This won’t end well — for Piers Morgan, that is.

As Twitchy reported, Morgan responded to the news that Megyn Kelly will soon be his 9 p.m. “competition” by telling the FNC anchor to “bring it on.” Oh Musket … as if! Ace of Spades rightly found Morgan’s pathetic puffbaggery absolutely hilarious, and he seized a golden opportunity to put the pompous jackass in his place:

He wasn’t bluffing:

Aw, yeah! Get some!

Don’t stop until it’s all been brung, yo.

Other generous folks were inspired to bring their own:

Good question. Let’s check with the expert:

Here’s another way to think about all this:

That is so true.

Uh-oh …

Ace ain’t playin’.

We love it when Ace drops little-known facts like that. And it makes for the perfect segue into a look at bringing it through the ages:

And of course:


You know what really done got brung today? Sheer. Brilliance.

Nonsense, dear Ace. You couldn’t stop bringing it if you tried.



Yes, please: Ace of Spades challenges Piers Morgan to gun control debate

That hurts: Piers Morgan unfollows Dana Loesch, bans her from his show; Update: Ace shreds

Twitchy coverage of Ace of Spades

Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Vini, Vidi, Induxi

    I came, I saw, I brought

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      That one is great.

  • teapartydoc

    I done brung it but sumbuddy else done dranked it.

  • capisce

    Some are born to bring it, others have bringing it thrust upon them.

    • Jack Deth

      “I wish to bring death and destruction to my enemies.

      And hear the lamentations of their women!”

      *Conan The Barbarian*

      Persian: “A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!”

      Ace: “Then we shall Bring It in the shade!”


  • Jennifer

    I brought it, but the libs took it and re-distributed it.

    • Jeremy

      well done.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Next time, Bring It undeclared.

  • Im_Rick_James

    My hat is off to Ace. Because it has most defintely been brought’n…

  • RIChris

    God, grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot bring;
    the courage to bring the things I can;
    and the wisdom to know how to bring it.

    • mickeyco


    • Acethepug

      Awesome. Well played, good sir, well played indeed.

    • BlueGood

      NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Give up Bringing IT!

      Sir Winston Churchill………….

  • mickeyco

    I can’t stop giggling like a 12 yr old girl. The tweets & the comments are absolutely brilliant. Can you imagine libs doing these with the same panache? Thanks, everyone.

    • Marvin Nelson

      You can’t use the words “libs” and “panache” in the same sentence. Bring that on, libtards.

    • Clayton Grant

      One thing for sure… Ace always brings it.

      • trixiewoobeans

        It was brought like it was hot…which is the ONLY way to Bring It!

  • RblDiver

    I think the winner is the cat on the link to this story. Awesome!

  • Acethepug

    Oh, it’s already been broughten! (yes, I know it’s not a word, still more classy and intelligent than Piers, though)

    • mickeyco

      My grandma always said broughten.

  • Markward

    “I came, I saw, I brought it.” -Julius Caesar.

    Edit: Darn, taken already.

    • Nov-cubed

      Vini, Vidi, Addo

  • Abiss

    The only thing that could top what Ace routinely does in his de-pantsing of that poofter Piers Morgan would be a reality show that features random strangers kicking Piers in his wee coconuts 22 times a show. … Especially that first couple weeks when no one tells him why this keeps happening…

  • Markward

    “War is bringing it.” General W.T. Sherman

  • Markward

    To boldly Bring where no man has Brought it before- Patrick Stewart

  • reshas1


  • IceColdTroll

    Here, I’ll bring Itt!

    • CatHerder


    • Guest

      That’s “Thing” it! You brought the wrong Bring!

      • BlueGood

        “Cousin It”……”Thing” was already brought but is not a direct relative….

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      LOL, you have some of the best post here.

      • IceColdTroll

        Why thank you kindly!
        (or, do itashimashita!)

      • IceColdTroll

        Why thanks so much!

  • IceColdTroll

    “Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has brought it.”

  • Adam Baumb

    Would someone bring Piers a clue? Megyn Kelly will take a long walk on the short Piers.

  • thebigguy128

    You’re either part of the problem or part of the bringers. Quit being a problem and bring it.

  • IceColdTroll

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to bring it on.

    • CatHerder

      Ice, you’re on a roll tonight! Bring it!

      • IceColdTroll

        It’s brung!

  • IceColdTroll

    Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought it on.

  • socalcon

    Four Score and Seven Years Ago, our Forefathers Brought It.

  • Lisa Dean

    I am (a Mom and a Redhead), so therefore I bring it!

  • LegalizeShemp

    Megyn says, c’mon Pierced Organ !

  • strat77

    Lafayette we have brought it.
    –General John J. Pershing

  • MNWoman

    “It’s already been brought-en” (actual quote from ) –Not Another Teen Movie

  • MNWoman

    I love Ace. Thank you Twitchy for following his awesome tweets and posting them. I should get a Twitter account just to follow him.

