As Twitchy reported, San Diego mayor and serial groper Bob Filner has announced that he’ll be checking himself into rehab for two weeks to “become a better person.” That prompted Ace to wonder just what sort of program therapists have lined up:
That. Is. Inspired. Could it get any better? As a matter of fact, yes.
During Filner’s presser, Anthony Weiner, too, was briefing the public. Which got Ace to wondering: what about Weiner? He’s been to rehab. How has that worked out?
Ah, Ace. Ever the optimist!
Meanwhile, let’s see what Bob’s up to:
Carlos Danger’s still busy:
Hate it when that happens.
It’s a bicoastal effort between Weiner and Filner. Hands across America!
Yeah, check out that creepy-lecher overbite Filner’s got going on. Rehab won’t be easy.
You know what they say: Pervy Dems will be pervy Dems!
Fortunately, these guys are huggers. And there’s always room for one more in their growing club: