If there were any remaining doubts as to the moral character of Press Secretary Jay Carney, this should put them to rest:

What’s that, Jay?

Indeed. This is how much respect Carney has for the American people. He and President Obama were made for each other.

Carney is one of the few aspects of the Obama administration that is genuinely transparent:


Carney’s haughty dismissal of the IRS scandal is bad enough:

We’d never seen such outrage!

His blatant disregard for the lives brutally snuffed out in Benghazi? Downright shameful.

Before Jay decides to open his big mouth:

He would do well to research the true meaning of “phony”:

Shame on Jay Carney. Shame on this entire administration.



Phony in chief moans about ‘phony scandals’ distracting us from what really matters 

‘Phony scandals’: Tennessee congressman has a dare for President Obama

Media pawns! Larry Elder retweets pic of the day; How Obama gets away with ‘phony scandal’ lies

James Woods not ready to move on from ‘phony scandal’ of Benghazi

Not forgotten: #Benghazi tweetfest draws attention back to ‘phony scandal’

Snap-tastic! Destroying Obama’s ‘phony scandals’ line with one photo-slam

Previous Twitchy coverage of Jay Carney

  • Juanita Outlaw-Bedford

    I guess when those 4 murdered Americans who gave their lives for this country was standing at the gates of St. Peter’s they looked at one another and said, “Hey this ain’t real, this is Phony. We’ll just click our heels three times and we’ll all be back in Kansas.” And the nomination for lifetime major asshole, douchebag, and disgusting putrid waste of human tissue award goes to…….JAY CARNEY


      I wish the press corp had the [email protected] to nail this RACIST FLEEBAGGER to the wall with his head so far up the RACIST BOBO’s arse that Jay can see BOBO’s tonsils !!!!! The press corp is to blame here since they never challenge Jay or this CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION on all their BS, if they did this CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION would be gone already !!!!!

      • David


    • OLLPOH ~ America

      You left out the main Bigoted ick ilk! Obama!

      • Juanita Outlaw-Bedford

        Right, right my bad

        • OLLPOH ~ America

          No problem we just know he loves Not being left out…if you know what we mean.

          • Juanita Outlaw-Bedford

            I got you. Jay Carney….the only good reason abortion should remain legal

    • stuckinIL4now

      JAY CARNEY: major asshole, douchebag, and disgusting putrid waste of human tissue–so good it deserved repeating!

  • The Penguin

    Another big ole’ middle finger to the victims and families of the Benghazi incident, and the American people in general. Even more reason to go after them. Hey Congressional Subcommittees, I think you just got “called out.”

    • Elaine

      Sure are a lot of Obama people invoking their 5th amendment rights to protect themselves from phony scandals.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    If Carney had any decency in him he would have quit a long time ago.

    • Canadian in USA

      “If Carney had any decency…” I think there’s the source of the problem. :)

    • sickofitall1096

      I think if he had any decency he would do us a favor eat a Glock…

      • The Penguin

        True as that may be. One IRS audit for you…cuuuuumiiin’ up….

      • Marjorie

        He can borrow mine!

        • The Penguin

          Double 00 mouthwash would be better…

        • Marvin Nelson

          You beat me to it. :)

    • Spiny Norman

      Upon acceptance of the position of Obama White House Squeakhole, one’s last shreds of decency must be checked at the door.

      • The Penguin

        And denounced forevermore…

    • Elaine
    • sumpplrstupid

      When I see Carney the word “smarmy” immediately comes to mind…..

      • GaryTheBrave

        I think of Art Carney, who’s probably turning over in his grave that Jay shares his last name.

    • AbidewithMe

      “Decency” …. Bwahahahahaha!

  • Maxx

    File this one away for around October 2014 fellas…and then do a political ad that starts out with footage of the flames in Benghazi…cutting to four flag draped caskets being removed from a plane on the Dover tarmac as a few retired military personnel talk over the footage, recalling how they were ready to go in there…hours before it all ended but they were left hanging. Waiting for orders that never came.

