Seriously. Her dip in the “Sharknado” waters should be grounds for some sort of reprimand at the very least.

Check out her comedic stylings — if you can stomach them:



Oh, sa-NAP!

Yes. Yes it is.

  • John

    Harrrrrrrrrr deeeee harrrrrr harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

  • BorderLine Guy

    Is she using that as her pitch for “funding” shakedowns?

    • Adela Wagner


  • ceemack

    If I were Kathleen Sebelius, I’d want to know if my chronic stupidity would be covered as a “pre-existing condition.”

    Oh, wait…you can’t cure stupid.

    • Jeremy

      She is way beyond any help no doubt.

  • CR

    Oh just great. How much did my taxes and premium costs go up NOW to pay for this additional unnecessary requirement on insurance policies?!?!!

  • CasualMeyhem

    I can get my I.Q. points back? THANK GOD!!!

  • CatHerder

    Haven’t we just about squeezed all the juice out of this?

    • Stone Bryson

      I’ll never be FIN-ished with SharkNado.:-)

      You’re welcome. And I’m sorry.

  • William_Teach

    Meh, I think it’s kind of amusing.

  • TocksNedlog

    Don’t quit your day job, Kathleen.

    Oh, wait . . .

    Do. DO quit your day job!

  • The Penguin

    At least it covers something.

  • trixiewoobeans

    As Matt Dawson noted, Obamacare IS Sharknado. Don’t think I’m going to go to my attacker to “treat” the injuries he inflicted…guess I’m kinda funny that way.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Will ObamaCare cover the damage to my retinas caused by the bad acting; or will it cover the recurring nausea from being exposed to socialist politicians like Sebelius who keep trying to tell me that their tyranny will be benevolent?

  • Jeremy

    “Arrrr watch out for the Sharknado matie”

  • mapache

    she must have been one of the tens of people that actually watched that stupid flick.

  • Lg

    The only preexisting condition is mental illness, under #Sharknado the injuries are just the result