  • Markward

    I have not yet begun to bring it

    • Ken Alan Draper

      When in the course of Human events it becomes neccessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them to another and BRING IT!

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    Consider it broughtened!!!!

    • Marc Okon

      If you bring something ,say something.

      • Jefferson Tea Party


  • Jeremy
  • Sakemoto

    Please Piers! When I look at your teeth, I’m afraid you’ll Bring It. By that I mean British Dental Care.

  • DefCon99

    Who cares? Really, we care what one twit says about anything?

  • Sloper67

    I regret I have but one it to bring for my country – Nathan Hale

  • FranklinWasRight

    To bring or not to bring, that is the question.

  • IceColdTroll

    I have not yet begun to bring it.

  • Guest

    Get it yourself.

  • Sharkteeth

    That was hilarious.

  • CO2 Producer

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of bringing it, it was the age of foolishness…

    • MyrmidoNOT

      …obamaDON’Tcare… 😉

  • Sharkteeth

    Megyn Kelley brings it. Big TIME

  • Phil Williams

    To bring or not to bring…wtf, just bring it!

  • John Smith

    Piers morgan is scared the people watching his pathetic show will stop doing so. All 10 of them.

  • CO2 Producer

    Bring it Ishmael.

  • IceColdTroll

    Doo doo doo de dooooo

    I’m bringin’ it!

    • SpinMeNot

      Billions and Billions Brought …

  • IceColdTroll

    The Lord of the Brings

  • pete

    There are three kinds of people in the word: those who bring it, those wh get brought, and those who say, “what was brought?”

  • Markward

    When trouble come along, you must Bring it
    When trouble come along, you must Bring it
    Now Bring it into shape

    • Ken Alan Draper

      BRing it good!
      (love a good Divo reference)

  • Markward

    Researchers have found an unpublished book authored by Ayn Rand: Atlas Brings it

  • Sons Thunder

    Ace wrote: “What an idiot. What is about online communication that compels a fiftysomething man to try to sound like a fifteensomething girl?”

  • IceColdTroll

    One Brought It Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

  • ozconservative

    ” We shall go on to the end, we shall bring it in France, we shall bring it on
    the seas and oceans, we shall bring it with growing confidence and growing
    strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may
    be, we shall bring it on the beaches, we shall bring it on the landing
    grounds, we shall bring it in the fields and in the streets, we shall bring it
    in the hills; we shall never surrender”

    Winston Churchill

    • Markward

      Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,”

      Winston Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d bring it!”

  • Markward

    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do bring it.

  • Dana Van Roekel

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

    And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

    And God said, Let it be brought: and it was brought.

    – Genesis

  • AaronHarrisinAlaska

    Hokuto Bringken

    Doubt any of you will get that.

  • IceColdTroll

    Bring it, Sweetie.

  • Scotty G.

    Bring it, and they will come.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    I brought it….in a 53′ wabash national duraplate trailer….twice today.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      And I’m gonna bring more tomorrow!

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Hey, Piers? You bring your ass over here, and I’ll bring the wedgies.

  • Ken Alan Draper


    • Scotty G.

      I don’t care who ya are, that’s bringin’ it right there.

  • trixiewoobeans

    “My Fellow Bringers” – Ronald Reagan…who Brought It.

    • Dana Van Roekel

      Bring one for the Gipper.

  • $38343398

    I can’t stop laughing at this!!!!!!

  • Jack Deth

    I have brought the ability to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum.

    Yet, I have no bubble gum!

    *Apologies to ‘They Live!’*

    • Ken Alan Draper

      next time…bring it!

  • Callmelennie

    Winston Churchill show his fellow Brit how to bring it

    History shall be kind to me, for I intend to bring it

    ..we shall bring it to the beaches, we shall bring it to the landing fields, we shall bring it to the field and streets, we shall bring it to the hills, we shall never be emptyhanded

  • Marjorie

    To improve is to bring it; to be perfect we must bring it often. Churchill

  • Soulphoenix

    This. Was. Awesome. I needed a good, long laugh.

  • Callmelennie

    George Patton explains why Piers Morgan is being brung down by this bring on:

    Americans love to bring it. All real Americans love the sting of the bring. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who hasn’t brought it and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost nor will they ever lose a bring-it-on

  • mhojai

    Twitchy brilliance! Thanks!

  • Jack Deth

    “The moving hand Brings It. And having brought it. Moves on!”

    • IceColdTroll

      Oh, bravo sir!
      “Awake! for Morning in the Bowl of Night
      Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight:
      And Lo! the Hunter of the East has brought it!”

      • IceColdTroll

        Or how’s this one:

        “For in the Market-place, one Dusk of Day,
        I watch’d the Potter thumping his wet Clay:
        And with its all obliterated Tongue
        It murmur’d–“Bring it !”

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Fifty shades of bring…?

  • Marjorie

    To improve is to bring it; to be perfect is to bring it often. Churchill

  • SF manluver

    Piers Morgan – ass clown

  • tops116

    “All things are brought, if our minds be so.”