    …and then cut to this administration calling Benghazi a phony scandal, followed by Hillary’s “what difference does it make?” infamous moment of indifference.

    They are serving up their incompetence surrounding four lives lost on a silver platter. Don’t let their pathetic dismissal of it become a memory.

    If you pull a McCain “we don’t want to touch that” Rev. Wright 180 on Benghazi, you’ll deserve to lose a month later.

    • Guest

      I’m betting that commercial has already been written, pretty much exactly like you described.

      • Clete Torres

        And if it hasn’t been, I’d be happy to write it.

    • MNWoman

      I am not a political strategist, so I am not in any way qualified to talk about the best way to address the many scandals of the Democrats and this administration. But I hope the GOP, or at least the conservatives in the GOP, start running ads or campaigns against the democrats sooner than they normally do. I know it costs money, but with the mainstream media providing support for the Democrats and this administration, we need all the time we can get.

      • Garth Haycock

        The time to start running campaign ads against the Democrats was forever ago and it should never stop. They should be run as often as Viagra ads during football season.

        • GaryTheBrave

          I disagree. They should replace every auto insurance commercial.

          • Garth Haycock

            Good call.

    • The Penguin

      I like to think the Administration, and the former Sec. of State would be held accountable well before then.

    • David

      In the recent elections McCain and Romney had lots of ammunition. It’s a mystery why they refused to use it against the scum occupying the white house.

      • AbidewithMe

        No mystery to many of us why they didn’t.

    • OldLady Norma

      Sorry, but I truly don’t believe that this will matter one damn bit. This happened almost 2 FULL months before the Presidential election. No one really believed it was just a movie, if one can be truly honest with themselves. As jay “full of crap” carney would say, “That was so last year. No one cares any more.”

  • NotaLemming

    Feel free to share this ANOTOMICALLY ACURATE pic from

    • tops116

      Hey, they put his head on the wrong end.

      • Jeremy

        ha ha good catch

    • Batman

      Oh that is just awesome.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I just found my new avi.

  • Maypo

    The Grand Wazir Of Putzville speaks for The Emperor Rufus…..remember that, folks….

  • Dexter Alarius

    I dead border patrol agent and 200+ dead Mexicans (F&F): “What about us? Aren’t we phony enough?”

  • RblDiver

    If someone went up and punched him, would a jury of their peers convict them, or say “Nope, he deserved that, acquitted!”

  • Joe W.

    The only thing “phoney” about Benghazi is the blame they tried to place on that stupid You-Tube Video that no one ever even saw.

    • wwbdinct

      And why did they do that Joe? Why? For two weeks that was THE dominating reason they gave as to why Benghazi and the uprisings in Egypt and other muslim countries happened. You cannot deny that. I want to know exactly WHY they did that when they knew damn well that it wasn’t true!

      • OLLPOH ~ America

        Because Obama is ick ilk. and these are his own ick ilk words:
        Obama on White Folks Greed…(Why would he write this in an autobiography?)
        Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:

        “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
        than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
        where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
        apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
        That’s the world! On which hope sits!
        Chris, Sean, Tyrone, Glen, expendable to Obama…
        —–It was no shirt off his back.
        —–It didn’t personally hurt him.
        —–Ilk, pure ick ilk!

        • AbidewithMe

          Jesus, man … I can’t handle any more of this, I’m sorry. This makes you sound like a complete idiot.

          ilk1 (ilk), n.
          1. family, class, or kind: he and all his ilk.
          2. of that ilk, (in Scotland) of the same family name or place: Ross of that ilk,i.e., Ross of Ross.of the same class or kind.

          • OLLPOH ~ America

            ick ilk. Pardon. it is repaired and it is okay to be the grammer cleaner-upper:)

            AbidewithMe, Try this on for size:
            ilk 1 (ɪlk)

            — n
            1. a type; class; sort (esp in the phrase of that, his, her, etc, ilk ): people of that ilk should not be allowed here
            2. ( Scot ) of that ilk of the place of the same name: used to indicate that the person named is proprietor or laird of the place named: Moncrieff of that ilk usage Although the use of ilk in the sense of sense 1 is sometimes condemned as being the result of a misunderstanding of the original Scottish expression of that ilk , it is nevertheless well established and generally acceptable
            —-examples of usage
            Taking it all in all, this picture is better than the majority of its ilk .

