obamatron.’ There MUST be a planet out there by that name, because how else can you explain Obama? With his birth records in constant contention, it’s possible, isn’t it? That like Clark Kent this fool dropped out of the stratosphere? So in any eventt , ‘Fangirl’ calling the old woman out for being off her rocker was really almost an endearment. Nuts of a feather, stick together and it was obviously party panic that would inspire them to propel the buffoon Psychosi out in front of the camera’s to attempt mopping up the mess of another party fool, Obama.

  • OLLPOH ~ America


    • Slam1263

      I now have hope for the future.
      Future bacon sammiches.

      • OLLPOH ~ America

        BLT Snob specials for these two!!! Funnie!

    • Roto

      Obama foreign policy planes ready for takeoff….

      • OLLPOH ~ America

        Windup tails included!

    • rssllue

      Do either of those have lipstick on?

  • BorderLine Guy

    A mandatory retirement age of 70 for elected officials would be wonderful.

    • OLLPOH ~ America

      The Liberty Amendments – by Mark Levin –

  • AmericanMom

    Proof botox has poisoned her mind (what was left of it after her speakership gig).

  • Richard J Sunkle

    Obama was sent to sit at the kids table.

  • URGR82

    Even some wars/battles are won by accident. …how much courage and honesty does it take to admit it

  • LegalizeShemp

    Ah yes, Nancy (Not that Bella) Lugosi, the liberal vampire that never dies, no matter how many hilarious stakes you drive through it’s heart.

  • stuckinIL4now

    MegaDelusion personified.

  • John

    Assad has to go through with the plan so we know what he’s planning on doing!!

  • QueenB

    I am so confused. Why did we advocate for Quadaffi being overthrown (and killed) considering he gave up his WMDs to Bush? According to Obama’s new theory, if you give up your WMD, you’re good to go (including killing your people with conventional weapons) so what gives?

  • debdash

    There is little doubt in my mind Putin is about to make an even bigger fool out of Obama than he himself has…..before the end of the week.

  • DutyFirst

    Not a Russian proposal – it is actually a Russian wedgie for Obama

  • nc

    I got it! It’s a contest! To see who can humiliate themselves the most in one week’s time. Frontrunners to date are:

    John Effin Kerry
    John “Allahu Akhbar” McCain
    Nancy Pelosi
    The Janitor Journalists who will attempt to clean up this mess and put a pretty bow on it

  • Sus

    “We hope that it is credible and real, ….”

    Actually, Nance is still hoping that Obama’s competence is credible and real.

  • Spasmolytic

    Obama could take a dump in the Congressional bathroom and Pelosi would admire the turd.

  • Karin_A

    Twitchy, that picture is making me nauseated. Can it go soon?

  • Marvin Nelson

    All of Nancy’s Botox has migrated to her tiny brain; worst partis that she probably really believes her own BS. To the rest of the world, Putin just gave Obammy a wedgie and a swirly, then bitch slapped him across the room.

  • BigTBoom

    Nancy Pelosi’s #Botoxlogic. Russia did it because of Obama…

  • franknmiller

    They need to get Hillary’s reset button and push it harder a couple of times. It didn’t quite take the first time.

  • copperpeony

    I researched the effect of Botox on the brain. Maybe Piglosi should donate hers for scientific study because the results are inconclusive. Maybe next week?