    “Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to bringing it.”

    “Liberty means bringing it; that is why most men dread it.”

    “You bringin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here, so you must be bringin’ it to me.”

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    No rest for the bringers… why?

    Once you start something… you best be planning on finishing it.

  • Markward

    Nike: Just Bring it

  • PatriotRG

    the question is whether it is nobler in the mind to just BRING IT! or to be or not to BRING IT! I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes or I JUST BRING IT!


    Says the slowest and dumbest wildebeest to the lioness, “Bring it”… Ballsy or stupid, but this is gonna get messy.

  • sticker chick

    what have you bring for me lately – Janet Jackson

  • sticker chick

    what have you bring for me lately – Janet Jackson

  • Mortem Omnibus Prōgressivus

    Four score and seven years ago, our forerathers did bring it.

  • Mortem Omnibus Prōgressivus

    Four score and seven years ago, our forerathers did bring it.

  • Yesiamapirate

    Is this post the future of blogging? Is logical discourse and development of ideas lost to a disjointed list of 140 character snark? Sorry, Ace, but I’ll take my reading elsewhere. I’ll check back in occasionally to se if things improve.

    • Jay Stevens

      Aww. Most (but apparently not all) of us have a sense of humor, and we just love to see Piers and people like him get pwned.

    • rivers

      Don’t forget to take IT with you. We don’t need it lying around here.

  • Yesiamapirate

    Is this post the future of blogging? Is logical discourse and development of ideas lost to a disjointed list of 140 character snark? Sorry, Ace, but I’ll take my reading elsewhere. I’ll check back in occasionally to se if things improve.

  • MLCross

    “A man should not be judged by the color of his skin but by the content of his bringing it.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

  • j p

    I thought he said “Bing it”.

    • Jay Stevens

      I tried that on my laptop. It bringed me to Google. I tried it on my old (really old) computer and it bringed me to Altavista.

  • disqus_eric

    “Four score and seven years ago, we BROUGHT IT ON!!!!” — A. Lincoln

  • Leslie Root

    Bring me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free… and IT.

  • Jay Stevens

    The great thing about AoS is that twitter is pretty much a sideshow. He has been milblogging for about 10 years now.

  • CynicOwl

    Oh, I done brought it. Don’t you worry about that.

    Now if I could just remember where i left it.

  • Im_Done

    Aw, how cute. He actually thinks he’s competition.

    Bless his little (cold, shrunken) heart

  • ozconservative

    “And when you bring it, yell like furies!!!”

    General Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson

  • Marjorie

    This has been one of the best threads for laughter…I needed that!

  • Dr. Tar

    I think therefore I bring it
    – Rene Descartes

  • Texas Obama Loather

    Ace of Spades has me laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks! LOL! Talk about BRINGING IT! LOL!

  • Dr. Tar

    England expects every man to bring it. – Admiral Horatio Nelson

    • Jay Stevens

      Every man except Piers Morgan.

  • Dr. Tar

    Damn the Torpedoes! Bring it. – David Farragut

  • Dr. Tar

    With great power comes great bringing of it. – Uncle Ben

  • Dr. Tar

    Those that can do, those that can’t bring it.

  • Dr. Tar

    Those who can not remember the past are condemned to bring it. – George Santayana

  • Dr. Tar

    Don’t bring it until you see the whites of their eyes. – American Rebels at Bunker Hill

  • Dr. Tar

    Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I bring it. – Dr. David Banner

  • rickg62

    Does this tool realize that more people will watch Megyn’s show with the sound off, just to see her, than watch his show at his ratings peak, if he ever had a peak.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Remember the good old days when people would bring it without feeling entitled.

  • porgiefirefighter

    I am bringing it and it’s shovel ready.

  • Dr. Tar

    What we’ve got here is a failure… to bring it. – Captain, Road Prison 36

  • Dr. Tar

    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she had to bring it to mine. – Rick
    I’m shocked, shocked to bring it here. – Captain Renault
    Bring it once, Sam. For old times’ sake – Ilsa
    Major Strasser has been shot. Bring it to the usual suspects. – Captain Renault
    We’ll always bring it for Paris. – Rick
    Here’s bringing it for you, Kid. – Rick

  • chefz774

    Never give up Bringing it, Never surrender Bringing it!
    Captain Taggert, Galaxy Quest

  • Avey Owyns

    I LOVE Ace… It makes me depressed that he’s not my Dad. Humph. :(

  • huntercampbell

    To Twitchy Staff writer- in this case Piers has Puff Buggery, not baggery. Just picture a young Piers late at night in an English Boarding school. Taking it all.

    • Jay Stevens

      Just picture a young Piers late at night in an English Boarding school, bringing it. Well, trying to bring it.

  • Randall Silverman

    Behold! my cornucopia of IT that I bring! The IT will never cease to be brung, not so long as I have breath in my body and arms to carry!

  • Guest

    Bring. It. Out. – Dave Coulier (Joey, Full House).