            In theater, their ilk has long been presented as the opposite of suburban

            Viewers who worry that she and her ilk are pumping up hardship cases to gin up

            Hence the protests of yourself and others of your ilk on this thread.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    “Sniveling maggot.” On the same site that just posted a denouncement of the language used by Weiner’s spokesperson. Classic Twitchy.

    • Jerry Camp

      ‘Snivelling maggot’ from a blog versus ‘slut bag’ from a candidate’s communications team?

      Naw, no difference at all between them…ugh. And how many months did the left go after Limbaugh, a private citizen with a radio program, for calling our Fluke with the term ‘slut’?

      You know what? Carney’s answer is more offensive than any of these.

    • MarcusFenix

      So, your condemnation for Weiner’s comm team outburst is coming in 3….2….1……never. I would love to see you call out liberals when they bash others. Won’t happen, because you agree. But that comment offends your senses?

      You clearly have a problem delineating the problem between those two sets of comments, their overtones and their origins.

      Of course, if you have a movie with a ton of questionable holes in the story, that might certainly turn the tide of discussion in your favor once you point that out as definitive proof of your argument.

    • Clayton Grant

      Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

      • Marvin Nelson

        He’s just a libtard troll with nothing of substance to offer.

      • AbidewithMe

        I have to remember that one. Classic:)

    • tops116

      So, “sniveling maggot” is worse than “slut bag?” That’s interesting coming from a liberal who surely denounced Limbaugh for calling Fluke a slut. But then you probably gave Maher a pass for calling Palin a c***, anyway. It’s not you can be counted on to be consistent–much in the same way you can’t be counted on for anything that doesn’t relate to being a thin-skinned whiner.

      Oh, classic Joe.

    • ObamaFail

      Well let’s see, an innocent woman was called a slut-bag by libs because she spoke out against a Democrat pervert. We are calling a piece of gutter trash a “Sniveling maggot” who calls Obama letting 4 men die and then covering it up phony.

    • Jeremy

      You are a bad troller

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Better to have remained silent and had opponents think that they were corrupt and cold-hearted than to open their Press Secretary and remove all doubt.

  • stdog

    If the scandals are phony then why wont they release the documents, emails and tell us where obama was the night of the benghazi attack?
    cmon carney, since its a phony scandal then surely you can tell us what obama was doing that night. surely your answer will just support you claim.

    • AbidewithMe

      Probably out on the town with Reggie Love.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Of course the Obama regime considers them ‘phony scandals.’ They are involved up to their eyeballs in both. Obama and Hillary’s cover-up of Benghazi is the real story here. Obama and Valerie Jarrett’s directing of the IRS to go after tea party and religious groups in 2012 swung the election.

  • MarcusFenix

    Guess the graves of 4 Americans are phony too, right? Guess they’re as empty as Obama’s campaign promises.

    Jay Carney and his ilk make me sick.

  • CO2 Producer

    If Carney wanted everyone to move on, he should have just pled the Fifth.

  • Jack Deth

    And Carney wonders why he is despised by so many inside and outside the Beltway?

    These “phony scandals” are punching more damaging holes below this administration’s waterline than they ever imagined.

  • RosiesSeeingRed

    “Shame on Jay Carney. Shame on this entire administration.”

    And shame on the mainstream media!!!!!


    Carney, a fitting name.

    They’re known for swindling and deceiving the public.

    • David

      “Step right up gentlemen. We have 20, COUNT ‘EM 20, dancing girls for your entertainment . . .”

  • Baba Ghanoush

    Could you imagine the uproar had Obama called the Zimmerman trial a “Phony Trial?”

    • ObamaFail

      The Zimmerman media circus was phony. They cried racism where there was none. If anyone is guilty of phony scandals, it’s the fringe left.

  • tops116

    No, Jay, “phony” is Lerner’s attempt to plead the 5th after making a statement. “Phony” is Holder claiming to know nothing about a case that he signed the warrant for.

    I’m sure we’ll soon be treated to another one of Carney’s patented “What I meant to say and what I’m sorry you didn’t understand” response.

  • Garth Haycock

    Shame on Jay Carney. Shame on this entire administration.”

    Unfortunately, you can’t shame the shameless.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    hmmm…These are men, whom have never walked a step-let alone a mile in another man’s shoes. These are very insecure, paranoid individuals, and are treasure diggers, megalomaniacs, political hacks that are complete undignified examples of excrement being wiped on America and shoving the excrement down anyone that doesn’t know what excrement is; and just remember everyone they do not hold your fate, they desire to keep the anxiety high as they are The Communist Saul Alinski, Karl Marx, Black Liberation Theology, Critical Race Theory, MalcolmX in every sense of the definition of each.
    *For any person to use the simple words…hope, change, yes, we, can to Transform a country into “what” and you are unable to state that “what”, and fill up the coffers of those who vote for you, and indebt this nation because you can, by constituting a divide because you can say the words “We Are No Longer A Christian Nation”…We are here to remind you that…You, too just like the rest of mortal men, you will have to bow before your Creator and answer to him, as your divide is a revenge to this God Given Nation That God Created, not You and your ilk Government!

    *We will not forget the lost souls in Mexico and BP Agent Terry in Your Fast and Furious gun running deal.
    *We will not forget the lost souls of Chris, Glen, Tyrone, and Sean and the witnesses and your dereliction of Duty for the entire year of 2012 and not just on 9/11/2012.
    *We will not forget the 1,149 Leftist Groups that are 501c’s that are quite established by the IRS;
    As we know it was your people, your Treasury, your IRS Personnel that are mini-You’s, usurped, duped, dirty-underhanded and destroyed people whom you decided might get in your way such forming of Groups as the Patriots, Tea Party, Christian, Right to be Born People… etc. You Stopped them from exercising there freedom to be an American Patriot in a Nation that once had Natural Rights, Natural Laws. No not for you. You are the circumventor of it all.
    We surely know that you don’t really know who or what you are and you wrote this:
    Obama on White Folks Greed…(Why would he write this in an autobiography?)
    Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:
    “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
    than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
    where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
    apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
    That’s the world! On which hope sits!
    >>>>You are the Bigot!<<<<

    • Ralph Moore

      dude seriously..I agree with you on most of this but either look up what “ilk” means or quit using it

      • AbidewithMe

        I was considering mentioning that, but didn’t want to called a “grammar Nazi”:)

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Shame is not in the vocabulary of this excrement that loves Saul Alinski and his self to the inth degree.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Let them wallow in their own ilk and excrement.

  • Clete Torres

    It’s amazing that after hitting rock bottom with their disdain for America and it’s citizens, the 0bama administration and it’s minions are able to keep digging.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Just listening to Carney makes my skin crawl (I get the same reaction when I hear BO). He is an amoral, lying, conniving son of a bitch-and those are his good qualities. Can’t wait for the midterms so that we can rub the administration’s nose in these “phony” messes.

    • Love of Country

      Let’s be completely frank …. they’re both evil, lying P’sOS and cancer to America …. I detest those lying traitors with every fiber in my being.

      Anyone who would deceive the nation only to overthrow it is an evil traitor.

  • Love of Country

    Phony? You mean like when you claim to be a Christian instead of a Christian-hating Muslim? Are you kidding me, Barack Hussein Obama???

  • Mary Lee

    This administration makes me vomit.

  • yourmamatoo

    The only phony scandal was the one Obama created himself.
    The Trayvon Martin race baiting case , deflecting from the real scandals.
    Carney, Obama and this whole Adm are shameful.

  • rennyangel2

    Phony: Jay Carney as press sec. and ozero as pres.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Too bad we aren’t able to swap him out with a real man/woman/person, like Congressman/Col. West, Senator Cruz, Governor Palin.
    There We Said It.
    Just pure ilk and excrement running the government and This Is Not A Natural Law, Natural Rights we were born into a Constitutionally Free Republic.
    They have hundreds of Databases on all of us!
    Tyrant running the Treasury and The Federal Reserve Bank, Bubble Wall Street. Bankrupted America!
    Enjoy that d4mn vacation!
    The Tyrant is scared!

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    So, too This is Phony??? Pure ilk is OGovt!

    Obama Green Energy Jobs Failures
    Owed To U.S. Taxpayers Due To Systemic Government Finance Failure
    Total = $10,281,160,981.00 BILLIONS

    Update: 4/8/2013>>> <<<

    Notice: If not depicted Bankrupt then Business in Default
    A123 Systems-Bankrupt
    Abound Solar-Bankrupt
    AES’s subsidiary Eastern Energy
    Azure Dynamics-Bankrupt
    Babcock and Brown
    Beacon Power-Bankrupt
    EnerDel’s subsidiary Ener1-Bankrupt
    Energy Conversion Devices-Bankrupt
    Evergreen Solar-Bankrupt
    First Solar
    Fisker Automotive
    Johnson Controls
    LG Chem’s subsidiary Compact Power
    LSP Energy
    Konarka Technologies Inc.-Bankrupt
    Mascoma Corp.
    Mountain Plaza, Inc.
    National Renewable Energy Lab
    Nevada Geothermal
    Nordic Windpower
    Olsen’s Crop Service and Olsen’s Mills Acquisition Company
    Range Fuels-Bankrupt
    Raser Technologies-Bankrupt
    Schneider Electric-Bankrupt
    Stirling Energy Systems-Bankrupt
    Thompson River Power-Bankrupt
    Willard and Kelsey Solar Group-Bankrupt

  • Peetweefish

    How the hell they managed to trained a weasel to wear a suit and stand in front of a mic and lie to the faces of the American people is beyond me.

    • AbidewithMe

      It’s easy – they’re Demorats.

  • SophieRo3

    No-Eyebrow Clown

    • Jeremy

      That fits him.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    And his lobbyist Lie…
    Lying catches up on the ilk and the excrement…I will not have Lobbyist in My Administration-Barack Obama
    Obama’s “50” Lobbyist List…” 50 ”

    You can verify the Leftist Groups/Individuals: , Click Groups or Individuals or Media…

    It will really pi$$ you off, and they are IRS approved 501C’s!

  • ObamaFail

    The families of the Benghazi victims should sue Obama and Hillary for letting their loved ones die just to save face when pretending that terrorism had been destroyed by Obama. Their personal fortunes should be ripped from them by the families. Those men deserve justice, and since Obama cares more for the terrorists who did it than he does the men he let die, his fortune going to the families is the perfect form of justice.

    • OLLPOH ~ America

      How in heavens name could they afford monetarily, emotionally to sue the Obama/Eric Holder Justice Department? Their own money and the Taxpayers money would be tied up for years. The D.C. Lawyers are in the 1000s. Obama sees that he did Nothing Wrong. And it would be a brutal and painful lawsuit for the bereaved, to be drug through not once but again through the Obama Government’s ilk and excrement.
      Yes, Chris Stephens, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith deserve better and they are better and Justice, than the ilk that is in theirs and our Whitehouse and the Justice Department.
      Lawsuits for the ilk in Washington are fun and games and are the bullies if you get the gist.

      • ObamaFail

        It was just a thought. Obviously no justice will ever be found any other way. The media and the left-wing extremists are so deep in Obama’s pocket that they will never let Obama or Hillary be held accountable.
        I know that a lawsuit against them wouldn’t work. It was just a thought. It’s just disgusting that NO ONE on Capital Hill is calling Obama out on Benghazi. The ones investigating it don’t even have the balls to demand answers to Obama’s whereabouts the night of the attack, for fear of being accused of “overreaching.” They just talk to a few low people involved, people who the administration just has to shrug off and the media will do the rest to try to turn those people’s words away from Obama.

        It’s disgusting that the Republicans aren’t even making an attempt to slam Obama on a public forum for calling it a phony scandal, when the 4 men were buried with Obama making a false promise to bring their killers to justice. It also can’t be ignored that they even identified a few of the men who attacked that night. So if Obama had any intention of bringing them to justice, they would have already been rounded up or taken out.

        • OLLPOH ~ America

          Oh so very, very true.
          Chris, Tyrone, Sean and Glen-Benghazi 2012 and 9/11/2012, BP Terry, 230 dead Mexicans- Fast and Furious, the 13 dead and 38 wounded at the hands of an Al Qaeda Terrorist-Maj. Nadal Hasan…
          are just expendable people to Barack and Eric; they and the rest of their ilk, will not be made to look bad in any way shape form or fashion.

        • AbidewithMe

          “It’s disgusting that the Republicans aren’t even making an attempt to slam Obama on a public forum for calling it a phony scandal, when the 4 men were buried with Obama making a false promise to bring their killers to justice”

          +1000 It’s because the GOP “leadership” has no testicles.

  • Magnifico

    In their eyes, four lives doesn’t constitute a scandal, and TEA Party people aren’t really people.

    • ObamaFail

      This is the administration showing their disdain for anyone who actually likes this country.

  • Peter Combs

    the only phony is President Obama….a phony leader…

  • John Howard

    Sniveling maggot-bag, if you please.

  • digitalPimple

    The only thing phoney about Benghazi is the YouTube cover story.

  • Alan Larsen

    Jay Carney = Spokes Idiot What do really expect from these clowns masquerading as leaders?

  • MovingToNevada

    I’m sure these wouldn’t be considered “phony” by the left if the shoe were on the other foot.

  • ELC

    I haven’t figured out who is more disgusting and despicable…Odumbo or Carney. Maybe its just a tie. The more they sweep it under the rug, the more these two buffoons look exactly what they are…A-HOLES.

  • arttie

    This administration is dependent on low information voters and it has a low information press secretary to do its work.

  • Chuck Kidd

    Jay Carney is the best excuse I can possibly give for allowing really really really late term abortions.

  • ChHarrison

    He should be nominated as the next ambassador to Libya

  • neoface

    This sniveling maggot has no credibility, every time he comes out the press should just laugh at him, he is a joke, just one of Oblamer’s jesters.

  • Ralph Moore

    Everyone should ease up on Carney..let’s see YOU try to make Obama look good lol

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Obama, Clowney, etc. will NEVER look good in my eyes, because they LIE, DEMAGOGUE, and STONEWALL! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Pete Petretich

    I guess that’s why IRS Lerner took the Fifth?

  • Greg Jadwin

    Dog on roof REAL SCANDAL binders full of women REAL SCANDAL defunding big bird REAL SCANDAL everything else is phoney according to big brother.

  • Conservaguy

    Well, he’s a phoney president so why not!

  • Jeremy
  • InformedNow

    The only two things phony here Jay, are Obama’s “outrage” and Obama’s economic “recovery”!

  • $1014973

    So the 4 bumps in the road are now phony scandals?

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    Expect Jay to get rewarded with a cushy job like all the other Dem-whores. E.g., Napolitano. I take comfort knowing they can’t take any of it with them and God will not be impressed.

  • TDS

    He’s simply believes the Liberal mantra: “If I repeat a lie long enough, it will eventually become the truth.”

  • Bruce

    What you have here is an administration that has become so brazen that it believes it has “carte blanche” over every aspect of our lives…and this belief is not unfounded. The fact that “America’s Beta Male,” Jay Carney, can get away with spewing such garbage should be proof enough. The MSM are in bed with them, while the “intrepid” Republican establishment can manage nothing but faux outrage and empty rhetoric. When it is “all said and done,” almost nothing of substance is said while absolutely nothing is done.

  • AbidewithMe

    You can’t really say “shame on Jay Carney ‘, because he HAS no shame. I thought his predassesor was a lying scumbag – Carney takes the job to new heights.

  • dreamkitten61

    Carney is a slutbag.

  • Axelgreaser

    I’M COUNTING ON JAY CORNY. It won’t be a Maid or a grounds keeper, or a pilot, personal trainer (Oh, la! la!), food taster or limo driver that spills the beans. They’ve all signed ‘Shut Your Mouth Forever’ contracts under threat of GITMO and would shake in their boots at the thought of crossing America’s churlish Royalty. Or even one of the ‘infamous, illegal relatives that skulk around in the background that would have been ten times more colorful as Clinton’s hayseed brother Roger or the doofus Billy Carter whose ‘Billy Beer’, if you fall upon an existing can is worth far more than his bro’ Jimmah’s administration for content and humor. Uncle Omar is feisty enough, I could see him caving to a few bucks from a sleezoid tabloid, after all he’s rammed police cruisers when bombed on booze and he’s pretty brazen. But I think Jay Cornball will someday write ‘THE’ book that tells ‘all.’ He just looks like a turncoat. He’s certainly a cool, smooth fibber. He could be doing a national book signing of “The Real Obama’s” (with center section chock full of photo’s) with ‘By Jay Corny’ on the cover and his face on the back with that ‘Ewww, I think I have a buggar’ expression, signing a copy to thrilled purchaser who is standing in a mile long line ending with him and he’d look right into the camera and say: ‘I didn’t write this…don’t be absurd.’

  • HonestDisqussion

    I don’t know what’s worse… claiming they’re phony scandals or attributing at least the IRS scandal to poor performance. Does Jay feel the same way about the phony Benghazi scandal? I’m sure Sean Smith’s, mother, Pat Smith (even though she’s apparently not an immediate family member), is relieved to find out her son’s death is a consequence of someone’s incompetence…

    Some might call that involuntary manslaughter.

    Or are we sticking with the video explanation on Benghazi?

    We’re through the looking glass…

  • Dominic Macchio

    The reason obama can tell these lies is because the media DOES NOT hold his feet to the fire and also because all the morons that voted for him blindly believe everything this liar in chief says.

  • Suzyqpie

    Some WDC slush fund incentivized those 30 to remain silent.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    This is all they know and don’t think for a second about anyone except themselves…Pure refined ilk…The whole lot of them…The Practitioners and Purveyors of Communist, Marxists, MacolmX, Black Liberation, Critical Race Theory…The Scholarly…

    RULE 1: “Power is not only what you have, but what
    the enemy thinks you have.”
    RULE 2: “Never go outside the expertise of your people.”
    RULE 3: “Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy.”
    RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”
    RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”
    RULE 6: “A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”
    RULE 7: “A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”
    RULE 8: “Keep the pressure on. Never let up.”
    RULE 9: “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.”
    RULE 10: “If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through & be a
    RULE 11: “The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”
    RULE 12: “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”

  • Obamaroid_Ointment

    Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty, Jaime Zapata, & Brian Terry aren’t really dead, and neither is Elvis. /s

  • cscape

    and so…… the JUSTICE DEPARTMENT issues (Fast & Furious, and AP/Jamie Rosen-Gate) are REAL SCANDALS, by way of omission from Carney…. at least he admitted that!!!!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    KING FINK OBAMA and his Crony Clown can say (or think) whatever they want, “Phony Scandals DO NOT come home in Body Bags!” #TedPoe #TexasSecondDistrict Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Hired Mind

    Guys, your disgust is misplaced here. Jay The Carney* is the President’s mouthpiece. His entire job is to speak for Obama. Therefore your headline should be “Disgusting: Sniveling maggot Barack Obama names Benghazi, IRS as ‘phony scandals’”

    *My apologies to actual carnies.

  • AZWarrior

    Phony scandals don’t come home in bloody bodybags. Obama should resign for his failure to protect American lives.

  • linda

    just know soon not soon enough Obama will be out of office should be impeached
    how can you disregard the death of 4 innocent person? Look people and in eye call it a phony scandal when in fact Obama and admin originally lied about Benghanzi but they will not be held accountable they have erase all trail and are smug where is the hero we need to show how corrupt Hilary and Obama truly are no remorse And the main Media is to blame for not being aggressive in search of the truth of IRS and Benghanzi